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[anxietydelivery]

pov:

5minutes post ego death: holy fUck guys

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you know the tolerance break goin bad when you start doing a Twilight movie marathon 😭

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you know the tolerance break goin bad when you start doing a Twilight movie marathon 😭

[something-tragic-and-pretty]

Rip James Potter you would have loved wearing a pink sparkly top that said ‘I am kenough’

[marauderswolf22]

sirius and james have the weirdest kind of relationship. every time you see them and you don't know them well yet, you are assuming a different one. brothers? friends? lovers? friends with benefits? enemies? what the hell are they you ask yourself. one time they would make a contest who can jump higher. sounds like brothery/friendy thing. other time they would cuddle up on a sofa and watch mamma mia while screaming the lyrics. lovers maybe? other other time when you are walking past them sirius is screaming hell out of his mouth and james's sassy laughing at him. so maybe now it's enemies. you have to ask to know that they're just brother-friends

[themarvelmarauder]

Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor

Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James

Regulus: ha ha ha

Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?

Regulus: see another bed in here?

Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever

Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people

Barty: hey, you know me

Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother

Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me

Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*

Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!

Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?

Sirius: Barty duh!

Regulus: that gossipy bitch

Barty: you know me

Regulus: BARTY!

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Regulus planned to have dinner with James after their quidditch game, but after a triumphant Gryffindor win, James meets Reg for dinner, only to try and leave shortly after arriving

The Last Five Years- See I’m Smiling

“You know what makes me crazy?

I'm sorry, can I say this?

You know what makes me nuts?

The fact that we could be together here together

Sharing our night, spending our time

And you are gonna choose someone else to be with no, you are

Yes, Jamie, that's exactly what you're doing

You could be here with me or be there with them

As usual, guess which you pick!

No, Jamie, you do not have to go to another party

With the same twenty Gryffindors you already know

You could stay with your boyfriend on your fucking anniversary

And you could, God forbid, even tell me I played a good game

And I know in your soul it must drive you crazy

That you won't get to play with your little boy-friends

No I'm not- No I'm not!

And the point is, Jamie

That you can't spend a single day

That's not about you and you and nothing but you

Marvelous quidditch star, you!

Isn't he wonderful, just seventeen!

The savior of gryffindor!

You and you and nothing but you

Miles and piles of you

Pushing through windows and bursting through walls en route to the sky!

And I-

I swear to God I'll never understand

How you can stand there, straight and tall

And see I'm crying

And not do anything at all”

[raveinruins]

56 Reasons Why I Hate Seagulls

1. they have stupid little fucking feet have you seen the feet on these thingd they are disgusting

2. we live in colorado and theres no FUCKING OCEAN. SEA-GULL. SEA. There is SNOW

3. have you seen them theyre assholes they steal peoples food like the little sky rats that they are

4. they are assholes and i hate them

5. they carry disease

6. they are disgusting

7. they are annoying

8. they make their annoying fucking noises in the dead hours of dawn and i wish they would all die

9. they are assholes all of them and everyone including, no, ESPECIALLY me, hate them and want them dead

10. these things make the most annoying noises have you ever heard the noises they make

11. they are unholy creatures of sin

12. no one likes them

13. they ruin the beach

14. they aren't even AT the beach we live in COLORADO

15. i know geography is difficult for some people but id like you to remember that the state of colorado is LANDLOCKED

16. HOW DID THEY EVEN FIND THEIR WAY UP HERE

17. they're ASSHOLES dude have you SEEN them

18. they're ugly as fuck

19. ugly ass fucking bird

20. annoying ass fucking bird

21. no one likes these fucking birds

22. has anyone ever told you that a seagull was their favorite animal?

23. no?

24. didnt think so

25. because they're assholes

26. they should be exterminated from the planet

27. they are nothing but flying rodents

28. people give all this hate to pigeons but have those people SEEN these things?

29. have they heard them?

30. they try to steal everyones food all the time

31. they can barely provide for themselves

32. they have little to no braincells and are useless to the environment

33. they are awful

34. multiple seagulls have more than likely shat on your car according to seagull statistics

35. no one wants to see them

36. they ruin a perfect day

37. i fucking hate seagulls

38. they always travel in their ugly little flocks of tomshittery to steal your goddamned french fries

39. how could you not hate these things

40. they're assholes and they're annoying and no one likes them and no one wants them around

41. once again we live in colorado

42. how the fuck did they get up here

43. far too cold for them to be up here

44. go back to the beach to ruin someone's picnic you stupid little fucking sky rats

45. i just fucking googled something

46. they're NATIVE TO FUCKING COLORADO???

47. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??

