zachtank

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[zachtank]

Have you checked out the new album "shy by EXPEL THE VENOM" yet? Jenna Noelle is on the cover. Just wondering.

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[zachtank]

I'm glad that I'm going to get to see the Borderlands movie tomorrow. Everyone is complaining about this and that but honestly, what did you expect?!

The game isn't serious at all. It's SUPER CRINGE at best. Most people, including myself, don't really know why you are doing anything anyway. You get the basic understanding of the games and then, like Mister Torque says, EXPLOSIONS!!! I saw the trailer. I saw EXPLOSIONS 💥. I'm good 👍🏾

Checking out BORDERLANDS MOVIE???

YES of course

Looks like a good time

EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!

I'll think about it..

Voting ended onAug 18, 2024

[zachtank]

It is definitely difficult to get an interview with an adult model. So much so that sometimes it takes years to produce and a while to release.

Lots of things go into it. Location is something to think about. Time and money is the most important thing. You also have to consider the model's schedule and depending on the model, it can take a while. You have to make sure they consider your time as well as your finances. You have to be an idea man and know what works with who you're working with. After all this, sometimes it doesn't work out and you have to be able to peacefully call it quits. The Brooklyn SPRINGVALLEY THIS OR THAT video worked perfectly. Check it out below 👇🏾

Zach Tank and Chill

ALL BODIES ARE BEAUTIFUL. We celebrate individualism through expression, creativity and cultural differences that bring us together. Real

Brooklyn SPRINGVALLEY interview???

I'll watch it right now!!

BOOBAS

I want to know more about her

I'm too lazy...

Voting ended onAug 5, 2024

[zachtank]

EVO2024 was AMAZING!! PUNK won EVO Street Fighter 6 and brought it home to the US. There were a lot of announcements for various games but Strive got the most. Namely, my boy is around the corner!

That's right! After nearly four years of this game existing, VENOM has been announced! There are other characters that are making an appearance as well but VENOM is looking sharp from the sketchy artwork. There's a BETA that I will be playing coming up with 3v3 and that sounds chaotic!

I'm hyped!

Are YOU Hyped???

THROUGH THE ROOF!!!

VENOM!!!

DIZZY!!!

3v3 tag!!!

LUCY!!!

boring..

Voting ended onJul 29, 2024

[zachtank]

I have a lot of things to catch up with videogame wise. Here are some of the games on my mind that I need your help with.

Guilty Gear Strive

Schim

Zenless Zone Zero

Nier Automata

Dungeons of Hinterberg

Armored Core 6

EVO is right around the corner so games are coming out of the woodwork.

What would you rather see???

Guilty Gear Strive

Schim

Zenless Zone Zero

Nier Automata

Dungeons of Hinterberg

Armored Core 6

Voting ended onJul 23, 2024

[zachtank]

The Lovely Brooklyn SPRINGVALLEY is going into surgery today and I pray for a speedy recovery. I'm not exactly sure what is happening but I have an idea 💡. I dropped an interview I did with her on my YouTube channel recently called "This or That". You can check it out below 👇🏾

Zach Tank and Chill

ALL BODIES ARE BEAUTIFUL. We celebrate individualism through expression, creativity and cultural differences that bring us together. Real

It's getting HOT out 'chere!!!

Brooklyn SPRINGVALLEY interview???

I'll watch it right now!!

BOOBAS

She cosplayed Gaige!!

Speedy Recovery 🙏🏾

Voting ended onJul 9, 2024

[zachtank]

It's official. Borderlands 4 is in development. Hopefully there will be news around the time the Borderlands movie drops. I'm going to celebrate my birthday with ribs and cake all week play Borderlands games so check me out if you get around to it below 👇🏾

zachtank - Twitch

Are you going to see the new movie? Are you ready for the next game? Are you still waiting for merch? Is it something you don't have any opinion on???

Borderlands Hype???

Borderlands

Borderlands 2

Borderlands Pre Sequel

Borderlands 3

When's Borderlands 4?!

Voting ended onJul 2, 2024

[zachtank]

Happy Birthday Zach Tank

Happy Birthday to you!

chocolate, Carmel and coffee?!

You get a whole cake?!

meh.

Voting ended onJul 2, 2024

[zachtank]

They're starting the hype train for the Borderlands movie and I'm waiting for the merchandise. The movie gear should be magnificent considering they have more than one Oscar winner in the cast.

