Nerdy and Presh

Baths. Dogs. Flowers. Funnies. Self Care.

[nabuisthebeastiworship-deactiva]

[tiffanarchy]

The only man he respects is the only man who can defeat him

[thepoliticalhippie]

@hobocarl

[southernist]

[chadwickb-deactivated20160522]

tell the world that she belongs to no man. that she is a lady, a warrior, a tsunami, and she belongs only to herself. (insp.) 

[talesfromthecrypts]

The Skywalkers: a summary

[itstimetoddduel-deactivated2017]

[fashionshitiscray]

[peone-deactivated20211006]

[sepulchres]

xxxxx

[awolfinmycity]

In fact the only things in the flat that Crowley devoted any personal attention to were the houseplants. They were huge and green and glorious, with shiny, healthy, lustrous leaves. This was because, once a week, Crowley went around the flat with a green plastic plant mister, spraying the leaves, and talking to the plants. He had heard about talking to plants in the early seventies, on Radio Four, and thought it an excellent idea. Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did. What he did was put the fear of God into them. More precisely, the fear of Crowley. In addition to which, every couple of months, Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt or browning, or just didn’t look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the other plants. ‘Say goodbye to your friend,’ he’d say to them. 'He just couldn’t cut it…’ Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large, empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat. The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.

Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens

[goof-omemes]

Today is National Get a Friend to Read Good Omens (The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch) (by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman)

But guess what? Tomorrow is also Get a Friend to Read Good Omens (The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch) (by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman) day

So is the next day

Get someone to read Good Omens

[riotsnotdiets]

[celiacshmeliac1-deactivated2026]

Every day of my life

[hawkeye1912]

Daiya is my new BFF #cheesecake #sogood #celiac #glutenfreevegan

[nikolinaeve]

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

YESSSSSSS

[hidinganomalies-deactivated2017]

“Soppy” - Illustrtation by Philippa Rice

[spiritualsun]

AWWWWWW THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY IDK

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

this is the most wholesome vine ive seen

[countryforthesoul]

You know it’s cold when the dog’s paw prints are frozen on the porch!