48. WHY ARE THEY CALLED SEAGULLS IF THEY'RE NOT FROM THE FUCKING SEA

49. CHANGE THEIR NAME TO GODDAMNED MOUNTAIN BIRD

50. HOW DID THEY GET TO THE FUCKING SEA THEN??

51. THE HELL HAPPENED THERE?

52. FUCK THEYRE STUPID LITTLE FEET

53. THOSE LITTLE ASSHOLES

54. SEAGULLS ARE IDIOTS

55. THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE

56. IM GOING TO CARPET BOMB EVERY SINGLE SEAGULL ON THE PLANET AND EVERY CIVILLIAN THAT COMES WITH IT

[anxietydelivery]

listening to the 36 questions soundtrack, and i’m only 2 songs in and all i can think about rn is a 36 questions post-dark mark jegulus fanfic i-

[sebbianas]

james would put his and regulus’ name in one of those “soulmate meters” shit on the internet and cries when it says they arent soulmates

[enbysiriusblack]

best wolfstar dynamic (in my opinion) is loser bookworm remus dressed like someone's grandfather and perpetually smells like weed, and intimidating punk sirius who frightens strangers until he coos over a baby and pets a cute dog and is scared of parents

[my-castles-crumbling]

stare - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 218

He needed to stop.

He needed to stop.

He was a Pureblood, for Merlin's sake. He was raised to be poised. Composed. Put-together. He was taught to keep his emotions at bay and only show a perfect mask.

But then, James Potter chose to go swimming in the lake.

And Regulus, sitting a few feet away by a tree, couldn't. Stop. Watching.

We was transfixed at the mesmerizing way the water glittered on Potter's tan skin, the way his hair became even messier when wet, the way his muscles flexed and moved as he splashed at his friends and threw a Quaffle back and forth with Sirius.

"Stop eye-fuckng him and go fuck him for real," Barty murmured, not even looking up from his book.

Regulus turned pink but said nothing, because Potter was heading towards them, running to grab the Quaffle that Sirius had overthrown. He looked like one of those live-guards in Muggle movies. All slow-motion and tan. It was sickening.

"It's rude to stare, you know," Potter said with a grin and he stopped to pick up the maroon ball.

"I'm not a nice person," Regulus muttered, not even denying his oogling.

James winked and turned around, walking back to the water.

And if Regulus stared at his arse?

Well, that's none of your business.

[greenvlvetcouch-deactivated2024]

best friend and i have coined this term ‘the zoomies’ in regards to when you get into a relationship with someone and as soon as you’re comfortable they like. they just get the zoomies. they act insane like, over excited acting like a cat with the zoomies or a puppy like gnawing at you biting at you poking and prodding and acting stupid and like too wild. goofy. why are you acting like this you’re not even acting human stop chewing on my hair does this make sense like when the weird voices start coming out that everyone ends up doing with someone they date sometimes okay anyway

barty has the zoomies so bad.

like, evan is so over it. they get into bed at night and barty is gnawing at his fingers. he’s lying on top of evan won’t move. he’s growling when evan tries to get up to brush his teeth why is he growling. why is he rolling around throwing a fit when evan gets up. why does he suddenly have so much energy. he’s dead set on watching infomercials to fall asleep. he’s pouting now he’s definitely one of those people who pisses evan off and does a weird baby voice cause he knows it annoyed evan. he’s sniffing evan’s hair now while they’re trying to sleep. poking evan’s spine with his dick cold feet on his leg

do u get the picture

[enbysiriusblack]

remus going to all of gryffindor's quidditch matches and practices even though he doesn't understand the sport in the slightest. james feels honoured that remus is supporting them so much, whilst remus is just staring at sirius the entire time and kinda forgot anyone else was even there.

[my-castles-crumbling]

locket - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 116

James Potter was born to love.

He cared for everyone- enemies and friends; family and acquaintances.

He did not have to be taught to have concern. He just constantly thought of others.

He was made to love someone. To be someone's. To revolve his thoughts around another.

It wasn't always heathy...but it was a fact.

His entire life...he waited to find the person that he would live with and live for. That he would share his life with.

And his person...when he found his person....his heart sang and filled in a way he never thought possible.

So when Kreacher turned up, wailing, dripping with dirty water and clutching a locket?

James broke.

[popcornhee]

My boyzz

[emlovessid]

@jegulus-microfic december 12, locket, 250 words

James startles at the knock on the door; Sirius and Remus have already gone to bed and they’re not expecting Peter back from his mission until next week.

Dumbledore would probably berate him at the way he just throws the door open, but that thought immediately vanishes from his mind at the sight of Regulus on his doorstep.

Regulus who James hasn’t heard from in weeks, hasn’t seen in months, hasn’t touched or held or kissed in what feels like a lifetime.

Water drips from his hair onto his face, mixing with the blood from a gash across his left cheek. His fist is clenched around the chain of what looks to be some sort of locket dangling from his hand. His eyes are wide, body trembling, but he doesn’t seem to be here; not really here.

“Regulus?” James says, reaching a hand out cautiously so as not to startle him.

As James’ hand comes into contact with Regulus’ forearm, it’s like a switch has been flicked, his eyes meeting James’ with a gasp.

His voice sounds so small as he whispers, “James?”

Gone is the boy who chose the wrong side and broke his heart. This is the Regulus who James has loved since he was a boy, who James has whispered sweet nothings to at all hours of the night, whose body James has kissed every inch of, memorising it like a map of all of his favourite places.

This is his Regulus, and he’s finally come home.