snug as a bug

[worldseerschair]

Meet my son, Lumpy

[worldseerschair]

You better not mess with my GANG

[worldseerschair]

I'm sorry for my radio silence, I've been a lusty bitch

[worldseer]

Try jerking off

[worldseerschair]

....it's not the same

[worldseerschair]

This small gentleman had some coffee this morning

[worldseerschair]

This big lady knows that she's the baddest bitch

[worldseerschair]

I'm sorry for my radio silence, I've been a lusty bitch

[worldseerschair]

I need a non binary person with an awesome personality who likes cheese to hold me like this.

[worldseer]

I chose this man.

[worldseerschair]

I WIN!!!!!!!

[worldseerschair]

I need a non binary person with an awesome personality who likes cheese to hold me like this.

[worldseerschair]

Anybody know what breed of dog this is? He's quiet but he's pretty chill

[weevilsdaily]

weevil 595

by @mkdiffuser on instagram

[worldseerschair]

Weevil jenga

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If you ain't got that dog in you, then get out of the kennel.

That dog's name is AUTISM

[iamoutofideas]

has anyone ever had sex before

[worldseer]

Yeah. I miss it.

[worldseerschair]

What's that?

[ratcandy]

we just keep naming bugs like this

[worldseerschair]

The sillier the better, need more bugs named like "good kisser roach" or "croissant making mantis"

[worldseer]

SO WHAT IF I WANNA SUCK THE DICK OF THE FUCKED UP LOOKING GUY!?

TF ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!

[worldseerschair]

[worldseer]

Logically I know that there's a real reason why physical intimacy helps curb bad thoughts, with dopamine and serotonin and all the other happy chemicals. However I like to think that sometimes you get fucked so good, the depression gets evicted from your brain for a good while.

Fucked stupid? Nah, fucked happy, fucked blissfully ignorant. Sex so good I found joy and splendor.

[worldseerschair]

I love my wife :)

[worldseer]

Boyfriend finally got a Tumblr

I can now show him this beloved cesspool, so y'all behave

[worldseerschair]

He's not very good at this