Kathy😋

She/her | help MEOW MEOW MEO

[zombeykat]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

You felt bad for her, but its not like you actually wanted to BE her!

Waking up in none other than your best friend's novel seemed like just a dumb escapism-filled fantasy. So, what do you do when it actually happens, but you aren't the 'Main Character', just a side character?

What do you do when one of the characters breaks away from the canon plot, and he does it for you?

[zombeykat]

saying this as I'm dealing with repeat heat exhaustion and 90-110degree (freedom units) weather in my us cactus state and it's JUST almost the end of my birthmonth, it's not even SUMMER summer yet(luckily barely to no humidity for the most part!!)

heat sucks, drink water, get some gatorade or something in you, personally like the white no artificial dyes just artificle sugars garorade,

🫵 if you feel exhausted and know you shouldnt be because you slept enough focus on cooling down!!! that's heat exhaustion(no possible death) and that's before heat stroke(possible death) if you get other signs like feeling like you'll throw up/doing so COOL DOWN STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!

YOU ARE STRONG AND CAN SURVIVE THIS TERRIBLE HEAT IN ENGLAND I BELIEVE IN YOU 🫵ZOMBIEKAT!!!

THANK YOU BRAVE SOLIDER

I couldn’t fathom living in the desert areas of America tbh I badly wanna live by the Oregon coast but I fear they will throw tomatoes at me 😔

But you know I’ve never had Gatorade but I think we have like Lucozade here lol but I am lowk jelly because I also really wanna go to an Olive Garden it’s my dream

Jennywayz it’s rlly nice to talk to you!! I will try to be more online I promise ❤️

[zombeykat]

Guys I don’t know how I did it but I’ve written nearly 10k for the new chapter in two days. I believe in myself once again and I will try to get the new chapters out within a week !!!

The heatwave in England rn is killing me awffff and I’ve genuinely had to quit my job because my boss was #breakingthelaw 😍😍😍😍

But it’s allz good, I have noticed that I have a few asks that I didn’t see!! So I will answer them when I get home !!

Please expect a chapter soon, I have risen from the dead 😛

Love you all kiss kiss xx

[zombeykat]

HAIIIII‼️‼️

Me haves question. What is the name of Etta's book? Is it also named Snowbleed, or is that just the fic's name?

OKIE THANKS, LOVE YOU TWIN♥️♥️

aH hi chickenn !! My phone keeps glitching and I just found out I had a few other asks that I couldn’t see :((

So, Ettas book is basically a parody name of ‘a court of thorns and roses’ by Sarah j mass or wtv her name is, it’s called ‘a court of thistles and rosebuds’. I thought I was being clever and funny at the time I came up with it 💔

The name Snowbleed itself comes from a song title from a band called Alisons Halo. I thought it was a pretty song and fit well with the fic, I vill add the link here:

[zombeykat]

I miss you.....:((

:(((( oh dear i need to become more active i feel like i just went out for milk and never returned

I must apologise my liege 😔

I will hopefully return back to writing now that I’ve quit my second job 😮‍💨 and I have more time in the evenings + weekends

[zombeykat]

Would it be alright to ask for a small string of dialogue between MC and Techno later on when they become buddies (or lovers?)

Doesn't have to be one that's actually cannon. Just something you'd see being said.

I miss Snowbleed😭

OKAY LOVE YOU BAIIII

I actually have a few notes I thought of whilst at work but they might not make it into canon but I don’t wanna spoil 😭😭😭. Okay I have a little bit where techno and mc are arguing about Dream:

Crumbs… IM SORRY 😖

ALL OF MY OTHER ONES SPOIL TOO BAD 😣😣

[starry-pure]

Techno: "That's cool and all, but actually I'm better."

He's dumb. He's trying so hard to flirt, but he doesn't know. Give him a moment, guys, he's trying.

[zombeykat]

THIS WAS EXACTLY MY THOUGHT PROCESS

He’s so awk awwww love him.

[raindropsonglasss-deactivated20]

[zombeykat]

Tumblr rlly just called me out :(

[zombeykat]

RAAAAA I MISS SNOWBLEED

I can't wait for 16 chapters of Dream and Technoblade being passive aggressive towards each other

I miss it too like I didn’t write the dang thing

Every time I think about writing a bit I don’t really wanna write I stop AGSVAHH

I’m just gonna start writing the bits that I WANNA write and not gaf about the bits I don’t wanna write rn #Ihatedialouge

[zombeykat]

Would it be alright to ask for a small string of dialogue between MC and Techno later on when they become buddies (or lovers?)

