Sex and Your Man's Natal Astrology
What is your ideal bedroom partner? Or your top three? What type of lover should you search for? What type of lover would be best for you to avoid?
If you study your own natal (birth) chart, and specifically the placements of Venus, Mars and Pluto, you’ll have a good idea of which signs are compatible with yours. But you should know yourself well enough by now to know which style of lover suits you best, if I were to describe them for you. And that’s what I’m going to do now.
When you read the descriptions below (yes, they are designed to make you laugh as well as think), you may only know the sun sign. But if you can also determine your partner or potential partner’s rising sign (a.k.a. the Ascendant), moon, Venus and Mars signs, and the rest of his chart for that matter (including Pluto’s house placement), then you’ll have a much better idea of which one, two or three signs most prominently reflect his sexual personality. And then you’ll know what you’ll be getting, or not getting, in the bedroom.
If you know his birthday, you can find out which signs each of the planets were located in at the time of his birth by Googling “ephemeris” and the year of his birth. Find the day he was born and the ephemeris will give you the information you seek. You may need a decoder, however; if you don’t know the glyphs (symbols) for each of the signs and planets, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natal_astrology.
If you know his rising sign, definitely check that sign’s description below. The Ascendant rules the first house (Aries’ house) of the body, the sex drive/desire nature and self-assertion. The sign on the Ascendant will tell you more about your lover’s outward style than anything else – this is the image of himself he presents to others.
The sign that rules Mars (sex, desire and the will to conquer) in his birth chart is also very significant, as is Venus, the ruler of love, harmony, relationships and all forms of coupling. Pluto rules intense, passionate and transcendental sexual unions and if it’s located in certain houses of the birth chart (first, fifth and eighth in particular, but also the fourth and seventh), he is likely to be more amorous and sexually driven.
To get the most out of this post and site, learn as much as you can about your partner’s (or partners’) natal astrological chart and determine which signs are most significant. If he has a Pisces sun but his rising sign and Mars are in Aries, he’ll be more like an Arian in bed. If he has a Cancer sun but his moon and Venus are in Virgo, the description of Virgo below might hold more truths for you than the explanation for Cancer.
The sun sign alone is not the determining factor of what sexual behaviors to expect from your partner. The sun does, however, rule the fifth house of “sex for fun.” The sun and the fifth house represent creativity, self-expression, the ego and your man’s romantic nature. So, even if the sun sign is all you know, much of what I’ve written below should ring true, perhaps painfully so.
If you’re going to have relationships, if you’re going to have sex and you’re going to get the most out of your intimate life, you need to pay attention to the signs – and I’m not talking about that look he’s giving you from across the room.
ARIES (sun, March 21-April 20)
These men are the premature ejaculators of the zodiac. But the good news is, they’re ready to go again in five minutes.
They’ve never heard of foreplay. You can tell them about it, even send them away for a weekend retreat on the topic, and they will conveniently forget all about it as soon as they get their next erection (which will occur the minute they see you).
A male with Aries energy is all male, especially when it comes to his body. He’ll have a great physique, more than likely, but he’ll be using it for his own sexual gratification. His goal is to have the best orgasm of his life, which he unfortunately equates with having the quickest orgasm of his life. And since he has no sexual memory, he will never become aware of just how terrible he really is in bed.
An Aries lover is all about his id – his unharnessed, instinctual drive for instantaneous sexual fulfillment. Aries energy is like a boy who has just reached puberty. Now, take that same amped-up boy, controlled by his raging hormones, and put him in a grown-up male body – that’s what you’ll be dealing with in bed.
What about you? “What about you?” he’ll retort as if the question is irrelevant. He has granted you the privilege of allowing him to have his way with you, and for that you should be grateful.
Sex is just about the most important thing in life to the Aries-influenced man. Fifty percent of the erectile-dysfunction pills sold annually in the U.S. are purchased by Arians. (The other 50 percent is purchased equally by Scorpios and Virgos.) Aries men are chronic masturbators, so if he ever seems sexually uninterested in you for 20 minutes or so, you know what he’s been doing.
