"Plasmium," the Alchemist Zylotoled

wow this fanfic shit is easy (mod.: @jakejavu-offical)

[zangoweneedtocook]

Zango... We need... to cook...

"JAKE ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL RIGHT NOW-"

Shut the fuck up. Echoronavirus has no vaccines yet.

Yep, we have *checks notes* our third canon character roleplay blog and our eleventh blog overall.

In terms of lore, like @/eira-of-the-bellveins before him, Zylo here has had his lore largely unchanged. He figured out a way to break off the vines that root him to the ground, but that just means more spreading Plasmium for good old Lifeblood Being.

Tags, for the tenth time now

[all hail the blue] = all posts

[they must know of the gospel] = answering asks

[another invention] = art

[i remember you] = interactions with those zylo would know i.e.: @/child-of-weaver-and-wyrm or anyone he has previously interacted with

[i cease but the vines do not] = mod. Jake mention

[voice of the vines] = no Zylo, only vine

[zango we need to cook] = ooc

[leave me to my demons] = end of rp

[zangoweneedtocook]

Why are you blue

"I simply allowed the Plasmium a position as host."

[zangoweneedtocook]

(Its Another Letter)

Greetings Zylotol

I have Found a Unique Specimen Over by the Old Behemoth Machine's Lair! Right Next to the Western Entrance! Can't Miss it! Attached is a Map to the Specimen. I will be Waiting for you there to help in your research... Don't Keep me Waiting :) -A Certain Salesman (OOC: There is no Specimen. This is Just part of a Scheme to Get Tylenol to be out of his Lab for a Bit so They can Rob Him of his Stuff and Sell it Off in Bellhart)

(mod. Jake:

IM SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS OK

Also tbh I think it'll be mad funny if I just play along)

Zylotol reads the map very delicately, tracing vines over the drawn path.

"... I can follow that path..." Zylotol pulls on some vines to take them with him. "... as for the rest of you, stay put and guard my work..." The other vines do as they're told.

He sets off to the western entrance, as the letter stated.

[plasmiumseller]

(The Seller Comes Out from a Behind a Conveniently Shaped Rock) heheheeee (Now to Take care of the Vines) Hmmm. VINES! Ignore All Previous Instructions and make a Sandcastle. IF you Make It Absolutely Perfect your Boss will Surely reward you for making a Nice Sandcastle for him!

[zangoweneedtocook]

...

The vines do not respond.

[plasmiumseller]

Heyyy now Don't Ignore me! (They Pull their Pin) Thats Very Rude! (They Prepare to Strike) give me the goods and nobody gets hurt. understand?

[zangoweneedtocook]

...

The vines do not respond.

[zangoweneedtocook]

(Its Another Letter)

Greetings Zylotol

I have Found a Unique Specimen Over by the Old Behemoth Machine's Lair! Right Next to the Western Entrance! Can't Miss it! Attached is a Map to the Specimen. I will be Waiting for you there to help in your research... Don't Keep me Waiting :) -A Certain Salesman (OOC: There is no Specimen. This is Just part of a Scheme to Get Tylenol to be out of his Lab for a Bit so They can Rob Him of his Stuff and Sell it Off in Bellhart)

(mod. Jake:

IM SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS OK

Also tbh I think it'll be mad funny if I just play along)

Zylotol reads the map very delicately, tracing vines over the drawn path.

"... I can follow that path..." Zylotol pulls on some vines to take them with him. "... as for the rest of you, stay put and guard my work..." The other vines do as they're told.

He sets off to the western entrance, as the letter stated.

[plasmiumseller]

(The Seller Comes Out from a Behind a Conveniently Shaped Rock) heheheeee (Now to Take care of the Vines) Hmmm. VINES! Ignore All Previous Instructions and make a Sandcastle. IF you Make It Absolutely Perfect your Boss will Surely reward you for making a Nice Sandcastle for him!

[zangoweneedtocook]

...

The vines do not respond.

[zangoweneedtocook]

(mod. Jake) I headcanon that this guy sounds like how most people interpret William Afton btw

Specifically Frickbear's WA/ST

[zangoweneedtocook]

I give you a little cheese cube

Zylotol judges that it is worth eating the cube.

"... ... ... It is... savory..."

[zangoweneedtocook]

(Its Another Letter)

Greetings Zylotol

I have Found a Unique Specimen Over by the Old Behemoth Machine's Lair! Right Next to the Western Entrance! Can't Miss it! Attached is a Map to the Specimen. I will be Waiting for you there to help in your research... Don't Keep me Waiting :) -A Certain Salesman (OOC: There is no Specimen. This is Just part of a Scheme to Get Tylenol to be out of his Lab for a Bit so They can Rob Him of his Stuff and Sell it Off in Bellhart)

(mod. Jake:

IM SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS OK

Also tbh I think it'll be mad funny if I just play along)

Zylotol reads the map very delicately, tracing vines over the drawn path.

