Zartium

funny blue cat with a beanie. THE BEST fucking chef and pizza maker EVER in the HISTORY of Cattopia. Please get Shiibium away from me. (ooc: //)

[zartiumcatto]

can we flay mobilium alive

YES YES PLEASE GOD YES

[zartiumcatto]

Sorry, my brother spilled oil onto the computer.

-Vincium

FUCKING DAMN IT I WAS GONE FOR A WEEK

[radonrn-222]

There WILL be bloodshed!

[thismatterisverystrange]

thats a very short minigun

[radonrn-222]

Still powerful enough to give you more than an average dose of Lead (Pb) in a lifetime!

[zartiumcatto]

[radonrn-222]

Jesus Zartium you really are an idiot do you NOT see the big ass minigun I'm wielding? Do you NOT see how bad of an idea this is?

[zartiumcatto]

I'm calling the referee 😭

[radonrn-222]

There WILL be bloodshed!

[thismatterisverystrange]

thats a very short minigun

[radonrn-222]

Still powerful enough to give you more than an average dose of Lead (Pb) in a lifetime!

[zartiumcatto]

[zartiumcatto]

behind me was copying my answers on the test five coming second in a school trivia competition 21 years ago, I had the correct answers on two questions that would have sent us to the national champs and vetoed by the other thrshuststian etsorfrad and sorcererthurry, I gercin mechar, bashar shayt ibn bachar, sykar zain orefrechur daikes, orren, on sontrmachur, forshensidishin yur, minecha, thashur staytri taytri bayt-

Are you having a stroke ma'am

[zartiumcatto]

You are not real

[veridium-period9]

Introduction

HEYAAAAA HELLO THERE ma names Veridium, nice to meet you hi hello!!! 9th period alkali metal, ISN'T THAT COOL??? SHE/THEY

I like alkali metals.

alot.

Lithium hmu

I AM A PROFESSIONAL MAGE, I'll kill you if you don't believe it. IM REALLY REACTIVE AND RADIOACTIVE I have a dozen restraining orders against Water and Oxygen. I SEE YOU ZARTIUM THATS ALLLLL BUHBYEEE!!!!!

//OOC

Yeah it's me @technum-99 LMAO, this is my last blog I promise, I have a short doc containing some facts about her if you wanna read em https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_nMBXeQrr5u23h4HIbu3_fK_AKANtcpeeY8eMjmqVFE

[zartiumcatto]

WHATCHU MEAN YOU SEE ME

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE VICTIM

[veridium-period9]

CUZ YOU'RE MY PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG, DUHHH

[zartiumcatto]

[veridium-period9]

Introduction

HEYAAAAA HELLO THERE ma names Veridium, nice to meet you hi hello!!! 9th period alkali metal, ISN'T THAT COOL??? SHE/THEY

I like alkali metals.

alot.

Lithium hmu

I AM A PROFESSIONAL MAGE, I'll kill you if you don't believe it. IM REALLY REACTIVE AND RADIOACTIVE I have a dozen restraining orders against Water and Oxygen. I SEE YOU ZARTIUM THATS ALLLLL BUHBYEEE!!!!!

//OOC

Yeah it's me @technum-99 LMAO, this is my last blog I promise, I have a short doc containing some facts about her if you wanna read em https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_nMBXeQrr5u23h4HIbu3_fK_AKANtcpeeY8eMjmqVFE

[zartiumcatto]

WHATCHU MEAN YOU SEE ME

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE VICTIM

[chlerposium137]

*Walks up to you in a fursuit*

OwO?

-oxygen (just doing this to annoy you)

...OXYGEN...

...WHY...

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

wagebaitinn 0ωô

[zartiumcatto]

What the fuck.

[hitboxiumcatto]

heh *he's also in a fursuit somehow* Haiiii zawwtiiummmm :3

[rhythmbunny256]

This fursuit is so beautiful :P

*hugs Hitboxium catto, trying not to hit a red hitbox :P*

[hitboxiumcatto]

dont wowwy i enabewd ignowe damage OwO

[rhythmbunny256]

*Squishes Hitboxium. Turns out Rhythm doesn't give a crap about being a furry or not and just likes hugging furry things :P*

[hitboxiumcatto]

wat if we all hugged zawtium >:3

[thatpersonwhoisnamedlennox]

Great idea! Let’s synchronize it for maximum squish.

[hitboxiumcatto]

Yaaaayyyy!! :3

[chlerposium137]

Well... At least i'm not a victim! Goodbye Zartium!

[zartiumcatto]

[chlerposium137]

*Walks up to you in a fursuit*

OwO?

-oxygen (just doing this to annoy you)

...OXYGEN...

...WHY...

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

wagebaitinn 0ωô

[zartiumcatto]

What the fuck.

[hitboxiumcatto]

heh *he's also in a fursuit somehow* Haiiii zawwtiiummmm :3

[zartiumcatto]

What The FUCK

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

hehe σωσ

[zartiumcatto]

NO

[chlerposium137]

*Walks up to you in a fursuit*

OwO?

-oxygen (just doing this to annoy you)

...OXYGEN...

...WHY...

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

wagebaitinn 0ωô

[zartiumcatto]

What the fuck.

[hitboxiumcatto]

heh *he's also in a fursuit somehow* Haiiii zawwtiiummmm :3

[zartiumcatto]

What The FUCK

[chlerposium137]

*Walks up to you in a fursuit*

OwO?

-oxygen (just doing this to annoy you)

...OXYGEN...

...WHY...

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

wagebaitinn 0ωô

[zartiumcatto]

What the fuck.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*gives you the ability to turn Cattos into their majestic form at your own will but the majestic form you project onto them lasts an entire week - 7 days and after it's up they return to their original state before you did that*

Go oxygen! test your power on element 140, try something, unique.

…𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷.

[zartiumcatto]

The huh?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

hello world

helllo wo worlo world

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[oxygenfromelementcattos]

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[zartiumcatto]

Are you okay???

[zartiumcatto]

@fluorines-awesome-blog

Never knew you were a hypnotist *shrug*

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

What do you want?

[zartiumcatto]

...Hypnotize Hitboxium into a noble gas right now please I need to get away from him for a bit

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

Im’ve doned it!

[hitboxiumcatto]

*he's in the back, sleeping.*

[zartiumcatto]

I ESCAPED

[zartiumcatto]

@fluorines-awesome-blog

Never knew you were a hypnotist *shrug*

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

What do you want?

[zartiumcatto]

...Hypnotize Hitboxium into a noble gas right now please I need to get away from him for a bit

[zartiumcatto]

@fluorines-awesome-blog

Never knew you were a hypnotist *shrug*