Tips for Handling: Get them to slow down! Drug them if you have to. Make them pay attention to your needs by promising them everything you know they want. Try to have three sessions of sex with him in one day because, if you put them all together, it’s almost like one full love-making session for you – and you know he’ll jump at the chance to do it three times in a day. Look for older Arian men – they’ve calmed down enough that their stamina and desire is about right, plus they’ve got a full supply of Viagra.
TAURUS (sun, April 21-May 21)
Taurean men are sensual creatures and steadfast lovers. They may not be the most exciting of sex partners, but they’ll get the job done. And they genuinely enjoy spooning afterwards.
A Taurus man prefers one sexual partner for life. And he prefers to do the same exact boring routine every single time. Five minutes of kissing, five minutes on the breasts, five minutes on the… you get the idea. He knows what he likes; unfortunately, that’s pretty much all he’s ever going to like, so hopefully his tastes and preferences match yours.
He’s a receptive partner and likes it when you’re on top. He has fabulous stamina and strong recuperative powers. He’ll love you for hours every night. But if you want to try something new in bed, it could throw him off his game for weeks. Once he gets used to that new thing, however, it’ll remain in his repertoire forever. So think about that before you decide it might be fun to put warm glazed donuts on his penis and eat them off. If he likes it, he’ll want to move next door to a Krispy Kreme and this could ruin breakfast for you for the rest of your life.
The lovemaking environment is important to the Taurean man. He wants soft music, soft lights and the most comfortable bed money can buy. He wants satin sheets and wants you to wear the most expensive lingerie, which he is happy to buy for you. And if you please him in bed, he’ll buy you so much jewelry you can hock half of it for spending money and he’ll never know.
If he has an expensive sports car, and I’m sure he does, he’ll want to make love in the backseat. But he’ll put a sheet or a blanket down first; he doesn’t want to stain the interior and tarnish the resale value.
Tips for Handling: You’ve got to get him out of his rut! Introduce him to new places and new ways to make love. Invite your girlfriend to join the two of you, but tell him two months ahead of time so he can get used to the idea. Do anything you can to force him out of his sexual comfort zone – unless, of course, you like his zone just where it is. Sex toys, especially if they’re expensive and appeal to his desire to accumulate material items, might be one way to spice things up.
GEMINI (sun, May 22-June 21)
Gemini men are the ones who look at your dating profile, see the picture of your cute female best friend and immediately start thinking about how they can get the two of you in bed together. Or maybe he’s more interested in her than you.
Curious, friendly and quite flirtatious, he can talk you into anything. And he can talk you through anything. In fact, he’ll still be talking about how great the sex was, or wasn’t, and what he wants to try next time after you’re fast asleep and drooling on his shoulder; he won’t notice, he’s too busy thinking and talking.
He’ll read you dirty stories, probably ones he wrote himself. He’ll talk dirty and give you great phone sex. But he’ll insist that you talk dirty and give him great phone sex, too, so make sure you’re comfortable with that.
He knows every sex position in the book and made up a handful of new ones while he was taking off your bra. He is a breast man, to be sure, because he loves anything that comes in a pair. And yes, that includes your ass cheeks so look out back there.
Like the cartoon owl in the old Tootsie Pop commercial, he’s counting how many licks it takes. And whatever you do, don’t ask him what he’s thinking about when he’s making love to you; trust me, you don’t want to know. He’ll change his mind a million times about a million things. And sometimes, just when he’s finally stimulating that spot just the way you like, he’ll switch it up and do something completely different, spoiling everything.
Gemini men will try anything twice and they love to keep track of everything they’ve ever done in bed. They know how many women they’d had sex with and how many times with each. They know their record for most ejaculations in a 24-hour period and they’re constantly urging you to help them beat it.
They may not sit still long enough to cuddle. And if they do hold you close for a while, they can’t do so without talking. They love to film themselves having sex and then put it on the Internet, so always check for hidden cameras.
