𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔰𝔞𝔲𝔠𝔶.

𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 𝐙𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞. Never heard of that Ari Sterling dude. Your resident Taco Bell obsessed, high flying weirdo. Or am I normal in wrestling standards? Who knows. 1/2 of Monster Sauce, NJPW's secret favorite tag team. Bullet Club? TMDK? Nah, it's all about the sauce. Try my Taco Bell combo meal! just an rp blog, friends.*

[z4ynex]

alex brandenburg alex zayne | the sauce god.

your resident taco bell obsessed weirdo. often noticed by his bright red hair or his always twirled mustache, what you see is what you get with him. he's loud, a little obnoxious at times, and he often says whatever's on his mind. proud dad to a ferret named chalupa and a dog named ryuk. while he doesn't take life too seriously, he's not all fun and games. if the situation calls for it, he'll do what he has to. fiercely loyal to his friends, he'll still call them out if needed. wip.

muse identifies as pansexual, but past/etc connections are welcome. dm me.

ace austin - ex boyfriend. for a brief time, alex and ace dated. he found the man attractive to say the least, despite their age difference. between tours of japan and whatnot, they were happy together. though ace always suspected something was off, not knowing that alex and clark connors had quietly fooled around previously. this eventually led to their break up. recently, they attempted to reconnect with alex unintentionally leading the man on. things are still slightly awkward between them and he knows it's hard for the other man to see him with clark.

clark connors - fiancé. while training in the la dojo, a drunken night led to clark and alex first having sex. despite the man still being in the closet at the time, they started fooling around. but, it soon led to alex feeling like a dirty secret more than anything. when he started dating ace and clark joined bullet club, they drifted apart. alex's feelings never really went away and he eventually shared another night with clark. tba.

kenny omega - former fling. always comfortable with his sexuality, it's no surprise that he had a brief fling with kenny. tba.

lyra valkyria - close friend. when you date a war dog, it's natural to grow close with the rest of the group and their significant others. at this point, alex has somewhat adopted lyra as a little sister. tba.

[z4ynex]

[avssieprotostar]

Appreciate it. It's kind of something I'm just dealing with right now.

[z4ynex]

I get it - no matter what, it's always a downer.

[avssieprotostar]

Honestly I get it, if it wasn't for Skye and honestly Mark I'd have lost my sanity a long time ago.

[z4ynex]

Wouldn't have it any other way, right? I'm sure you don't wanna keep thinking too much about it, but speedy recovery.

[avssieprotostar]

Perfect, can't go wrong with that.

[z4ynex]

Not at all. Believe it or not, he keeps me sane.

[avssieprotostar]

I don't blame you.

[z4ynex]

My fiancé's great and already had a drink waiting for me.

[avssieprotostar]

It's the worst and I think one of my least favorite things about working in America.

[z4ynex]

Definitely needed a drink after all of that.

[avssieprotostar]

Literally one of the worst things, I hate them so much.

[z4ynex]

It's always a headache. I'm not built for this.

[z4ynex]

My brain kinda feels like it's melting.

Someone remind me next to year to pay someone to do our taxes.

[krossbreaker]

Now I have to ask how many weird pets you have.

[z4ynex]

Just Chalupa! He's a ferret. Ryuk's a dog, so that's pretty normal. But, I've also considered bringing home another ferret, an axolotl, and baby jellyfish. Oh! We had a tiny flying squirrel for a weekend 'cause I nursed it back to health.

[krossbreaker]

He's not a fan of turtles? That aren't exactly the every day pet.

[z4ynex]

I don't think he feels any certain way towards them, I just promised not bring home another weird pet.

[wewcntmina]

Turtles are harmless.

[z4ynex]

If they were harmless, why is there a species of them called snapping turtles?!

[krossbreaker]

Looks like you have a pet turtle whether you want one or not.

[z4ynex]

I'm just gonna let him vibe. I think my fiancé would prefer it if I didn't adopt him.

[wewcntmina]

Oh silly its a turtle its not trying to kill you .

[z4ynex]

You don't know that, Mina.

[wewcntmina]

Did you leave it or did you bring it inside?

[z4ynex]

It's chilling on my front lawn. So it might be trying to kill me, now that I think about it.

[krossbreaker]

Did you end up keeping the turtle?

[z4ynex]

Aha, no. It's currently just chilling in front of my house though.

[wewcntmina]

How do you manage these things?

[z4ynex]

I wish I knew. I genuinely have no idea.