Doesn't have to be one that's actually cannon. Just something you'd see being said.

I miss Snowbleed😭

OKAY LOVE YOU BAIIII

I actually have a few notes I thought of whilst at work but they might not make it into canon but I don’t wanna spoil 😭😭😭. Okay I have a little bit where techno and mc are arguing about Dream:

Crumbs… IM SORRY 😖

ALL OF MY OTHER ONES SPOIL TOO BAD 😣😣

[zombeykat]

I GIVE UP IM GONNA WRITE A FAN FIC WISH ME LUCK AAFAHAGAHAHAGAH

it’ll be on an alt tho

DO IT NOWWWW

I was in London for the weekend 😢😢😢 so I couldn’t reply I apologise but definitely write ittttt

[starszz-snatcher]

Unfinished sketch of my version of lady Beaudet (from Snowbleed) because ive been desperately reading the work and its literally gold

This is supposed to be her in a rather comfortable light dress with some small gold jewelery. I feel like her colour would be a dark blue idk why i just kinda feel that way 🥹

Im sorry if there are any mistakes in my depiction of her but i havent yet finished all the released chapters 🙏

Again, its an amazing fanfic written by @zombeykat so pls go check it out

[zombeykat]

Everybody oc is soooo beautifullll

She is pERFRCT no notes

I do hope you enjoy the rest of what I’ve writing so far stay tuned for my next post in 3 years 😍😍

[zombeykat]

GUESSS WHAT KAT

It’s ME, BLUEFLOWERLADY ITS MEEEEEE

Y’girl is having some technical difficulties and at this point I really just said fuck it and created an alt

sooooo how r youuuu

I know Technoblade is not doing well, both of the women he likes (willingly or not) “belong” to his brother :p

I FOUNF THE ASSKKK

I believe Technoblade is SICK to his stomach thinking about this ik I would be

I have worse plans for him (evil intent)

[zombeykat]

GIRLLRLRLRLRRL ITS MEEEE

HOW ARE YOUU HOW IS TECHNOOO!?!?!

ok I need to calm down, but regardless how have you been!? I’ve been having some problems with my computer, and school always sucks ykwim? I tried sending you an ask on an alt account but I guess you just didn’t get it! It’s cool. anyways, I’ve missed tumblr, and since you’re one of the only ppl I ever send asks to I might as well send you this one so you don’t think I’m dead lol

AH DUDE I was actually thinking about you the other day 🤔

I am okay and alive I pinky promise just been in a supa bad writing slump (it happened when I forced myself to write a scene where Wilbur talks a lot 😣😖)

I also don’t think I received your ask but I’ll check, but other than that I was literally wondering how you were doing. I got a new job where I’m mostly just sitting at a desk so I’ve been planning more of my fic when patients are in waiting room xD

[zombeykat]

I'm lowkey curious, but what happened to the actual Beaudet when we took over her body? Is she in ours?

I pondered this myself when I was writing it because we do wake up with the engagement ring and Beaudet’s clothes on our body, and if we’d somehow swapped we would probably be wearing different clothes. Also the canon plot conspires against us to force us to follow one path

So far I’m going with like this consciousness multiverse theory where which is kinda 2020 shifttok coded. But whatever you feel is the best idea would be cool

[careecent]

top ten fav techno fics go!🥹

(Unranked, I love them all ❤️‍🩹)

- Swallow Your Affections by @jeeblie

- Only When You Look At Me by @uunoia

- Snowbleed by @zombeykat

- A Strange Neighbor by AwkwardWritings13 on ao3

- A Moment of Quiet by sunnyXXday on ao3

- The Duke and I by CCaptainRex on ao3

- JDNT by AfternoonKing on ao3

- Weight of the World by Anonymous on ao3

- Tacenda by Lillianna1125 on wattpad

- Sheath by Jjeve12 on wattpad

There are so many more really good fics that are still developing, so I decided to put them as honorable mentions