Tips for Handling: Get him to stop talking so much, and good luck with that, by the way. Make him focus. Communicate with him; tell him exactly what you want. Talk dirty to him, then have your best girlfriend whose picture he saw on your dating profile call and talk dirty to him. With this one, you’ve got to occupy his mind, his mouth and his ears just as much as the normally needy parts of the male anatomy. If you can keep him interested with witty banter and roleplaying, and by trying anything in the bedroom he’s remotely curious about, he’ll be one of the most interesting, exciting and least boring lovers you’ve ever had. If he loves sex with you, he’ll tell you, but he might change his mind about it tomorrow.
CANCER (sun, June 22-July 22)
A Cancer man is fairly shy and doesn’t want to talk about sex. He doesn’t want to actually have sex, either, but he knows it’s hard to find a woman who’ll listen to him whine for two hours, about whatever, unless he gives her pleasure every once in a while.
A Cancer man can connect with you on an emotional level, which is a good thing because on a physical level he has no clue what the hell he’s doing. He enjoys holding you close and feeling your affections for each other more than he enjoys having sex. But he really does want to please you and if you’re willing to teach, he’s a good learner. He also likes to put on women’s underwear, so if any of your panties go missing...
If you’re too sick or tired for sex or you just had a bad day, he totally understands. But he’ll think that means forever so you’ll have to make a point of letting him know when you’re sexually interested again.
He never wants to go out; he just wants to stay home. He’ll make you dinner and pour you plenty of wine, and if you burn the dessert he’ll run out and get more, even though he hates leaving the house.
He is a breast man through and through and will suckle for hours, in part because he feels he wasn’t nurtured and/or breastfed enough as a child, even though he was. You can tell him your secret desires and know he isn’t going to blab; he can keep a secret. But if you want him to fulfill any of those fantasies, you’ll have to convince him they’re safe and that sucking on your toes doesn’t mean he’s weird.
He worries a lot. He’ll worry the condom is going to break, he’ll worry you’ll get your period on the first day of your tropical vacation and he’ll worry you’re having an affair with every man on the planet. He needs to be reassured that he’s good in bed, even though he isn’t. And if you want a passive lover you can tie up and spank, here he is. Just don’t torture him so badly that he cries for his mother – and it might not take much.
As shy as he appears to be, what he really wants to do is have sex in public. The danger associated with doing something he thought he would never attempt will be exhilarating, unless the two of you actually get caught – then he’ll never forgive you for “forcing” him to do it.
Tips for Handling: Tell him what you want! A Cancer man wants to please his woman, he’s just so damn internally conflicted, possibly an issue having to do with his mother, that he can’t bring himself to try anything in bed unless he has your permission and, often, your specific request. He’s usually best at lovemaking during a full moon, as long as your relationship has a positive emotional foundation. But if you think there’s a chance you’re going to break up with him sometime in the next century, avoid the full moon altogether because he can sense it and the only reason you’ll need tissues is to dry his tears.
LEO (sun, July 23-August 22)
These big cats are the Casanovas, Lotharios and Don Juans of the zodiac. They’ll romance you from morning till night and make love to you for hours. Then they’ll go on the prowl for another conquest, but they’ll expect you to stay where they left you so they can return and romance you all over again, often using the same lines and tactics as before.
Leos are ruled by the sun and they love to work up a sweat so they’ll be happy to work you over for extended periods of time, preferably on the beach or anywhere the sun is shining. And I hope you like long hair because most Leos have it; sometimes it’s even on their chests and covering every part of their body. Gross. Dude, get some wax!
When a Leo walks into a room, he makes eye contact with as many women as possible. This information is then sent to an ethereal, computer-like storing mechanism on the Akashic plane, which all Leos can access. This is why when a Leo looks at you, you could swear he’s looked at you before. He has. And he’s about to use this knowledge to his advantage.
Like Arians, Leos don’t like to take no for an answer so, if you’re not interested, make sure you’re firm with them. They might not leave you alone, however, until you point them in the direction of another female, so it’s helpful to have a sacrificial friend in mind in case the date (or marriage) goes bad.
