[isaiahetero]

Meeting a celebrity

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *hands them a piece of paper*

Them: Who should I make it out to?

Me: oh, haha, no, that's not for you to autograph. That's the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.

[vygandonut]

me as a surgeon

[thebootydiaries]

me: hey

fellow surgeon: what

me: takes out patients heart

me: will u be my valentine

me: lol

fellow surgeon: please put that back

[thebootydiaries]

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

[thebootydiaries]

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic

[nukaposting]

[catchymemes]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf

[phonsekal-laure-deactivated2023]

Toph doesn't know where the fuck the moon is

[mjalti]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[fairylightsphil]

[aw1998monsters]

[divesting]

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened

[teamarket-gone]

*no one asked* me: so what happened was,

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it

[realpixie]

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

hey ladies Naruto

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

hey ladies Do you watch Naruto

[peperomint-deactivated20160104]

do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt