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@zombi-holocaust
From the hells of Cinamamassacre!
Comes a creature so foul, he must not be named.
But we name him anyways.
Pete mother-fucking DiNunzio!
I'm not here because I want to. I'm here cause of my stupid friends. Don't interact unless you're some hot chick covered in blood.
Ladies hit me up if you like:
Zombies
Cannibal flicks
Gore that makes you gag
or just looking to be my Final Girl
What does Laine smell like
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I like to bury my face against his armpit sometimes.
fuck is wrong with you two.
Leave me alone poser
GOD FORBID A GUY BE WEIRDED OUT BY YOU PUBLICLY BEING A FREAK??? WHAT
Is this your first time on the internet, buddy? Everybody’s a fuckn’ freak. You’re a prude. Getting all up in my business. No cool man.
What does Laine smell like
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I like to bury my face against his armpit sometimes.
fuck is wrong with you two.
Leave me alone poser
You're my favorite dead guy
Hell yeah! I better be.
U prefer zombie girls, sea monster girls, vampire girls, or just any type of monster girls?
All kinds of monster chicks! Don’t matter if they smell a little fishy, rotting off the bones, extra hairy, or wanna take a bite out of me!
I recently watched this Giallo film from like the late 80s, I think the english title was All Stars Burn Out but I could be wrong. Were you in it?
In it? Why you asking? Why you digging up the past, huh? Nosy.
But yeah…I mean, my names in the credits, yeah? Little baby me. On the big screen. It was like I was born for stardom.
I figured I may as well; I must admit, I never had a "club" of my own. Though I do vaguely recognize your counterpart as part of my Communications team, I never ended up speaking to you personally. Too busy with my girls.
Therefore the most I know is that you did enjoy Earth's horror scene. But that's out of racking my brain for memories of the "Pete" I knew, because the other Bills usually did have more contact with you. So fuck it, I'm here to offer you some of the horror movies from other dimensions I've explored as of late.
Alternative endings, supposed cut scenes, extended work, or even cancelled movies that ended up being realized in other timelines... It's a decent selection for you.
(grey, @houseofdickey)
Oh shit. Man, you made my day right here and now with this shit. Damn. Decent is an understatement. This shits like a holy grail to me. Been needing new stuff lately to watch anyways.
It’s like coming to a well in the middle of a desert. Except you’re giving my thirsty ass exactly what I need. More horror! Screw water am I right?
Thanks for this. Gotta take off work so I can truly experience these puppies.
What do think about the clergy in particular?
…I don’t think about them much.
Do you like church?
Nah, ain’t really my thing. Used to go with my family, but I grew out of it. Only go when I gotta confess shit off my chest, but even then, it takes a lot of mental effort.
You're such a silly little goober, I wanna rub your belly and make you cookies
Uhh, I’m a man, not a dog. I work from 9 to 5. Im not a “silly goober”. But I will take those cookies.
Hey hot stuff, I’m back. Brought you the gelato you asked for, and uhhh…Also made got you a hoodie.
A battle hoodie.
Sewed a huge KMFDM patch on the back. Made it myself. Thought you’d appreciate it.
- Pete [ @zombi-holocaust ]
Gimme. Gimme it.
He does the grabby hand thing. He's practically buzzing with excitememt
Mhm, here you go.
He threw the hoodie in Laine’s face.
It’s a large too. More space. More comfort. What more could you want?
Got us spoons for the gelato as well. Enjoy.
He scrambles to put on the hoodie and ends up putting it on backwards
Oh fuck.
Then he gets it on the right way. Goober.
Pfft- idiot…
Here’s your gelato now. Don’t make a mess. It’s a little melted…
Oh izfine. I'll be fine
He takes the gelato and starts eating it. This is the singular time in recent history he has eaten ANYTHING normally.
At least save some for me, I bought it.
But he made no move to eat any, and instead sat down, watching Laine with a smile.
He saved like. a quarter of it for Pete and handed it off to him
Here you go.
Nice.
He finished it off pretty quickly, setting it away to throw away later.
Good birthday?