They tend to be very athletic, so their sexual method is as well. You might need to do some training before you go out with one. They’re extremely creative and they’ll bring this into the bedroom, too. Roleplaying, hide-and-seek and other sex games will be the norm.
They love to be dominant so if you like to be dominated, it’s a good fit. They like to entertain as well, so they’ll be good for a few laughs. But in the end, unless he’s got some well-placed water in his chart, he really only cares about himself, so grab every tiny vestige of enjoyment you can. And if the whole experience seems too over-promoted and even disappointing, or if you’re not as satisfied as you’d hoped, well, at least you’re not alone in the world. His list of discontented lovers is long and varied, but in his mind he has given each of you a lovemaking experience worthy of glorification.
Tips for Handling: A Leo is proud of his sexual prowess, so the best way to subdue him is to make fun of it. He’ll be whimpering like a neutered house cat before you can say, “I have a headache.” You can bring him back to life with one whiff of your own feral scent and some well-placed (and possibly fabricated) compliments about his sexual acumen, but now you’ll be in control. A Leo will respond well to humor and especially likes to make you laugh, so pretend he is the funniest man you’ve ever met – just don’t laugh when he’s making love to you, although it might be hard to resist.
VIRGO (sun, August 22-September 23)
If Aries is the Id and Leo is the ego, Virgo is the super-ego, casting a critical eye on the activities and desire of the first two. But a Virgo man is no saint, far from it. He is, in fact, the most sexually perfect man in the zodiac. If you want fabulous sex every day and night of your life, find yourself a Virgo! (This, by the way, also includes Leos born on Aug. 22, on the cusp of Virgo, just sayin’.)
Now, before you play that Scorpio card, hear me out: Yes, Scorpios exude the greatest passion, have the strongest libidos and are literally, physically obsessed with sex to the point of needing psychological and medical help before potentially, literally fucking themselves to death. But Virgos are a different breed. You see, Virgo rules the sixth house, the house of perfection, hard work and service to others. Virgo is detail-oriented, wants to be the best it can possibly be at whatever it tries and strongly desires to make you have as many orgasms as possible.
Put simply, Virgos are whores. Sexually speaking, they will do anything you want for as long as you want whenever you want. And they really don’t care if they get to have an orgasm or not. They just want to please you. This actually makes them happy.
But Virgos are the best kind of whores to have around because they don’t necessarily sleep around. They don’t go looking for sex. When the opportunity knocks on their door, however, they are more than willing to unleash that big bag of tricks, sex toys, cameras, erotic stories, whips and chains, or whatever kind of sex their partner is into. They’re flexible. These are the men who will give you the sex you truly want – all you have to do is ask for it. And be specific.
In everyday life, Virgos appear to be fairly quiet, unassuming and self-critical. But deep inside they are quite confident that if they can get you in the sack, you’ll discover what amazing sexual creatures they truly are. Now if you can just get them to come home from the office, or leave their work there, maybe they’ll actually show you.
Tips for Handling: Just tell them what you want, sexually. It’s as simple as that. And the best way to keep them is to give them plenty of opportunity to demonstrate their expert sexual technique to you. Just keep in mind, at some point they may want to take what they’ve learned by pleasing you and apply it in other relationships. If you ever want to loan him out to your girlfriend, she’ll thank you for it.
LIBRA (sun, September 24-October 23)
Like a Virgo, the Libra man will do anything for you in bed – but only if you promise never to leave him. He’ll talk dirty if you ask but won’t do it of his own volition. He’ll perform sex for you exactly the way you like it and then hold a panel discussion about what improvements or adjustments he should make for you next time.
Libras need their relationships to be balanced but that does not mean they will be. There’s a reason they call Libras “the doormats of the universe.” If you want to take advantage of his harmonic nature and willingness to please, go right ahead – all of your needs will be met. But if things don’t balance out eventually, he will leave you. He’ll start a relationship with your best friend first, but then he will leave you.
