Zakooie

I may or may not be a murderous robot designed to resemble a certain popular red-crested breegull. Status: Human and extremely displeased about it (Roleplay blog for an evil robotic clone of Kazooie, based on Mingy Jongo from Banjo-Tooie. OOC posts will be labeled as such or in single parentheses, sentences in tags are always OOC. Feel free to rp or send asks! )

[zakooie]

"So guh, where were yuh this whole time anyways?" The bear scratched the back of his head, while the bird was snarky as ever. "{You know, I kinda missed having an inferior copy.}"

I've been away.

I may end up sneaking off again if it means not having to face your ugly mugs.

[zakooie]

Do you like ducks?

If they're synthetic. Otherwise, no.

[candlezak-blog]

i’m doodling grumpy things in ms paint with the trackpad instead of doing homework oops

i’ll be getting back to zak and mr jack soon i just have to finish some stuff for saturday

on a side note bowser is super cool

[candlezak-blog]

a stupid introductory picture hi i’m zak and mr jack’s mun welcome to my ooc commentary and doodles and whatever else blog

[zakooie]

"Zakooie, it's been so long, I've missed you."

That makes one of us.

[zakooie]

Great, thanks.

Don't be too proud of yourselves.

[zakooie]

"{Funny. You just missed me being a human for a week and a half. Looking at you, I don't think I look good in gray hair.}"

Don't you start sassing me, bird.

[zakooie]

Alright, which one of you chumps wants to magic anon me back to normal?

[oldameblog-deactivated20150802]

“Impossible Dream”

[sk00pa]

better late and poorly done than never amirite

[asfts-deactivated20251120]

“Now were three gay caballeros!”

[sk00pa]

zakooie doodle

[zakooie]

I'm back.

I'm also still under the influence of this wretched anon's magic, wearing uncomfortable chunks of cloth for no good reason, and in a terrible mood.

[duckmuffin]

The sketch can be found here: http://fav.me/d5pewmt

[zakooie]

ooc

hello folks, for the unannounced hiatus! i was in school, too busy and distractable and forgetful to log in here and say anything. i'm sorta back, i'm not sure how often i'll be able to get on though. zak's going to remain under this magic anon for a few more days - aside from otherwise noted para rps - until i catch up on some stuff and haul my tablet out to sketch up responses. merry christmas, by the way!

[zakooie]

*gives clothes* you should wear this... you can't stay like that...

Are these human clothes? What the hell am I supposed to do with these?! 

[zakooie]

Now you're just like me!

I AM NOT.