Just my shelter dog doing some cool shit
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if i look back, i am lost

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Just my shelter dog doing some cool shit
Linear trail in #MHK with #canonsnappylx #35mm 1:4.5 and #fijifilm superia x-tra 400 Speed Films. #noneedforfilter . 09/01/2018. https://www.instagram.com/p/BoEt5A4n2Q4XhFksuHH8HbPjYsX8nVKvo4Te140/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vkrlkzyykckd
Feelings are so frickin' overrated.
Actually show them that you care about them before they actually leave.
Don't feel ashamed to ask for what you want; nobody's gonna fucking just give it to you.
And he can go fuck himself now.
So a few days ago, I had a dream that my grade school crush dragged me to the bottom of a staircase and lay to the ground with me with his arm under my head. And he said, this is my fav spot in school because we used to come here and lie down like this all the time.
Then the following night, I was back with the Harbor Crew for activities again and everyone acts as if nothing ever changed.
Am I getting old for revisiting memories?
For a second or two, I actually thought we were cool again.
He said, look at the lights in the park.
He walked away, you're not listening.
He tried to throw concrete at me but stumbled.
He said, you're strange.
He asked, are you going to the office today?
He said, it's a long walk home.
He gave me a hug because I asked for one.
He said, I'm boring.
He said, as a friend.
He said, let me show you how to eat it. You cut it like that to 2 halves and then you squeeze the side a bit and you eat. Caleb said, he's in mom James mode.
He folded my flight confirmation carefully.
He accidentally unconsciously put his arm on my pillow.
He pointed at the shirt, pass me that yellow shirt.
He said, do you need another glass of water.
He tried to choose a essential oil.
He lighted up one wick of the roasted chestnut candle. Smell it.
He smiled, no it's not Afghanistan not a country. It's just Afghan, my grandma made it.
He woke up looking ready confused and sleepy and said, I thought you said 10:30, what's the time now? 9:42 I answered.
He can't find his hat and I did and he said, of course.
He said, Jesus you are freezing and he didn't pull away the arm that I was trying to get warmth from.
He said, you've been in the same office with Weston for too long you sounded just like him when you said sunk cost.
He said, we just left a restaurant with a restroom and now you decide you want to go to one. I have a small bladder, I responded.
He laughed, you don't say someone playing hockey is not skating on ice. Because I insisted that crazy dude on Christmas morning is cycling instead of riding a bike.
He said, text me when you get everything figured out.
He drove around and around, do you want me to go in, because I said yes please.
He pulled the darts off the board, stared into my eyes and raised chin a bit with a wicked smile.
He leaned over to open the door at the passenger side.
He brushed the toy, it's me and my sister's version of Casper the friendly ghost.
He put away the key chain, he died from cancer. We said in one voice. Snickers.
He put away the 2.5 dollars, now we're even.
He mocked me, if you want a ride from me you need to stay until I leave. Your horrible sense of direction, he said when I decided to just walk back to the office. Where is the office, he asked. That way I pointed. And he was like, okay okay. And Nate was like, ah a little bit too slow, you bought her a drink and now she's leaving.
He called the shotgun so he didn't have to sit with me at the back.
He was surprised, what, you're young. Yes, I said, I'm the baby of the dungeon.
He said, you are the only person in the world that doesn't like cheese.
He took the popcorn, I said, it's all yours if you want it.
He picked up the fry that I dropped on table and ate it.
He forked out the one last piece of beef in my plate. Empirial garden is his fav Chi restaurant I can't believe it.
He said, if I picked that fortune cookie instead of you, it would be my second fortune cookie without a fortune this week. I saved you, I grinned. He chuckled, well thank you then.
He said, why did you pick the diaper aisle, you're making me uncomfortable.
He peeked into the bag, is it food, nice.
He laughed, you would have to kill my cat to make me hate you. And he doesn't have one.
He sounded angry, please don't cry.