They’re charming and will gladly flirt in social settings but for the most part Libra men want to be the best partner they can be for you. He’s tweedledumb and you’re tweedledee and if you need more independence, this is not the man for you. Check that: If you need any independence, this is not the man for you.
A Libra man, more than any other sign, is the marrying type. He’ll marry you and he’ll marry someone else immediately after you dump his sorry, imbalanced ass on the doormat.
Tips for Handling: Get used to the idea of never having any alone time. Also, be sure to keep some hand lotion nearby because he will hold your hands constantly and they will get chafed. And remember, the only way they can leave a relationship is to start a new one, so if you want to get rid of him, introduce him to another woman.
SCORPIO (sun, October 24-November 22)
Everything a Scorpio man does is about sex. If he’s a salesman, he’s trying to make a deal so he can use the money to either buy sex directly or buy material items (or tattoos) that will help him attract women with whom he can have sex. If he’s at a party talking to his neighbor he’s secretly hoping that neighbor has a hot sister or wife he can have sex with – he may not be able to bring this up in the conversation, but it’s all he’s thinking about.
Scorpio men love pain. They love both inflicting it and receiving it. They invented BDSM and it is a major source of employment for them, along with prostitution (ninety percent of pimps are Scorpios; the other 10 percent are Taurus men, who choose this profession solely because they love wearing pimp clothes and driving a pimp mobile).
Scorpios will not have one-night stands with you. Let me clarify: Yes, they will sleep with you on the first date. They will sleep with you within the first 30 seconds of meeting you. But unless you are a total starfish in bed, they will not let this first encounter be your only one together.
Scorpios love sex, even bad sex, and they can get rather attached to their partner, even if you have nothing in common and there are wide gaps between you in age, social status and the ability to communicate. A Scorpio man doesn’t care what you look like or what you say or what your interests are; as long as you have a warm body and are willing, they’re in. Hell, you don’t even have to be alive for a Scorpio man to want you, but I’m sure this image is disturbing so I’m not going to mention it.
Intensity, passion and a need to transcend themselves through the physical act – that’s a Scorpio. If sex is your thing, this is your man. He’ll do you in every way possible, whether you want him to or not. But along with the tremendous sex drive, you’ll also receive these bonus features: drug use, alcohol abuse, jealousy, obsession, spitefulness and an insatiable taste for revenge. If you ever cross a Scorpio, and believe me, if you get to know one, you will, then there will be hell to pay. But sometimes it can be worth the price.
Tips for Handling: Good luck! If you invite this man into your life, you’ll have the best sex ever. But what do you do after that? What is there to talk about? Well, he likes to keep everything deep inside him so probably nothing. Maybe you should just watch some TV – preferably a horror movie or soft porn – until he’s ready to go again. If you think hitting or slapping him will get him to leave, you’re dead wrong; this will make him want to stay. The only way to get a Scorpio to leave you is to convince him (you may have to prove this) you have absolutely no desire for sex.
SAGITTARIUS (sun, November 23-December 22)
Sagittarius men have big dreams, big appetites and big body parts. These are the most well-endowed men in the zodiac. Not all of them, of course. Some have only a large ego without the sizeable instrument, but they will still love you in a very big way because Sagittarians do everything in a big way; if the package is small, the delivery will be spectacular.
Sagittarians, like their Gemini and Virgo brothers, love to learn new things and master sexual technique. A new sexual experience is like a drug to a Sagittarian. They are always trying to broaden their horizons and expand their worldly nature.
Their lives are all about “the exploration of fill-in-the-blank.” They want to learn and experience every aspect of their own sexuality as well as the sexuality of every civilization that has ever existed on the planet Earth. If you want to entice a Sag man, feed him some foreign cuisine and put on a documentary about the history of sex.
The goal of a Sagittarius man is to make love with at least one woman from every race, every culture and every country. He may have a woman on every continent, or want one. He is the United Nations of Sex.
