bastard god

the way you move it... if you don't quit it, i'm gonna lose my shit. the way you do it; the way you spinnin', i'm gonna lose it quick. i wanna save it up ‘til i can drown you in a sea of love. so baby, soak it up. when the rain is coming don't you miss a drop. stop, wait a minute. slow down a little. 'cause I don't want to go yet, blow this stop. wait a minute, slow down a little 'Cause I don't want to go yet, baby, relax.

[zeeeeeeeus]

scngod:

“Well, he died and we all knew Persephone and Melinoë would claim him before anyone else got the chance to.”

“I wouldn’t say we all knew they would -- but they certainly had the means to.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

scngod:

“Cressida actually asked me the other day if she was allowed to move in with Hades and Persephone instead so she could be with Kai instead of me.”

“Ouch. That couldn’t have felt good. I didn’t know he started bunking with them.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

scngod:

“I disagree, Daddio. Honestly, it’s unfair, I won’t allow it. I’d ask how you handled all of your kids growing up and starting to hate you as teenagers, but I think we both know asking you for parenting advice is stupid.”

“Exceptionally stupid. To say I “handled” anything would be a huge oversight on anyone’s part, but especially yours.” The god flashed a grin. His kids hating him was a part of who he was, and it wasn’t like he was around enough to experience the golden years that Apollo was clearly starting to miss. “I hear that only can get worse from here.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

scngod:

“I try. I do what I can to keep myself sane with two little demigods that seem to think that they are allowed to grow up.”

“I wouldn’t call monologuing sane. As for the babies.. they tend to do that.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

scngod:

@zeeeeeeeus​ || Bastards - Kesha

“Don’t let the bastards get you down. Don’t let the assholes wear you out. Don’t let the mean girls take the crown. Don’t let the scumbags screw you ‘round.”

“Wise words, Apollo. Insightful.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

aphrcditex:

“If anything, Zeus, you’re the villain.”

“I see. What does that make you?”

[zeeeeeeeus]

aphrcditex:

“Really? What is your truth then, Zeus?”

“That I’m the hero of this story.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

theirhorror:

“then i’m going to make it a promise, watch your back, zeus.”

“i don’t take threats seriously. not from my siblings, and especially not from some mixed breed looking to pick a fight. what do you want?  money?  fame?  just to die?”

[zeeeeeeeus]

aphrcditex:

“Sometimes the truth hurts, Zeus.”

“If it hurts, it’s not my truth.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

theirhorror:

@zeeeeeeeus

“drop dead.”

“sorry - i don’t take requests.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

aphrcditex:

“I suggest a cold shower, Zeus.” she stated to the god. “Because if it hasn’t happened yet, it never will.”

“That’s a not very nice thing to say.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

kingcfdeath:

“Are you ready to actually shut the fuck up now?”

“Why, after all these years, do you still feel the need to ask the stupidest questions?”

[zeeeeeeeus]

aphrcditex:

“What are you going on about?” Aphrodite asked, raising an eyebrow. “I wasn’t paying attention, not that I usually do when it comes to you.”

“I’m entranced, Aphrodite. You’ve lit a fire in me.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

theirhorror:

“i’ll spare that pretty little face of yours.”

“so you’ve spoken to hades.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

theirhorror:

“sometimes i think you don’t know me at all.”

he approached his wife, a grace to his steps. “tell me what i can do to make it better.”

[zeeeeeeeus]

theirhorror:

“piss off, zeus.”

“what’s in it for me?”

[zeeeeeeeus]

kingcfdeath:

Without a moment’s hesitation the elder god punched Zeus right in the jaw. “Annoying fuck.”

A smirk crept on the god’s lips, his hand on the assaulted jaw. “Ouch.”