the downfall of us all

zara prince, 19 y'old. retired hacker. retired game player. retired person. gosh what am i doing here?

[zaraprinces]

damiwaynian‌:

...Por dios, Prince, I’m literally in no position to take jokes right now.

At least they kept the beauty, huh? E eu acabei de voltar de Massachusetts, I can tell robô algum faria uma piada tão ruim, então posso confiar que você ainda é você.

Oh my gosh, Damian! The MIT really changed you, huh? Are you just flirting? Smooth, really smooth.

Será mesmo que um robô não faria uma piada tão ruim? E se o meu setup for ter o senso de humor de um comediante de stand-up de quinta categoria? Fica aí o questionamento.

[zaraprinces]

damiwaynian‌:

Prince. Você sempre foi engraçadinha assim ou eu perdi essa mudança também?

Alright! But first, please tell me you’re still you. Everybody changed in six months, I dont know who I trust anymore.

Oh... Damian... Sweet, sweet Damian... I didn’t want you to know it like this, but I have something to tell you... I’m not me. I am a robot. The real me died but they couldn’t lose all this beauty and great sense of humor, so...

Just kidding! Don’t look at me like that.

[zaraprinces]

@damiwaynian

Heeeey! It is you. Achei que fosse o fantasma do lab, mas as reclamações entregaram que você está de volta.

How’s MIT? Tell me everything, please. I need it, I desperately need to hear something that’s not hero related.