- Red Sun by @the-glass-teahouse

- The Beauty of A Blade by @tothefairest0ne

- Iron Maiden by @purplech3rries

- Help Me Understand by @anointing-anonny

- A Thief’s Guide to Anarchy by Anonymous on ao3

[zombeykat]

Rlly me 🥹

[honeycombed-beloved]

as foretold: Philza Minecraft THE WOMAN(in disguse) + wip of t4t hetero of beeduo on phil's planet, sketched over it bc I could and I NEED people to see them together stargazing

also before you ask YES phil has tools NO phil is not single and YES she has kids(who do you think techno's babysitting??????/lh)

fucked up bc was writing during work(per usual) the planet's name is pronounced u-nam-uh not a-ham-uh! will figure out spelling later I need SOUNDS

[honeycombed-beloved]

missa + wilbur + Tommy + Tubbo,

scott, ranboo, aimsey, and I think niki + more osmp members next If The Demons Don't Get Met :] @zombeykat I know will go feral upon the techno @finnitesimal will enjoy the pissa moments that will come up after I have everything NOTED DOWN(I'm loring so much and there is no plot so I might just have this as a worldbuilding au for everyone to play dolls with tbh, pissa be damned I need my alien au real rn!!! THE YURI PISSA CAN WAIT I THINK!!!!)

ALSO TYPED OUT WORDING FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS IT ON THEIR BITS/NOTES SO FAR BC FORGOT THE FIRST TIME

Phil's: Phil (nature goddess on u-nam-uh) "mortal disguise"

Missa's: cowboy hat, Missa "(blank right here purely to fill out the name from the ref he's from)" ex-rancher "outlaw" racer, woman dominant race, biker jacket, flared jeans, cowboy boots

wilbur: Wilbur phantom "osmp" 1/2 shopkeeps & Phil's friend, NOT kid, poncho > shirt, long fingers + bird legs

Tommy's (this is where maddness happened): goggles for extreme high altitude dives, military bomber jacket,wings on back always make a <3 shape when resting & folded, Tomathy from "ruin" a planet full of "sky islands" in which is less mobile for non-flight races, race has bird feet so has "bracers" on,

Tubbo's: 2 wings, tubbo underscore, 4 arms 4 blasters, supposedly an outlaw, supposedly married to a "run away" princess, supposedly gay, supposedly trans, weld boots

all 4 was done today during work hours which shows how much event horizons bit me with space/alien au bug, and I am GOING to make some freaks bc of it if I do not make an enderian persona??? oc?? soon as well,

got home from work so now can Research and such if I didnt need to get ready for bed

[honeycombed-beloved]

DREAM TECHNOBLADE AND RANBOO NOTES + PISSA!!!!!!!!

typed wording instead!!!

1st image: How can you tell them from other shapeshifters? (pointing at dream) this is a parasitic shapeshifter race known as "blanks" across all languages and species, though sizes, horns, and eyes might be slightly different, the entire race of blanks tend to sport the same white with greenish eyes "demon" resting/default form, this makes them among the most homogenous of shapeshifter species, let alone non-shifters!

1st image: (pointing at technoblade) this is a military made race of shapeshifters, this is a personal choice of a default form for this fellow! the only thing to note across race IF there was any others is the solid coloring and eye color! as assumingly like Techno they wont be able to fully change it at all (another arrow pointing at him) pink skin/keratin + red eyes

2nd image: (pointing at dream) thinks they're rivals (pointing at techno) friendship emerald, is only rivals with squid kid, pig traits stick due to chosen default form

3rd image: Ranboo "runaway princess" mtf, race can change gender as needed, usually lower rank to accommodate higher rank, there's a poison/venom barb in here :3(pointing at tail tip), *ender ere & end crystal jewelry, very androgynous form, long arms + legs (spindly mf)

4th image: phil: "your ass is not listening" arrow pointing at missa with the words "her ass is not listening"

also earlier than planned by 3 hours

[zombeykat]

babygirl alien technoblade comes tomorrow at like 3am mst with dream and their fuckass shapeshifter onesided shapeshifter rivalry,

maybe with pissa OR chayanne and tallulah as a selfcare treat for me

just know that they're both two ENTIRELY DIFFERENT types of shapeshifters, okay? okay,

AMAZEBALLS

I’m hella dehydrated with headaches and nauseas so this is fab news 🥲