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[meladoodle]

wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.

[razor2therosary]

the black parade is absolutely motherfucking nuts. mcr wrapped on revenge and ms gerard way, known aries, said ok whats next? hmm i think i will give myself a bleached pixie cut, move to a haunted mansion, and write a concept record about death and alcoholism and gender and war and psychosis. i think i will also make my band mates wear goth marching band uniforms, wheel myself out on stage on a gurney every night, and maybe passionately french kiss my guitarist in the name of theatrics. yeah i think thats what ill do. and then they did it. top tier genius

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[librarycard]

alien (1979) and aliens (1986) are two of the most powerful film titles in cinema history. like the first one? yeah its about an alien. and the second one? brother take a guess

[monettes]

Visit Original Link

[mrmanager]

[lilith-lamb]

this is the most powerful post on this entire damned site

[mazykeen]

SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED (2004) dir. Raja Gosnell

[figma-deactivated20161222]

it dont even feel like june it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

[redbelles]

THE MUMMY (1999) + letterboxd reviews ↳ insp. & insp.

[midiport]

shifting my tits into attack mode

[hummingyogurt]

[mysharona1987]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Unlimited breadsticks and drama.

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[iguanamouth]

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

[aworldofhurt-deactivated2021121]

God works in mysterious ways TO YOU. I get it though

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[sparebutton]

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

[queer-nihilist]

[christophertrees]

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad