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30 yo | He/They | Queer ✨

[wizardonline]

if you are distressed about not receiving a response from someone you'd like to be actively talking to, you have to take a moment. step back from the conversation, put yourself in their shoes. perhaps they're busy with something right now. you have to consider the possibility that maybe they hanging upside down by their ankle. everybody has their own schedule, and sometimes people spend time away from their phone or computer because they are currently suspended from a tree branch by a rope tied around their ankle that they unnoticingly stepped in because it was concealed by a pile of leafs. it's not that they don't want to respond; imagine that they can see their phone screen on the ground below but it's a good few inches out of reach and even if they bounce and flail on the branch their fingertips just can't touch it. sometimes life gets in the way

[cadhalash]

tumblr user wrenhavenriver this is the best idea I've ever heard

[lavenderfoxboy-deactivated20240]

jk rowling's new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think "oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter" you think "oh lord, this TERF bitch again" like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

#literally like I was saying earlier!#these books could have just quietly gone down in history as a much-beloved piece of children's/teen fiction#and people would have been like 'it's kind of problematic but the pros outweigh the cons so I'll read it to the kids'#but Rowling was SO desperate to keep herself relevant that she's driven HP into the fucking earth

[orchidvioletindigo]

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

[saint-batrick]

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

[tattooedzombigirl]

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

[jv]

Uhhh.mmm that’s actually a great point.

EU-san?? 😻

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[eternalgaylord]

the real allies

[eternalgaylord]

I think about this every day

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

[mechandra]

struggle meal

[vimbry-moved]

[prawnlegs]

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

[prawnlegs]

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

[ichigo-kuriimu]

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

[ichigo-kuriimu]

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

[ichigo-kuriimu]

i have to do everything around here

[taproot-bread]

[taproot-bread]

To the people in the notes: we are holding hands now

[taproot-bread]

It’s that time of the year again

[netals]

Alek Wek at Betsey Johnson FW 1998

[le-concept]

I’ve seen this before, and I always thought it was planned by Betsy Johnson, that they had this sort of “choreographed defiance.” But I was pleased after some research to learn this was a completely spontaneous act of protest by fashion model Alek Wek;

In 1998, while walking in a Betsey Johnson runway show, she threw off the blonde wig that she’d been styled in. In a recent interview with the BBC, she reflected on the moment saying, “that wig was not just about me taking it off to make a scene. It was a time that I was just starting in fashion, to work. And the one thing that I told my agents was if you are going to represent me, I’m not going to be a gimmick and be in for a couple of seasons. You’re going to take it all or leave it.” Today that moment has become a very literal symbol of rebelling against a European standard of beauty.

[mundycide]

[fatfrogsblog]

[courtnashe]

Chanukah frog wishes all a happy chanukah.

[catcrumb]

[peri]

that new animal crossing character named sasha that uses he/him pronouns i say congrats on the gender

[peri]

[blaiseit420]

I love Sasha but can y’all remember that other countries exist and Sasha isn’t inherently a feminine name? 🙄

[thatnordicguy]

In this episode of "questions that have never been asked before": Is this rabbit a genderqueer icon or just slavic?

[unibeartoon]

Me rn

[ryan-tology-deactivated20150724]

[retroactivebakeries]

and a dark wind blows. The government is corrupt, and we’re on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn. We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death. The sun has fallen down and all the billboards are leering and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles.