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[zllyhoo]

QUESTERPEST ==> ZLLYHOO

Hello, my name is John! I’m 23 years old, and a trans man. I use he/him, they/them, or bun/bunny pronouns. Unsurprisingly, I am kin with John Egbert - he is not my only Homestuck kin, but he is the main one that will be featured here. This is a sideblog, and my main is @arborescreens!

my text post tag is 'john rambles'! my art tag is 'johndraws'! i tag all characters with the "fullest" approximation of their names that i can!

Scorpio Sun / Cancer Moon - Heir of Heart - Prospit Dreamer

Characters I haven't drawn yet, but i'm GOING TO:

Any of the Sprites (to avoid spoilers for friend :3)

Jake

Roxy

Sollux

Tavros

Kanaya

Equius

Eridan

Feferi

The Exiles

The Midnight Crew

The Felt

Damara

Rufioh

Mituna

Meulin

Porrim

Latula

Aranea

Horuss

Kurloz

Cronus

Meenah

A disclaimer about Egbert:

I only say this outright to explain one stance I’ll be taking here. I will not be creating or really interacting with June Egbert content. I believe that those that follow this headcanon- canon(?)- are perfectly valid, but it makes me personally dysphoric. I'm trying my best to 'get over' this ASAP, so I can create content that makes me comfortable regarding it.

I do not want to come off as someone who does not support trans women. I just do not adhere to specifically the June canon. 

I have been kin with John for longer of my life than I haven’t at this point, and I have always, always envisioned John as being either DMAB GNC, or DFAB Transmasc. I will be primarily using he/they pronouns for John, and likely never she/her. I relate a lot of my own experiences with his, and I hope that you’ll understand this.

I have various other gender headcanons as well, but they're very fluid? As with my own gender journey, no one knows what they are today, or what they’ll be tomorrow. :/

[arborescreens-a]

he doesn't sleep very soundly :(

[zllyhoo]

i have a personal bias but i love dirk as a liepard above all other pokemon, however- aesthetically he is JUST a ponyta

my bias is my own oc.

[zllyhoo]

cant sleep. dirk horse.

[approximateknowledge]

same picture

[zllyhoo]

yea

[ohmeiios]

rezi and dave

[zllyhoo]

cant sleep. dirk horse.

[waspik]

commizzion 4 @/cringe-and-unhinged !

[zllyhoo]

OH oh that being said.

give me ur gender/sexuality headcanons i wanna do DOODLES of homestuck characters!!!!

[zllyhoo]

every homestuck character is trans in a new and exciting way

[nitedo06]

[zllyhoo]

truly i cannot believe that i got my mother to agree to host meetups for homestuck cosplayers. i cant believe in 2013, when i was also 13, i was ballsy enough to do shipping photoshoots in front of my mother

[zllyhoo]

why is there a picture of me in a dave cosplay with a dad cosplayer sitting on me like a chair. what hte fuck is going ON

[zllyhoo]

okay this one has multiple people but this is my favorite picture that ever came out of the homestuck cosplay days

[zllyhoo]

also i’m on my old facebook so i might dig up some CRINGE old cosplay pictures sorry in advance.

[zllyhoo]

my stupid handmade handpainted trickster dave shirt oh my GODDDDDD

[zllyhoo]

also i'm on my old facebook so i might dig up some CRINGE old cosplay pictures sorry in advance.

[zllyhoo]

hey if you've ever done a homestuck cosplay- specifically one of the trolls. if you went grey!

what brand of body makeup did you use?

did you use a setting powder or a spray? or not seal at all?

did you do your arms/legs in the makeup or did someone teach you that you could rip the crotch out of a pair of grey leggings to stick your head through and then sew the fingers into gloves and then just hot glue yellow fake nails on top?

[uunmitigatedpoppycock]

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR WHERE GAY PEOPLE GET TO BE REAL FOR A MONTH!!!!!!