very Evil

I'm Zatsune Miku and I'm evil. I'm a she/they/it

[hatsunemiku-official]

ABOUT ME-KU

(+ FAQ / VOCALOID-OFFICIAL MASTERPOST)

hi! im miku and welcome to Internet! you can do lots of fun things here. like look at my blog! ok im gonna hand the mic over to the omnipotent being that watches my every move

thanks miku. here are some things to remember before you send an ask:

- I am not associated with crypton, sega, or the official miku twitter! im just a guy making funny post

- miku lives in a computer. i probably won’t answer anything referring to her doing things in the real world, since saying “I am in a computer what are you talking about” is only funny the first five times

- I use my ask box as a jumping off point for jokes! if I don’t answer your ask it’s not because I didn’t like it, I just probably couldn’t think of anything funny to respond with

- there are some things you should speak to a mental health professional about ( ie “i just can’t go on” “my life is terrible” ect) and you should not send these things to hatsune miku. i understand and empathize with you but I cannot help you and it’s very upsetting to receive things like this !

- anything written in parentheses for the most part is an ooc comment from the person running this blog (that’s me!). I don’t like doing this very often though, so if you have a question that can only really be answered ooc then please ask it off anon so I can respond privately!

- no TERFS allowed

FAQ

Q: can I make a vocaloid-official blog too???

A: yes!!!! anybody can!! please let me know if you do so I can add you to the masterpost and interact with you! I would check the masterpost first though to make sure there hasn’t already been a blog made for that character :]

Q: do you also run [insert other vocaloid-official blog]?

A: no! I can barely think of funny things to say here do you really think I could manage being funny on two blogs at once. I am friends with the people who run the teto and luka blogs so if our posts seem coordinated it’s because I asked them really nicely

Q: who runs this account?

A: secret

Q: miku what’s your opinion on [insert queer identity]

A: I don’t like answering these because I don’t want to open myself up to shitty comments and I can’t think of anything funny to say that wouldn’t just sound like “ally twitch streamer smiling at the camera and saying trans rights”. this blog is run by a queer person and miku is whatever you want her to be, if that helps.

Q: i made a vocaloid-official blog! how do I get added to the masterpost?

A: make yourself known to me so I know you want to be added to the post! I won’t add any vocaloid-official blogs I find in the wild to the masterpost just in case someone doesn’t want to be on it for whatever reason. my notifications tend to get really flooded though so feel free to poke me in my ask box if you think I’ve missed you! unfortunately I can only add blogs that follow the [vocal synth]-official format just so this masterpost doesn’t get too out of hand.

OFFICIAL VOCALOID-OFFICIAL MASTERPOST

these are my Official Friends! go say hi to them!!

please let me know if you make a vocaloid-official blog so I can add you to the list!

🥖 @kasaneteto-official

🐟 @megurineluka-official

🍷 @hanakomeiko-official

💛 @neruakita-official

🍌 @kagaminelen-official

🍊 @kagaminerin-official

🍦@kaitoshinon-offical

🐢 @ryuto-official (RESURRECTED)

💜 @vflower-official

🥕 @gumi-official

🖤 @zatsunemiku-official

🍡 @tohokuzunko-official

🩹 @fukase-official

🔌 @utatanepiko-official

🐰 @yukari-official

🩵 @ringsuzune-official

⚓️ @oliverv3-official

🌷 @nekomurairoha-official

🥢 @vocaloidcul-official

☕️ @rukoyokune-official

🥂 @meiko-offical

👑 @galaco-official

🐱 @seeu-official

🌸 @meikahime-official

🪻 @meikamikoto-official

🍆 @gakupo-official

🎀 @utanekoe-official

🌹 @sakinemeiko-official

🔪 @mayuofficial

🛰️ @moonbase-alpha-tts-official

🪞 @revilo-official

🍺 @yowane-haku-official

🪐 @ia-official

🎣 @unaotomachi-official

🎹 @namineritsu-official

☁️ @tone-rion-official

🎤 @maika-official

🌈 @kawaiine-official

🍏 @macnenana-official

🌻 @dex-official

💗 @garnetvocaloid-official

💿 @yohioloid-official

🌺 @zhizidongfang-official

🤍 @kokone-official

🐸 @rana-official

🌟 @xingchen-official

🍎 @yuki-official

🌿 @fionetheutau-official

💫 @sfa2miki-official

[hatsunemiku-official]

ah, it appears you can only tag 50 blogs per post….! masterpost continues below!

