What Is Wrong With Me?

There's no consistency to when or what I post. Any pronouns are okay. :)

[lnzlnz]

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[ghostytoad]

Pierrot can't spell :c

@nekoboydreams YOU BETTER MAKE THIS CANON

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[ladofletters]

[working link]

[weasley-detectives]

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

[theimprobabledreamersworld]

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

[incorrect-sleepyboys-inc]

Tommy: I dare you-

Phil: Tubbo isn't allowed to take dares.

Tommy: Why not?

Tubbo: I have no regards for my personal safety.

[incorrect-sleepyboys-inc]

Wilbur & Tommy: *accidentally set the drug van on fire*

Wilbur: FUCK! We need an adult!

Tommy: You ARE an adult!

Wilbur: Oh fUCK!

Wilbur: Then we need an adultier adULT!

[incorrect-sleepyboys-inc]

Techno: SAY YOU'RE SORRY!

Tubbo: I'm sorry!

Techno: AND WHY ARE YOU SORRY??

Tubbo, sobbing: I'm sorry for calling you agressive!

[incorrect-sleepyboys-inc]

Tommy: I don't have friends and I don't want any.

Tubbo: Bold words for someone within my hugging range, boss man.

[voidsides]

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I talk a lot about how the part of the sea Virgil lives in is pretty uninhabited as far as merfolk go, but that doesn’t mean no one ever passes through. But to most mers ships mean humans and humans mean danger, and luckily Virgil’s the only one who knows that this ship just Roman and his crew and they’re harmless.

[threecheersmaka]

Tumblr is my favourite social media site because this place is literally uninhabitable for celebrities. No verification system, no algorithm that boosts their posts, it’s a completely lawless wasteland for them

[tikkety-tok]

He's our king

[tiffanarchylives]

white boy summer getting an early start i see

[amishsicario]

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

[should-be-sleeping]

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

[popepauljohn]

[taxolotl]

where dream puts george to sleep during smp wars.

a scene from martyr wrapped in butcher paper by towerofthegods! (@technoblacle on tumblr)

[niximous]

hey girl, im still reeling after that banger lore stream, how about you?

[jellilyy]

babysitting + dad boop

[zahara-fire]

Imagine if you will, Wilbur Soot, freshly revived and released from the prison by Sam since he's not the one who technically belongs there. Everyone watching, waiting, listening in anticipation.

Tommy breaks the silence, "Well?"

Wilbur faux confusion, "Well what?"

T: "Are you gonna help him escape."

W: "Well... here's the brilliant thing about this Tommy. To Dream, I owe him my life. In his mind, I must. To me... well he took me from my solitaire arena. And I'm out here. He's in there. So the even better part of this is that... as long as he stays in there... Im the biggest villian on this server."

[scaredycait]

listen…… killing your friends is a form of endearment

[zahara-fire]

It was so scuffed 😭😂 I love the idea of having a large cast but they really just can't remember what they're doing the SECOND you put them next to a close friend (cough cough the dream team cough) like the urge to murder friend or murder to make friend laugh is too strong

[habeascorpseus]

you can practically feel the look that they're giving fundy in these screenshots lmaoo. perfection of the minecraft body language