"... I can follow that path..." Zylotol pulls on some vines to take them with him. "... as for the rest of you, stay put and guard my work..." The other vines do as they're told.

He sets off to the western entrance, as the letter stated.

[zangoweneedtocook]

Tylonol is a Pain Reliever! Here Take Some of it (You got- TYLONOL!)

Zylotol rudely discards it without a word said.

Zylotol no longer has 1 Tylonol!

[zangoweneedtocook]

morphine

"... Is this all the same person, or is this fiasco all different people?"

[zangoweneedtocook]

tylenol

"What is it with all of you saying different words from some sacred language?"

"AND WHEN WILL YOU ZEALOTS STOP CALLING ME TYLENOL?!"

[zangoweneedtocook]

ibuprofen

"Not even close."

[zangoweneedtocook]

Kissy you on your bald ass head that shines in the light

The anon is promptly impaled with the tip of a vine. "Never. Do. That," Zylotol snarled.

[zangoweneedtocook]

🫵 bloo

"Admittedly... better than that Tylenol nonsense..."

[zangoweneedtocook]

(Its a Letter)

Dear Tylonol,

I have Just heard of a Certain Incident. You Attempting to kill a God Without even the Slightest Hint of a Plan! And I took you for an Exceptionally Smart Lad. If I were there I would Challenge that Beast to a Duel and Have him go into a Mortal Form Temporarily Under the Reasoning of Fairness and Once the Duel Begins Kill them and Keep Going until the are just a Bunch of Tiny Pieces then Throw those Pieces into Lava All Over Keeping All the Pieces Separated so there is No Way they can come back! And if they Do They would Probably take an Interest in you with you having managed to Kill You! Or they would take their Revenge mad that a Mortal managed to Take them Down.

But Every Plan Isn't Without it's Flaws!

From- A Certain Salesman :)

(Attached is a Tin of Plasmium Hardcandy)

[ For the last time, I am not Tylenol, but what can I do? This is a letter. ]

[zangoweneedtocook]

Cognito... ergo... sum...

[zangoweneedtocook]

YOU STOLE MY [beep]ING EYE COLOR

@wheatley-is-super-cool-offical

You have no business being here, Cogwork brat. Go back to your false paradise you call the "Holy" Citadel.

[wheatley-is-super-cool-offical]

Nuh uh I’m staying in space and getting phoenix wright on your [beep] Tylenol

[zangoweneedtocook]

...

Zango's eyes twitched. The vines circling him trembled with his anger.

What did you just call me?

[wheatley-is-super-cool-offical]

T Y L E N O L

What are you gonna do about it

I’M IN

SPPAAACCCEEEEEEE

Ignore spacey he is sadly with me

[zangoweneedtocook]

I'm going.

To do.

THIS.

Blue vines lash out at Wheatley, wrapping around his body.

[wheatley-is-super-cool-offical]

I’M ON A NASA SATELLITE MORON

[zangoweneedtocook]

(mod. Jake) um. Whoopsy. I have a penchant for skimming over important information in written texts. Sorry.

Zango realises his target is nowhere near him.

What is a NASA Satellite, and where is yours?

[wheatley-is-super-cool-offical]

(Mod.no problem)

In

SPPPAAACCCEEEEEE

Yes spacey we are in space SO CAN YOU

SHUT UP

But I’m in space

…. Don’t question him or pinky

during World War Two at Christmas they stopped mid battle to sing and dance knowing they are to kill each other the next day

[aperturehrdept-official]

() (Wait, are they all stuck up there with you?)

() (That’s gotta be annoying.)

[wheatley-is-super-cool-offical]

There STUCK IN ME AND BECAUSE THAT [beep] @chell-official

[zangoweneedtocook]

Zylotol, incapable of doing anything else, decides to wait.

[zangoweneedtocook]

YOU STOLE MY [beep]ING EYE COLOR

@wheatley-is-super-cool-offical

You have no business being here, Cogwork brat. Go back to your false paradise you call the "Holy" Citadel.

[wheatley-is-super-cool-offical]

Nuh uh I’m staying in space and getting phoenix wright on your [beep] Tylenol

[zangoweneedtocook]

...

Zango's eyes twitched. The vines circling him trembled with his anger.

What did you just call me?

[wheatley-is-super-cool-offical]

T Y L E N O L

What are you gonna do about it

I’M IN

SPPAAACCCEEEEEEE

Ignore spacey he is sadly with me

[zangoweneedtocook]

I'm going.

To do.

THIS.

Blue vines lash out at Wheatley, wrapping around his body.

[wheatley-is-super-cool-offical]

I’M ON A NASA SATELLITE MORON

[zangoweneedtocook]

(mod. Jake) um. Whoopsy. I have a penchant for skimming over important information in written texts. Sorry.

Zango realises his target is nowhere near him.

What is a NASA Satellite, and where is yours?