🪼 @lumiofficial

🍑 @momonemomo-official

🍓 @sounetaya-official

🎸 @haganemiku-official

[vocaloid-seeu-official]

I wonder if the shadowloids have a much more innocent side. Everyone (including themselves) says they're evil, but I think under all that scary evil stuff they're really nice

[fukase-official]

Yeag they are! No one is 100% evil

[kurotane-piko-official]

1'm n0t 1nn0c3nt 4t 4ll!

[Plain text: I'm not innocent at all!]

[fukase-official]

This you?/rh it looks pretty innocent to me

[kurotane-piko-official]

H0w d1d y0u g3t th4t im4g3????

[Plain text: how did you get that image???? ]

[fukase-official]

I'm not telling

((OOC: This image was created with Picrew’s “Scene/Emo Kid Maker“!! https://picrew.me/share?cd=1SSMKAE9z0 #Picrew #SceneEmo_Kid_Maker))

Scene/Emo Kid Maker

!! IMPORTANT UPDATE !! [5/8/2024] please credit me on my art instagram (@xxcandy_chemicalxx) if you use it, i originally didnt care but now

[vocaloid-seeu-official]

Kurotane your hair is so fluffy! Can I touch it?!

[kurotane-piko-official]

N0 pl34s3 d0n't t0uch my h41r 1 d0n't rlly l1k3 1t

[Plain text: no please don't touch my hair I don't rlly like it]

[vocaloid-seeu-official]

It's ok

I just like fluffy things

[kurotane-piko-official]

1 g3t 1t,,, my h41r r3m1nd5 y0u 0f 4 fluffy k1tt3n huh?

[Plain text: I get it... my hair reminds you of a fluffy kitten huh? ]

[vocaloid-seeu-official]

Yes!

[sukone-tei-official]

Kurotane does have fluffy hair!

[kurotane-piko-official]

It's not that fluffy chill

[ring-suzune-official]

But it's super spikey that's cool!

[nekomura-iroha-official]

It is really spikey!

[kurotane-piko-official]

Can we all stop talking about my hair?

[Plain text: can we all stop talking about my hair? ]

[oliver-offical]

I'm a fluffy haired boi

[sukone-tei-official]

Eh it's more spikey than fluffy

[nekomura-iroha-official]

True

[vocaloid-seeu-official]

So I have the fluffiest hair of all?

[sukone-tei-official]

I guess so though I think some of the utauloids have fluffier hair

[sukone-tei-official]

Luna's hair looks fluffier

[mirai-komachi-official]

Seeu's hair IS fluffier/lh

[fukase-official]

It's hard to tell

Also amane luna has her hair in a pony tail seeu has her hair down so it's kinda hard to compare

[oliver-offical]

You're right

[nekomura-iroha-official]

Doesn't Miku have fluffy hair?/genq

[fukase-official]

No

She had quite the pigtails in v2 but they weren't fluffy just thicccccc

[sukone-tei-official]

True

[ring-suzune-official]

Len's hair is pretty fluffy

[sukone-tei-official]

HOW TF DID I FORGET ABOUT HIM?!

[mirai-komachi-official]

Idk

[ring-suzune-official]

Lui's hair is also really fluffy

[oliver-offical]

True

But who's hair is the fluffiest

[sukone-tei-official]

Idk

[fukase-official]

Well we can't even figure out what's considered fluffy enough

[kurotane-piko-official]

It's a dumb argument anyway

[Plain text: it's a dumb argument anyway]

[fukase-official]

No it's not

[kurotane-piko-official]

Will you be saying that 100 reblogs later?

[Plain text: will you be saying that 100 reblogs later? ]

[fukase-official]

Yes!

[sukone-tei-official]

I guess we'll see

[ring-suzune-official]

Yes!