A Sag man will treat you fairly. He will give you the freedom to do whatever you want in life and he’ll expect you to give him the same. He loves to write and express himself and he isn’t shy about announcing (i.e., bragging about) his sexual abilities to the world. He’ll discuss your intimate sex life at parties and he’ll not only put your sex tape on the Internet, he’ll film the two of you live on a Web cam and broadcast it across the globe.
Tips for Handling: If you want to turn him on, learn to speak dirty with an accent or, better yet, learn a new language, preferably French, Russian or Japanese. He loves rolepays in which you are a foreigner, like a Geisha girl, a belly dancer or a Russian mail-order bride. And when you’re done with the relationship, just remind him “the grass is always greener” and buy him a plane ticket to someplace exotic; you’ll never see him again.
CAPRICORN (sun, December 23-January 20)
How are you going to have sex with this man if he never stops pursuing his career ambitions? Well, you could go to his office, strip for him and, even though he only has time for a 10-minute break, he’ll feel very comfortable making love to you while his ever-so-important career and to-do list of masterful achievements (all of which he wants to check off before he dies from overwork) are within close enough proximity that he feels he can take some time out to have sex with you.
Capricorn men are the Kings of Stamina. They can do it for hours, in part because they’re not really thinking about sex while they’re with you, they’re thinking about how they can become more famous and powerful and make lasting achievements. For added staying power, Leos think about baseball, Taureans thinks about luxury items and Capricorns think about being on top of the world.
Capricorn men are attracted to both younger and older partners, there’s almost always an age difference in their relationships, and also to any woman with high status. If you don’t have some sort of fame or power in the world, they will at least want you to recognize this about them.
A Capricorn man wants to teach you something or learn something from you. He’s practical and methodic, patient and persevering. If you take half a day to have an orgasm, that’s OK with him, as long as you don’t mind him taking career-related phone calls or surfing for jobs on Monster while trying to get you off.
He’s responsible so he’ll never forget the condom. And since he fears having kids would get in the way of his career, accidental pregnancies are unlikely with the mountain goat. And they have few friends so you won’t be competing for his attention.
Your relationship with a Capricorn might take a while to get going. He may talk to you on separate occasions many times before ever giving you a clue he likes you, in part because he is afraid of being hurt.
If they leave you, it won’t happen quickly; they might think about it for years and when they finally tell you they’ll be quite surprised to learn you’ve been having an affair with the pool boy since before his last promotion.
Tips for Handling: Get used to boring. Don’t try to make him talk about anything. Appeal to their rational and practical nature somehow. Assure them they are fabulous lovers, even if they are not (but this is true for every sign, except Pisceans, who don’t care about sex, anyway). If you can convince him that making love to you would be a great achievement – like telling him you’ve never had an orgasm before, you want him to help you become multiply orgasmic or simply letting him believe you are unobtainable – then he will pursue you and your sexual goals with passion, or at least with something close to it since Capricorns aren’t passionate about anything other than their careers.
AQUARIUS (sun, January 21-February 19)
Aquarius men are the mad geniuses of the sexual zodiac. You know all those sex toys they sell on TV late at night? All of them were invented by Aquarians! To say an Aquarian is kinky is like saying George W. Bush is an idiot – it just doesn’t go far enough to describe the truth.
Aquarian men are the most likely of all the signs to try to convince you to ask your hottest (or kinkiest) girlfriend to have a threesome. And then they’ll want to move quickly into group sex. Aquarians are all about the group and love flirting with other women.
In fact, the surest way to get your Aquarian man turned on is to unleash him in a bar, at a party or at your high school reunion and let him flirt with every woman he can find. More than likely, he won’t need to do more than communicate and enjoy the intellectual stimulation, and at most he’ll probably steal a kiss or two, and then he’ll come find you and give you the best romp in the hay you’ve ever had. And if you really want to excite him, let someone else watch while he does you.
If you have too many limitations on your own sexual expression, this is not the man for you. If you want to take your sex life to the next level, however, he’s a good pick. But just be aware that he has no limitations of his own and as soon as he’s taken you to that next level, he’s got his eye on the level above that one – and there are, in his mind, an endless number of levels.
