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Zaphod: Y’wanna know something? Bricks are just domesticated rocks.

Arthur: Oh my god.

Ford: No, let him speak.

#I HOPE I'VE ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS AND IF I HAVEN'T I LITERLALY DO NOT CARE #tbt

I CAN’T EVEN MAKE A JOKE POST WITHOUT NOTICING MY AWFUL SPELLING I’M SFJLKG SAJL KG

#THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LOOSING OUT MY BRAIN CELLS IMF DSALKGSDAKLLJGKDSLJAKSKLJGA #out.

i don’t know what any of this ‘ writing ’ business is. i simiply dissociate and suddenly there are words and i don’t really check to see if i’ve made ‘ mistakes ’ or ‘ grammar ’ or ‘ nouns. ’ constructs, all of them. incredibly constraining if you ask me.

#out.#WHAT

WHIPPLE.

❝ hey ! ❞ displeasure crawls up his spine, it goes left and then wanders to the right in a bit of soul searching and before he knows it the feeling has married, got children and now rests somewhere in the vicinity of a rapidly forming headache . no wait, as it appears, that’s just zaphod talking . ❝ i do get invited to parties . that’s how we met, don’t you remember, phil ? ❞

‘ mmm. ’ he’s trying to respond but he keeps getting distracted, more and more preoccupied with the tasteless way arthur’s nose crinkles in such ignomily, very clearly a word to describe what he’s feeling. ( zaphod, not arthur—some focus, please ) suddenly zaphod realizes why he’s never really bothered with earth prior to trillian...sweet trillian...how truly despondent it was to think even she suffered from such a dire condition, same as when arthur was somehow still talking to him after five seconds...he just kept going. swazzles, boy, do you ever stop to breath? ‘ yes that’s all very well, how unfortunate to have to remember it now. ’ the second head interrupts, having taken to calling it jeffrey during private affairs simply because it seemed to annoy him, and he found it funny. ‘ thank you, jeffrey. ’ zaphod interjected, wiggling about with his third arm. ‘ —although i’m afraid none of us are rather keen on those times, dark as they were...some class, perhaps? perhaps a class of tea? ’ rather a smooth transition, as was befitting of such a gentlethem.

#IM FCU GKIN SC REMANG #teasought #teasought tbt

drags my ass back on for @teasought and that is, quite frankly, the entire nature of this blog

#out.#im cho kgin on this fuc fgkin repl y

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A short summary of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: Sir that’s my emotional support towel

#arthur variant: sir thats my emotional support chamomile #mobile tag

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because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice

#THSTS IT THATS FUCJGUGN ZAPHOD

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❝ UNHOOPY ? unhoopy ? but what does that even mean ? ❞

‘ it’s why you’re never invited to parties, ’ the second head offered. ‘ —yes but that’s not the point—the point is, arthur, much as i can admire such dedication to playing dumb in the presence of one such as i, why...i simply couldn’t say, baby. besides, it’s a bore to be bothered with knowledge. you wouldn’t understand. ’

#IM LSOGIN IT #teasought #teasought tbt