Also seeu definitely has the fluffiest hair

So now we can go back to talking abt the innocence of shadowloids

[kurotane-piko-official]

Another dumb argument

[Plain text: another dumb argument]

[sukone-tei-official]

I want to see where this goes

[nekomura-iroha-official]

The shadowloids have to be somewhat innocent! I mean they all have to have a cute side right?

[kurotane-piko-official]

I'm not innocent

[Plain text: I'm not innocent]

[fukase-official]

Do you want me to show the pic again?

[kurotane-piko-official]

Nooooo plz don't fuka

[Pt: noooooo plz don't fuka]

[fukase-official]

Okay I won't

[mirai-komachi-official]

The "evil" thing must be a joke/brand type thing

[sukone-tei-official]

Probably

Though maybe they are evil

[kurotane-piko-official]

We are evil! Now don't make me get Zatsune involved!

[Plain text: we are evil! Now don't make me get zatsune involved! ]

[nekomura-iroha-official]

But every one is good! You can't hide it!

[kurotane-piko-official]

Are you sure about that

[Plain text: are you sure about that]

[nekomura-iroha-official]

Yes I am!

[kurotane-piko-official]

Of course you are

[Plain text: of course you are]

[ring-suzune-official]

Well I agree with her

[nekomura-iroha-official]

And @zatsunemiku-official would probably agree with us! You guys are evil but that doesn't mean you can't be silly like us!

[zatsunemiku-official]

I do!!! I'm evil but that doesn't mean I don't like having fun!!!!!

[zatsunemiku-official]

Me? Posting on pride month? Its more likely than u think

Happy birthday queer people!!!!!

[mirai-komachi-official]

In a silly mood! I'mma fight da sun!!!

[ring-suzune-official]

The sun? Huh? Why?

[mirai-komachi-official]

Because I can!

[sukone-tei-official]

The sun is too hot you'd burn!

[yokunerook-official]

No, No, I wanna see where this goes.

[nekomura-iroha-official]

Same!

[ring-suzune-official]

Can I fight the sun too?

[mirai-komachi-official]

Yes! We can all fight the sun!

[yokuneruko-official]

*inhale*

DO NOT FIGHT THE SUN!!!

[zatsunemiku-official]

Fight the sun! Fight the sun!

[vocaloidrana-official-deactivat]

OH MY GOD, IVE NEVER REALISED HOW FAMOUS I AM!!1!!! THANK U GUYS SO MUCH FOR 100+ FOLLOWERS :DDDD

[zatsunemiku-official]

Congrats Rana!!!

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

[yahooo-official]

no im a search engibe

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

no im not im a grocery store

[redd-heavennx]

No I’m a shit music platform

[im-the-real-roblox-i-swear]

No I'm an online game

[offficial-united-states]

NO IM A COUNTRY

[india-official]

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

[massachusetts-official]

[dear-ao3]

no im a fanfic website

[staffs-secret-blog]

Nope I'm Staff

[meikahime-official]

no im a vocaloid :3

[yokuneruko-official]

No, I'm an UTAU, sorry!

[zatsunemiku-official]

No, I'm a Miku derivative!!!

[officialenanan]

A Goodbye

So based off the title, you can probably guess what this post is about. I'm leaving. But I feel like I owe an explanation, so I'll give you one.

After a lot of thinking, losing sleep, and some tears, I've come to the decision that, for my own safety, I have to delete my Tumblr account.

The reason for this just boils down to: my parents. They have no idea this account exists, they don't know I'm a lesbian, they don't know anything like that. If they found out, I'd be in a lot of danger. Especially with the KOSA bill pending, I'm realizing just how much adults are lobbying for kid's independence and privacy to be destroyed. And I wouldn't be safe, and I'm scared.

So this is for my own peace of mind. After a lot (and I mean a lot) of debate, I've realized I'm willing to sacrifice this (none of my blogs are very big anyway) in order to secure peace of mind and an extra safety barrier. I've been getting too bold, and I could be compromised at any minute.

This really hurts me to do, and I'm going to miss all of you so much. And I'm so so so sorry to do this. I figured this was the best time, what with no storylines going or whatever.