Hey hot stuff, I’m back. Brought you the gelato you asked for, and uhhh…Also made got you a hoodie.
A battle hoodie.
Sewed a huge KMFDM patch on the back. Made it myself. Thought you’d appreciate it.
- Pete [ @zombi-holocaust ]
Gimme. Gimme it.
He does the grabby hand thing. He's practically buzzing with excitememt
Mhm, here you go.
He threw the hoodie in Laine’s face.
It’s a large too. More space. More comfort. What more could you want?
Got us spoons for the gelato as well. Enjoy.
He scrambles to put on the hoodie and ends up putting it on backwards
Oh fuck.
Then he gets it on the right way. Goober.
Pfft- idiot…
Here’s your gelato now. Don’t make a mess. It’s a little melted…
Oh izfine. I'll be fine
He takes the gelato and starts eating it. This is the singular time in recent history he has eaten ANYTHING normally.
At least save some for me, I bought it.
But he made no move to eat any, and instead sat down, watching Laine with a smile.
Hey hot stuff, I’m back. Brought you the gelato you asked for, and uhhh…Also made got you a hoodie.
A battle hoodie.
Sewed a huge KMFDM patch on the back. Made it myself. Thought you’d appreciate it.
- Pete [ @zombi-holocaust ]
Gimme. Gimme it.
He does the grabby hand thing. He's practically buzzing with excitememt
Mhm, here you go.
He threw the hoodie in Laine’s face.
It’s a large too. More space. More comfort. What more could you want?
Got us spoons for the gelato as well. Enjoy.
He scrambles to put on the hoodie and ends up putting it on backwards
Oh fuck.
Then he gets it on the right way. Goober.
Pfft- idiot…
Here’s your gelato now. Don’t make a mess. It’s a little melted…
Hey hot stuff, I’m back. Brought you the gelato you asked for, and uhhh…Also made got you a hoodie.
A battle hoodie.
Sewed a huge KMFDM patch on the back. Made it myself. Thought you’d appreciate it.
- Pete [ @zombi-holocaust ]
Gimme. Gimme it.
He does the grabby hand thing. He's practically buzzing with excitememt
Mhm, here you go.
He threw the hoodie in Laine’s face.
It’s a large too. More space. More comfort. What more could you want?
Got us spoons for the gelato as well. Enjoy.
Dude…?
Good Morning birthday boy!
Would you like breakfast in bed? Is that romantic?
-Pete [ @zombi-holocaust]
Yes! Yes please!! That would be nice.
he's grinning like an idiot rn
Cool. Would scrambled eggs work? Peppers, onions, and cheese?
Yes. That would be wonderful actually. I like eggs.
Alright babe. I’ll make you those eggs.
Yay!!
Scrambled eggs for my boy. Here you go. Found out we had orange juice in the fridge, I think it’s drinkable? Maybe? Smelled alright.
But uhhh yeah, enjoy!
He unhinges his jaw like a snake and scarfs that shit down. Unsettling to watch
Thank you :)
Of course. Listen, I gotta head off to work, but I’m gonna bring back some Gelato and a gift.
And then we can curl up and do whatever you want, okay?
That sounds good. Have fun, don't die, all of that.
How would I die? Whatever. Enjoy yourself.
Good Morning birthday boy!
Would you like breakfast in bed? Is that romantic?
-Pete [ @zombi-holocaust]
Yes! Yes please!! That would be nice.
he's grinning like an idiot rn
Cool. Would scrambled eggs work? Peppers, onions, and cheese?
Yes. That would be wonderful actually. I like eggs.
Alright babe. I’ll make you those eggs.
Yay!!
Scrambled eggs for my boy. Here you go. Found out we had orange juice in the fridge, I think it’s drinkable? Maybe? Smelled alright.
But uhhh yeah, enjoy!
He unhinges his jaw like a snake and scarfs that shit down. Unsettling to watch
Thank you :)
Of course. Listen, I gotta head off to work, but I’m gonna bring back some Gelato and a gift.
And then we can curl up and do whatever you want, okay?
