i made this tumblr because i'm skeleton trash

o hay / sometimes i might post undertale things / 100% smol skeleton garbage / also into steven universe and various sci-fi/fantasy things

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[caudachroma]

cow triangles

[kari-go]

Ueueleuleuleue

[warriorblood1]

im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game

[eidolode]

through deeper waters

all text is from sadoeuphemist’s retelling of the scorpion and the frog

[gumi-megpoidd]

did you have to use that photo for that

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean good on them...? still paired with that image thats uh. interesting

[gumi-megpoidd]

[laura-the-swarming]

I respect the fuck out of this. The whole site is trying its hardest to go against every selling point the dog robots have as its selling points.

The dog robots are supposed to be autonomous, threehalves is explicitly only for being piloted by a human. The giant horns make it difficult for this machine to enter through doorways, and that is the point. Coupled with the built-in weak points, it is very easy to disable this thing, so it can't be used by the police or the military effectively.

OP alluded to how unsettling the machine looks, and I believe that it was a concious decision; the robot dogs have garnered sympathy due to their apperance, which makes it easier for the police to morally justify their use. This thing? You're not gonna get many people to sympathise with it. The only people who would are monster and-or robot fuckers, and I believe these circles generally understand that a machine cannot be trusted (though of course many would willingly approach it for pervert reasons (positive) knowing full well it's a bad idea).

[clownboybebop]

nine inch noah: i want to fuck you like two of every animal

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[weaseltotheface]

Imagine being trapped in a disaster zone, delirious and starving and injured and seeing a 6ft tall evil goat monster with a chainsaw walking jerkily towards your position where you cannot run or hide

[southfarthing]

remember when éowyn first met faramir and immediately thought "ah yes. this is a guy who could wipe the floor with any soldier of rohan." bc I think about it a lot

[southfarthing]

this is their first meeting im about to chew on mithril

[southfarthing]

faramir: she's so sad and pretty and sad 😍🥵

éowyn: he's so tender and a killing machine

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[auxphono]

Please please please don't click those phishing texts

[auxphono]

[deltacliff]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Well, that answers that regarding the elf stones, I guess.

[evilscientist3]

THAT MEANS WRONGO'S GOT THEM. THIS ISN'T GOOD

[redstonedust]

when you think about it a rollercoaster is probably safer than a car. i mean you crash any vehicle going over 60mph and youre likely to be gravely injured so id rather be in one thats stuck in a tested loop and not driven by my road-rage prone mother. this is why im about to make a bold new proposition for public transport,

[redstonedust]

and you may say "if you want transport that goes on a predetermined on rails route you want trains" and thats true i do want trains. but i want trains that do sick loops and make me vomit. its an improvement for nobody and it would be awesome.

[left-lateral-incisor]

[littleguysdaily]

[jeansagain]

your fellow man

[jeansagain]

Kris hating themself, by extension being so uncomfortable with the idea of other humans... to be confronted with 8 people pretending to be human that can barely understand what a human looks like. thinking.

[catasters]