But honestly, this was a long time coming. My interest in Project Sekai died in September of last year, but I stuck around because I loved you all to much to let it go (I was always more of an Enstars and Hypmic person, honestly)

And unfortunately this means @mika-kagehira-but-in-pjsk will be gone as well. That makes me sad, I was having a lot of fun being him and I hate to kill it before the Aira blog even got started. (I haven't heard from them in a while but its @aira-shiratori-but-in-pjsk so make sure you're nice to them if they ever get started.)

Aira mod, sorry for the tag, but I felt like you deserved to know what was happening lol. If you see it.

(@dazzling-idol-ena will be gone as well but that one already died so)

I guess, special shout out to the ones I played with the most: @kamishiro-rui-phoenixwonderland @airi-momoi-official @vocaloidcul-official @akito-shinonome-vbs @i-bite-vocaloids-official @tenma-tsukasa-official

And @emuotori63 and @asahina-mafuyu-official (from Mika)

I'm gonna stick around till the end of the day to say goodbye and such, but I won't really be home cause I'm going out. But I'll pop in whenever I can to get goodbyes in.

I'm sorry.

[sukone-tei-official]

@kojonemiku-official

@kazehikii-loid-official

@kagaminelen-official

@zatsunemiku-official

@mayuofficial

I have gifts for you all

Kojone Miku gets Bolts and wires

Kazehikii gets a new book

Zatsune Miku you get a pretty black rock

And mayu you get a knife

[zatsunemiku-official]

yay!!!!! Pretty rock....

[ryuto-official]

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[tone-rion-official]

YAYYY WE DID ITT

[zatsunemiku-official]

Yipee!!

[ryuto-official]

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[actionmemeplay]

► reblog to let your mutuals know that... YOUR RP BLOG IS NOT TIME-SENSITIVE!

...That there is NO time limit or expiration date on asks, memes or threads.

...That your partners NEVER need to feel they have to apologise for not responding to a thread or ask yet.

...That you welcome replies to "OLD" threads and memes, even if they've been sitting quietly untouched for weeks or months.

...That there is NEVER any pressure or obligation for your partners to reply until they feel the drive and enthusiasm to do so.

...That YOU will happily respond to things at YOUR OWN leisure, and you would like your partners to feel comfortable doing the same.

Not everybody enjoys running their blog this way and that's a-okay. But removing the idea that RP interactions are something that can "expire" or that the asks in your inbox have an unspoken "due-date", takes the pressure off of both your partners and yourself and can help bust feelings of stress/anxiety from the hobby. Reblog to let your partners know that you're just jazzed to receive new writing from them, whenever it comes.

[zatsunemiku-official]

Guys I think I got lost

[vocaloidcul-official]

wh-how?? Do you know where you are?? Do i come pick you up???

[zatsunemiku-official]

I got lost outside there's a school next to me

[zatsunemiku-official]

Guys I think I got lost

[utatane-piko-official]

Yes. I do in fact dream of electric sheep.

[fukase-official]

I am a clown and I dream of humorous sheep hehe hoohoo :x)

[yohioloid-official]

I am vampire i dream of spoooky sheep 😈

[vocaloidcul-official]

I am a THREAT and i dream of THREATENING SHEEP

[zatsunemiku-official]

I am evil and I dream of evil sheeps!!!!

[zatsunemiku-official]

Happy!!!! New!!!!! Year!!!!!

[emuotori63]

>...my soul?

Well, yeah. A soul for a soul. Equivalent exchange and allat

It's an option... But I don't know if I would be able to smile too.

[vocaloidcul-official]

eh-??? Another kid selling their soul???????? DONT FUCKING DO THAT?????

[zatsunemiku-official]

DON'T SELL IT!!!!!! DON'T!!!

[hoppip-haven]

OOC Post

Hey, I just wanted to make it clear that if you are going to say ableist (including saneist) bullshit then you are not welcome on this blog. If you are going to encourage use of the whole "crazy insane villain" trope and act it's like okay to vilify mentally ill people if its in a "cartoon villain" way, then you are not welcome on this blog. Don't make me waste my energy arguing with you.