I'm an Assassin!!!

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[pastidelliaa]

check up on your buds <3

[nuilox]

idea of Desmond's ancestors being in the future is so funny

[valentine-leclair]

humans are space orks: earth food pt. 3

Alien: 𝘉𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 "Human!!! I am DYING."

Human: "What? Hubert, is this you being dramatic again?"

Alien: "No! I- I ate some of your yellow squares out of the fridge-"

Human: "You ate my food??"

Alien: "- and- and it was really good in the moment, but, I can- I can FEEL IT."

Human: ".... I mean, I brought pineapple, but I don't see how that would-"

Human: "Wait. Ohhhhhh."

Alien: "What? Am I dying? I told you I was dying."

Human: "No, no, you'll be fine in like, ten minutes. Pineapple just does that.

Human: "See, it kind of eats you from the inside out. That's why your tongue gets all... ouchies. I guess you can feel it traveling through your digestive track?"

Alien: 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

Human: "But don't worry, you'll be fine. It can't eat you all the way."

Alien: "HOW MUCH IS IT SUPPOSED TO EAT???"

[hejee]

i imagined them doing those cheesy photoshoots to make myself feel better

[autiacorart]

here you are dad Altaïr

[sissa-arrows]

In France if you suffer from hair loss as a teenage girl and cannot afford a real hair wig the school will try and force you to go to class bald. The school will make you buy a chemotherapy turban, you will buy two different so that the school can choose which one they prefer and you will prove that they are chemotherapy turban and not hijab but once you wear it they will change their mind and say it looks too much like a hijab and insist on you going bald or buying a real hair wig that you cannot afford.

If your doctor makes multiple documents confirming that you suffer from alopecia because of stress and the medicine you have to take for your epilepsy and that wearing a bonnet or something is recommended for your mental health as you’re not ready to go out bald in high school as a teenage girl, instead of admitting they are wrong the school will accuse the doctor of lying and report him to the Ordre des Médecins (equivalent of the General Medical council). Your doctor will find himself asking you for a document stating that you are not Muslim in order to defend himself and prove that no he wasn’t colluding with you so you could wear a substitute for hijab.

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In France if you are a North African nurse at a public hospital and wear a fabric surgical cap they will try to make you remove it because apparently it’s a hidden hijab. They will accuse you of going against secularism and when you’ll argue that they are discriminating you by assuming you’re Muslim for a surgical cap on your head they will change their angle and claim that you should wear nothing on your hair because you wear the same surgical cap in multiple bedroom which is unhygienic apparently (which is a bullshit argument cause you wear the same scrub/uniform in different bedrooms as well). They will go as far as claiming that disposable scrub caps (you know the thin papery ones?) are not okay to wear in a hospital even if you change it regularly. And then they will fire you for a lack of hygiene because you wear a surgical cap.

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All of that will be done in the name of secularism and women’s right despite having nothing do with either quite the opposite.

The teenage girl’s story is also not just about racism and Islamophobia it’s also about ableism as the girl is convinced that the real reason the school is trying to push her out is because she had an epilepsy crisis in class and nobody knew what to do and the school nurse was absent. It could have ended badly had her best friend not known what to do to help. Apparently it was bad enough to cancel class for the rest of the day and the teacher was shocked to the point of ending on sick leave.

[avoidantvoidd]

Eid Mubarak to everyone who celebrates!!

how long has it been since i've posted here This is drawn especially for @sombertide-0 :3. You've been an amazing friend to me all this time and I wanted to do something for you this Eid!

[alien-slushie]

Paul, the receptionist: Welcome to introvert daycare!

Jon: Jonathan Kent here to drop off my depressed introvert!

Damian: I feel like I should be insulted, but I see cats inside so I'm going to let it go.

Paul: Just take him right inside Mr. Kent. Next!

Tucker: Tucker Foley! Here to drop off my depressed inteovert!

Paul: I see Mr. Foley.....and where-

Tucker, points down: That's him on the floor!

Danny, laying face down on the floor: For some reason these floors are more comfortable than most floors.

Tucker: All floors are great, silly.

Paul: Alright, you're all clear just head on in! Next please!

Zatanna: Zatanna Zatara, here to drop off-

Constantine: I'm a grown man, you bloody idiot!

Zatanna, whispering: Yeah, I sprang for the grumpy package.

Paul, whispering: Down the hall and on your left.

Zatanna: Thank you so much. Hey Constantine, look over there, booze!

Constantine: Where? Mine! Mine!

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I cast lore healing on 968 days left

[zheltoqsan]

Outside pov:

Continuing with Desmond Time Traveling to AC3 AU.

Desmond has proven himself to be a very useful and capable man when he wants to be, and now he's "an unofficial Templar". He’s occasionally allowed to sit in on lower-priority briefings. And when meetings drag on and discussions turn to minor, less serious details, he can sometimes feel Haytham’s gaze on him. (Insert suspicious guy from dexter meme.)

As the saying goes: keep your friends close and your enemies closer!

[nightstar2009]

I love Malik relationship from Altaïr they’re definitely my favorite part of ac1

The references I found on Pinterest 

[silvkey]

They kinda left their relationship on a cliffhanger in the first game, but I think Danа would care deeply for Alex no matter what

[aliennachos]

Pestering your miserable brother 101 (he's genuinely not aware of how this sounds)

[nipuni]

Repairs 🔧

[depsidase]

[paradoxspaceheater]

the thing about misogyny is that femininity is both devalued AND forced on women (and those misgendered as women). if you fail to meet the arbitrary standard of Womanly Charm you're ugly and unwanted and hate yourself and if you succeed you're shallow and brainless and weak. if you don't try to conform you're lazy and if you do you're vain. it is not possible to beat this system. feminism needs both "feminine doesn't mean weak or less-than" AND "women don't have to be feminine to have value", and if you are fighting for one of these the people fighting for the other are not your enemies, nor are they privileged over you.

this post is inclusive of trans people, including but not limited to trans women and transfeminine people. exclusionary sentiment is not welcome.

[curioscurio]

It sounds so fake now but they used to have GameCubes and N64s installed at McDonalds in the play places when I was a kid. You could just play Zelda Windwaker or something while eating hamburger after sliding on slide...