He said, those cookies were good.
He shook his head, no, sleepover at my place is not sth on-demand.
He shouted, she can't find the right song in spotify.
He acted annoyed, what are you judging this time.
He looked at my sushi and fork, she's so American.
He turned over his shoulder, are you okay back there you were sneezing.
He turned his head, are you ready? I guess I'm giving you a ride.
He had beer in his beard.
He asked, so did you figure out bread of WV?
He frowned, you look upset why do you look so upset.
He poked his head above my cube.
He rushed to the bathroom at 5.
He said, I know where to find some shoes.
He exclaimed, what you drink beer on rock?
He cleaned up his room and car and did laundry the day before Christmas Eve.
He stroked his beard, yeah I used oil on my beard. Every time I shower.
He did not quite catch what I said or he pretended he didn't, what, see ya. I said I love you.
He looked at the clouds, I used to know what those patterns are called.
He frowned, who are you texting. When it is just my advisor Slacking me.
He told his friends, look we're so boring that she had to check twitter. No, I said, it's Tumblr.
He took the green paper from me to feed the printer. Nobody else approves green paper Zoe. You used green paper and you still lost it. I'm holding on to this copy until we get to the airport so you don't lose them again.
He basically told everyone what we did one on one that Friday.
He IS everything I want.
At this moment.
For 2018.
The unapologetic.
12.10.2017
今天突然发现缸这个东西在语文课里的重要性了,司马光砸缸和王羲之沾水缸里的水练字。
Most social thing a introvert me have done in the last month in this new town middle of nowhere Kansas:
Going to the gym...
Sticky fingers and a sticky mind A heart earned heart and a heart of glass in her hand
The kooks// Luby Loo
Isn't it just comforting to think that my soul mates have all put themselves out there and settled with another soul mate already? Or is there even one single soul mate for me in this world?
I want you to know it
but I don't want to tell you about it.
That Rick in Simple Rick's factory having visions of bday girl Beth, he was shot right before his daughter's eyes
I was eating breakfast cereal when I suddenly realized wtf happened. Remember at the end of “simple rick’s” line they shot that worker Rick right before he went into the car and exactly when he was overjoyed about it but didn’t kill him? So that they can use him to produce that pink chemical on waffle? For the first human-distiller Rick, they must have done the same thing: shooting him RIGHT when he was most happy and satisfied, that is when Beth says I love you daddy. Which means THEY FUCKIN SHOT HIM ON HIS DAUGHTER’s birthday, RIGHT IN THAT FUCKIN MOMENT. Imagine how that Beth was traumatized: didn’t have a mom present at birthday AND saw dad being shot in the fuckin brain and HARVESTED to be a human machine. I’m not finished. I’m pretty many other folks notice it but ISNT THAT BETH THE ONLY BETH PRESENT IN THIS EPISODE???AND SHE HAD A SHITTY BIRTHDAY AND PROBABLY HAD KILLED HERSELF ALREADY AT THIS POINT OF EPISODE 7??? #beth sanchez #traumatized childhood #simple rick’s
I was thinking about this too. I don’t see why it would need to be right at that moment if they can just replay a memory on loop, couldn’t they go back and find the memory long after the fact? Though he did look the same age as he was in the memory, which means his daughter is probably still young.
Oh hey hey hey…
What if that is exactly what happened to C137 Rick?
What if he was a happy content Rick who was carted off to be leached for the candy company and Beth just thought he left and never came back because his marriage was failing?
Proudly my submission woohoo!
Like, distinguishing between a happy face and a resting face? JK
America, whether these hurricanes will be a blessing in disguise
Depends on whether your politicians would wake up and give water infrastructure a budget boost. And USDA AND EPA AND USGS.
If now is not the time, I don't know when will be the time. Thoughts and prayers go to people being affected but I really hope some people with position and power take this chance and push the agenda.
Climate change is so fucking real that you don't even need to open your eyes to see it.