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Imagine a Kobe-Less NBA

Imagine a Kobe-Less NBA

It will be weird watching the NBA with no Kobe in it. I grew up hearing about him, watching him, and (most importantly) hating him with a passion. He’s been playing for the LA Lakers longer than I’ve been alive. When Michael Jordan left, people were wondering who would be the face of the NBA. For the past two decades, that role belonged to Kobe Bryant. It will be really, really weird watching the…

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Movie Review: The 33

Movie Review: The 33

The 33 is an intense movie about the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped underground after their mine collapsed. Despite it’s extremely predictable finish (I mean, we were all watching the real-life footage of the escape in 2010), it keeps you on the edge of your seat, wondering how they all make it out alive.

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Mr. X

On a Wednesday night, an unnamed man walked past a homeless man named Mr. X. Mr. X’s home was destroyed by a tree felled by a powerful storm. Mr. X’s wife was nowhere to be seen. Mr. X had no reason to go to work for he had no job. Mr. X sat happily, oddly enough, on a bench in the park.

The unnamed man found Mr. X’s happiness quite queer. The unnamed man had twenty dollars in his pocket. He used…

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A Farewell to Football (by Mike DeVito)

A Farewell to Football (by Mike DeVito)

The Kansas City Chiefs are down a man as defensive lineman Mike DeVito announced his retirement abruptly. He was one of the unsung heroes in the past few years, taking pay cuts to stay in Kansas City, sacking QBs, and doing the dirty work to help the Chiefs win games.

Click here for the original article, written by the man himself.

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God Broke the Law?

God Broke the Law?

You may have seen this video by now, but a pastor by the name of Steven Furtick recently made some comments that had people raising their eyebrow. Mostly because they were heretical and weren’t backed by the Bible.

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God Broke the Law?

God Broke the Law?

You may have seen this video by now, but a pastor by the name of Steven Furtick recently made some comments that had people raising their eyebrow. Mostly because they were heretical and weren’t backed by the Bible.

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Critical Response to “The Tell-Tale Heart” The Tell-Tale Heart is a powerful and frightening reminder that inside all human hearts is a perverse and wicked side.

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Best National Championship Game Ever

Best National Championship Game Ever

The 2016 college basketball season ended in the most fitting way: a miracle shot right as the buzzer sounded. Kris Jenkins’ shot was one of the greatest in college basketball history and the 2016 National Championship stands alone as the greatest college basketball championship game in history.

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Ted Cruz Knows More Than Jimmy Kimmel

Ted Cruz Knows More Than Jimmy Kimmel

I love watching Ted Cruz on liberal talk shows. Mostly because the hosts know absolutely nothing about politics, but anything they say gets a standing ovation from the audience. Then, Ted Cruz proceeds to use facts, reason, logic, and statistics (what liberals consider microsaggressions) to completely silence the audience. On Wednesday night, Jimmy Kimmel made the fatal mistake of bringing up…

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Socialism in Venezuala

Socialism has never worked, isn’t working, and never will work. Venezuela is the perfect example of the failure that is socialism.

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Only Love Can #StopIslam

Only Love Can #StopIslam

A common trend on twitter after the attacks in Brussels, Baghdad, and Lahore is #StopIslam. With each attack, both camps (the politically correct and the people who think stopping terrorism is a good idea) have become more extreme. The politically correct liberals are in a complete uproar over #StopIslam, while those on the right (like presidential candidates Donald Trump and Ted Cruz) are…

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So Long, Peyton

Peyton Manning’s 18-year run in the NFL has (finally) come to an end. After 2 Super Bowl titles in four tries, Manning has decided to call it a day (finally). So long, Peyton. (more…)

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The Polar Bears Are Safe

The Polar Bears Are Safe

No worries, global warming global cooling climate change (I think that’s what they’re calling it now) isn’t killing off the polar bears! This interesting thing called “science” has debunked the popular myth that climate change is affecting the lives of the North Pole’s friendly inhabitants, the polar bears.

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Nathan Deal Vetoes House Bill 757

Nathan Deal Vetoes House Bill 757

Religious freedom has been abandoned thanks to pressure from Disney, Apple, and other liberal-run companies. Nathan Deal has vetoed House Bill 757.

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Viral Video: Sad Affleck Like all of Ben Affleck's films, Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, was just as horrible. Unlike his Man of Steel co-star, Affleck didn't take the criticism too well.

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NBA Threatens to Leave Charlotte Due to Anti-LGBT Bill

NBA Threatens to Leave Charlotte Due to Anti-LGBT Bill

On Wednesday, North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory signed a bill that would protect privacy in public bathrooms. Here are some surprising facts: Governor McCrory isn’t a liberal and the bill wasn’t popular.

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Adolf Hitler was a Socialist Liberal

Adolf Hitler was a Socialist Liberal

A common myth nowadays is that Adolf Hitler was not a fan of socialism, but rather right-wing conservatism. Adolf Hitler was  hardly a right-winger. He may have been to the right of Communism, but that’s just about it.

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