“If anyone was wondering, the most Capri Suns you can drink in half an hour before vomiting is fourteen. That fifteenth one is not recommended.”
❝That’s actually really good to know. Glad you took one for the team to find that out.❞
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@zoeyoungs
“If anyone was wondering, the most Capri Suns you can drink in half an hour before vomiting is fourteen. That fifteenth one is not recommended.”
❝That’s actually really good to know. Glad you took one for the team to find that out.❞
She stares at her for a moment before shrugging, “You look fine.”
❝Good. Buying liquor is exponentially more difficult when you look faded as fuck,❞ she said, fixing her hair and checking her makeup in the rear view mirror. She wanted to make sure that she looked identical to the picture in her fake ID. ❝What was it that you want me to get?❞
❝Hey. How high do I look? Are my eyes really red?❞
txt ▲▼ zoe
zachary: idk...if you've been to a vortex party recently that probably explains it
zachary: how do u think,,,playin ball on campus duh
zoe: tru. i get thirsty at vortex parties
zoe: what's it like to be so cool?
txt ▲▼ everyone
zachary: yo...so if grant wants to know why her window is broken
zachary: it was not me
zoe: how did u get this number
zoe: jk
zoe: why did u break her window....
You know I will, I’m setting my expectations high and ordering chicken wings too.
❝Ooh. I will eat all of those. You’ll have to come with me to the gym the next morning, though.❞
@adVANCElit: @zoemoe ... it'd be a shame if someone ran over ur research paper #savezoe
@zoemoe: @adVANCElit lol just kidding #trymetho
@adVANCElit: so much road kill :( please drive carefully and respect these wild animals
@zoemoe: @adVANCElit #savetheearth #organic #livinggreen
Thank heavens. I love seeing you eat because it makes me feel better about eating an entire pizza by myself every other time i’m stoned.
❝Oh, please! I’ll go just as hard on a pizza as you would. Next time, invite me over so you only have to inhale half a pizza instead of a whole one, you silly bitch.❞
I have the weekend off work, here’s to getting wasted and going in on Monday with a 3 day hangover.
❝Is there really any other way to live life?❞
Your lack of enthusiasm wounds me. Kill joy.
❝It’s not like I’m serious. I’m very enthusiastic about these caramel chocolate bunnies, Bev.❞
You’re my healthy living icon.
❝Your sarcasm wounds me.❞
“Sorry, the shot was too good not to take.”
❝If I have a double chin in that picture, you’re dead.❞
❝I think I’m about three caramel chocolate bunnies too deep.❞
"A beautiful photo is amazing, but just walking into a room and being judged on your physical appearance, without being able to be yourself, or even say anything- that was very frustrating to me."