I like the casting because it reminds me of the bygone days of Blockbuster Video. Bound was one of Gina Gerson's best films in my opinion and cemented her as a sex symbol. The MILF version for this movie in 2024 is a chef's kiss 😘 The cast is better for realizing the original game's demographic.

Who was the best Casting for their character???

BEST CASTING???

Lilith

Tiny Tina

Roland

Tannis

Krieg

Moxxi

Marcus

Claptrap

Voting ended onJun 25, 2024

[zachtank]

This is what I've been waiting for three years now. They released a time frame for release and I'm pumped! The hype is really real! This game is Metal Slug Tactics.

It should be able to launch on all systems like they have said it would but we'll see. So far, it's being touted as a hard, rouge, strategy simulator. I'm not discouraged in the least. I'm playing the demo as soon as possible!

METAL SLUG TACTICS???

FINALLY SOME NEWS!!

coming soon!!

New Old School tech

Meh

Voting ended onJun 17, 2024

[zachtank]

I am stoked for this new Double Shake video game that is hopefully coming to the PS4. It definitely gave me MegaMan Legends vibes.

You gotta shake it to make it! It has Sonic the Hedgehog and Klona elements. It is definitely a throwback to those bygone PlayStation games of yore. It makes me happy just looking at it!

I know that I'm alone in this inclusive game with character diversity but hear me out.

Doesn't this game give MEMBERBERRIES???

Yes I FEEL the tingling!!

So OLD SCHOOL

Lots of Platforms!!

wut is MegaMan Legends???

Voting ended onJun 15, 2024

[zachtank]

I'm not sure when this is going to happen but it will happen. I try my best to keep my models diverse in all qualities.

I designed shirts that are inclusive so I must have a LGBT inclusive model. I'm excited for the results! I have multiple designs that I'm working on in multiple colors on the link below 👇🏾

https://zachtank.threadless.com

Are you going to get a design???

Of Course!!

TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️

Perfect Pride Purchase ⚧️

I'll check it out

Voting ended onJun 8, 2024

[zachtank]

So this Rando Borderlands video is going up on YouTube.com/realzachtank in a week. However, I'm putting it here right now.

I try to exercise my freedoms but there's always opposition. YouTube is forever picking on the little guys. Anyways, I'm thinking about having a different vault hunter other than Gaige on my next playthrough. What do you think?

Next Playthrough Vault Hunter???

Axton

Maya

Krieg

Salvador

Zer0

Voting ended onJun 2, 2024

[zachtank]

Finally, the cat's out of the bag. Wayfinder won't be a live service game after all. I am glad that they went this way.

I never liked the idea of a watered down game that lasted forever. Give me a good RPG that has optional co-op and great gameplay mechanics with regular updates and I'm golden. 🤓

I'm just glad I bought the steam version and waited. Now I have the best price and my appetite for the content hasn't been spoiled. Eager for what is to come and where this game is going.

How do you feel about WAYFINDER???

I'm Glad more is coming!

I'm Mad it isn't live service

It's all New to me!

(BLANK) THIS GAME 😭

Voting ended onMay 28, 2024

[zachtank]

I got into the Dungeons of Hinterberg play test! I'm just getting started so bear with me. The game's Twitter account says you can tag them with footage and screenshots. This sounds good.

It reminds me vaguely of a Zelda hybrid RPG. I haven't seen much of it yet so my opinion will definitely change. It looks like a little bit of a life sim complete with dating. I need more info.

Dungeons of Hinterberg???

Looking forward to this!

I'll check out your preview

So much to Do!

meh.

Voting ended onMay 17, 2024

[zachtank]

I always wanted to play this game ever since they showcased it last year. It's rare when they give a big budget storyline to a female heroine and rarely get no backlash for made up rumors. It was something that might be a good long-term experience so I'm buckled up for the ride. This game is called Star Wars Outlaws.

It's pretty pricey for an advance look at the game but it's worth saving up for this supposedly massive galaxy spanning epic. If you save $10 bucks a week, you're more than good. Just don't waste your money on junk.

Star Wars Outlaws Advanced Copy???

Before Day 1

Massive Game!!

Maybe on Sale..

NO.

Voting ended onMay 10, 2024

[zachtank]

This guy is like a swiss army knife of shotos! Give me a break. This has been a good run for anyone's old main but you're going to see this guy everywhere. Akuma's goal was always meant to break the game. I feel like the fun is over.

Are you making Akuma your MAIN???

OF COURSE I AM

So many moves 😳

Arthritis is coming

I'm sticking with my other Main..

Voting ended onMay 6, 2024