He is unconventional, quirky and extremely inventive. He is also capable of great detachment. He can make love to you all morning and be very present, then forget you exist in the afternoon and focus on whatever woman he is with then. Then he’ll come back to you, as long as you’re not boring, and be just are focused on you the next time as he was before.
If you want a fun and creative love partner who’ll do anything you ask and then some, this is your man. But if you’re looking for love and loyalty, and if you want to keep your man in a box, look elsewhere.
Lynyrd Skynyrd knows all about the Aquarian male – he’s free as a bird now and this bird you cannot change!
Tips for Handling: Make your sex life together as wild as possible. You’ll want to respect your own boundaries, of course, but you can’t be sexually inhibited with an Aquarian. Allow him his freedom. If he knows he can do whatever he wants, chances are he won’t, or at least not so much that you’ll have to worry about him bringing an STD into the relationship. He will want to bring your girlfriend into the relationship, possibly all of your girlfriends, but he is also capable of living out his fantasies in his mind. Roleplaying, dirty talking and exploring your sexual selves with intellectual fervor are good ways to keep a one-to-one relationship with an Aquarian just that. But don’t ask him what his sexual fantasies are unless you really want to know and are prepared to help him live them out.
PISCES (sun, February 20-March 20)
Pisces men either want sex all the time or they never want it at all, and this can change in an instant – whore one minute, monk the next. Whore one lifetime, monk the next. Whore in one relationship, monk in the next. He can be celibate one year and be worried his penis will fall off the next.
He prefers to make love with the lights completely off, out of fear of what he might see. Or, he’ll want every light on in the house, for fear of what he might not see. And truthfully, he’s freaked out about sex in any light because he knows all the disembodied spirits are watching him.
He’s afraid he won’t be good enough for you. He’s afraid he won’t be able to perform. He’s afraid you’ll only sleep with him this once or, like Lucy always did to Charlie Brown, he’s afraid you’ll yank the prize out from under him the minute he comes charging after it.
He’s afraid to try new things in bed. Sometimes he’s afraid to have sex. He worries. He frets. He lets his fearful thoughts get the best of him and interfere with his love life. If he is upset about anything, and this is standard fare for the Pisces male, he may not be able to get it up.
Pisces men love being submissive so you can have some fun there. But public sex is not his thing, he’s too worried about being caught or seen. His sex life must be behind closed doors.
He’ll never discuss your sex life with others, so if that’s important to you, he’s a good partner. But there may be no sex life to discuss.
The best thing about a Pisces lover is that he genuinely cares about his partner. He wants you to be satisfied in every way possible. He will perform cunnilingus until the cows come home. And speaking of mammary glands, yes, he will give them all the attention you’ve been craving, if he knows you like that.
Ask a Pisces man and you shall receive. Just make sure you tell him how completely awesome it was (even if it wasn’t) or you’ll never get it again. He is insecure, lacks confidence and doesn’t feel very desirable. If he likes you, he’ll give you anything you want. But you will need to ask. And if he’s in a weird mood, well, it’s best to let it pass – the question is, will his weird mood ever pass?
Tips for Handling: Sex with these overly-internally-emotional men is best when the moon is new or at the quarter stage. Avoid the full moon, unless you want your pre-coital snuggling to become a three-hour diatribe in which he reveals all of his insecurities and won’t stop crying. He’s intuitive so if he actually approaches you, it means there might be a soul connection, so pay attention to that. And you will be able to connect with his oft-troubled soul. But do you really want to?
My Personal Astrology: I have a Leo sun (Aug. 22, on the Virgo cusp), a Gemini moon and Capricorn rising. I also have a great deal of Aquarius, Libra and Virgo in my chart, and a decent amount of Scorpio and Cancer. My astrology, I feel, strongly influences my writing style, so keep this in mind as you distill the information in my posts and synthesize it for your own use.
Have an awesome day and remember: This is your life, why not get exactly what you want out of it?
