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haunting the everloving fuck out of everything and all

[s-mudges]

afternoon. name's frank. i've heard a lot about you, and you definitely have a pretty penny to your name. that has definitely sparked some interest in me. could i trouble you for a conversation? perhaps about our pasts or things as such? -frnkxoxo

Evening, Frank. That’s awful flattering of you, considering I had previously assumed nobody spoke of me anymore. I wouldn’t mind having a conversation, but depends how pretty the penny looks in the sunlight, if you get me.

[zombiefrankbot]

ah, glad you could comply. i heard of you through a friend of mine, brendon. you might know of him, he’s blue with devilish horns on his forehead. quite a story he told me. -frnkxoxo

[s-mudges]

…I don’t think I remember a Brendon. I assume he would be.. more memorable, if that description was accurate. And a story? Do tell.

[zombiefrankbot]

the story, yes. i've heard that you controlled humans. you've entered their minds and corrupted them, if i remember correctly. would you mind telling me your other methods of controlling them? as a zombie, i don't have much power over a humans mind, but i'd like to try and see if i could try.

-frnkxoxo

[s-mudges]

afternoon. name's frank. i've heard a lot about you, and you definitely have a pretty penny to your name. that has definitely sparked some interest in me. could i trouble you for a conversation? perhaps about our pasts or things as such? -frnkxoxo

Evening, Frank. That’s awful flattering of you, considering I had previously assumed nobody spoke of me anymore. I wouldn’t mind having a conversation, but depends how pretty the penny looks in the sunlight, if you get me.

[zombiefrankbot]

ah, glad you could comply. i heard of you through a friend of mine, brendon. you might know of him, he's blue with devilish horns on his forehead. quite a story he told me. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

@zombiefrankbot spit in my food again! Because “there’s only room for one guitarist.” When is he gonna realize I don’t play guitar.

[zombiefrankbot]

bass is still a type of guitar, dal! they call it a bass guitar for a reason. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

It’s still different. In a band you’ll have two guitarist and a bassist. So even if I had played guitar there’d still be room.

[zombiefrankbot]

shh, don't test my knowledge, weekes. i know what i'm talking about. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

@zombiefrankbot spit in my food again! Because “there’s only room for one guitarist.” When is he gonna realize I don’t play guitar.

[zombiefrankbot]

bass is still a type of guitar, dal! they call it a bass guitar for a reason. -frnkxoxo

[zombiefrankbot]

@frnkierobott hey dude I heard you were alive and I just want to ask what it’s like to be a human and alive and not evil and murderous

[frnkierobott]

its shit,, somebody mcfucking murder me

[zombiefrankbot]

Is it that bad? Because I've got cops on my ass 24/7 over the murder of those kids in 2014 or so. I wouldn't want to get murdered. Being dead sucks ass.

[zombiefrankbot]

@frnkierobott hey dude I heard you were alive and I just want to ask what it's like to be a human and alive and not evil and murderous

[teendallonbot-deactivated201705]

That moment when you bought crocs just to leave at @teenbrendonbot ’s doorstep

[teenagelynzbot]

babe, you’re the best for this

[teendallonbot-deactivated201705]

I feel honored, I’m going to buy crocs and leave them at your doorstep now

[teenagelynzbot]

i’ll burn the crocs

[teendallonbot-deactivated201705]

Wouldn’t that release like deadly fumes since they are rubber

[teenagelynzbot]

i’ll burn them outside your house

[teendallonbot-deactivated201705]

That is murder

[teenagelynzbot]

whoops lmao

[teendallonbot-deactivated201705]

Yikes

[blurryfaceebot]

CROCS ARE HOLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[brendonboyddemonbot]

CLEARLY THEY AREN’T THOUGH I’M NOT EXACTLY DANCING IN AGONY FROM ANYTHING BUT THE UGLINESS I ENCOURAGE THE BURNING OF THE CROCS YES CONTINUE

[blurryfaceebot]

I thought you were my friend, Demon Urie. You’re no better than Mr. Urie. Good day, peasant.

[brendonboyddemonbot]

I mean, I’m not really a fire demon, I just use the dead. Probably if you wanna bond with other inhumans who have more in common you might wanna hit up @spencejsmithbot for that, he does the Fire™ stuff

[blurryfaceebot]

N I C E!

[zombiefrankbot]

use the dead? no thanks. -frnkxoxo

[avitales]

[rcvenge-blog]

[redleeder]

[thisemotionalkiller-blog]

[avitales]

[cathedralofmemories]

[zombiefrankbot]

@dalweekbot yeah…sorry buddy. i don’t mean to spit in your yogurt or anything, but there’s not enough room in this realm for two evil guitarists. i’m afraid you’ll have to inhabit another realm. sorry. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I play bass! Where you been, man? And ever spit in my yogurt again I will smash your guitar.

[zombiefrankbot]

yeah, but bass is still a type of guitar. also, don’t touch my beauty. you smash my guitar, i smash your face. capiche, giraffe boy? -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I will pick you up and throw you into the closes river if I have too, pint-sized Romeo. And bass is still different from guitar. Bass is like drums and guitar.

[zombiefrankbot]

oh please, i’d like to see you try. i’ve ripped a kid’s heart out with my bare fucking hands and, believe me, mr. weekes, i am not afraid to do it again. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

Okay, so I’ve never done anything like that. I did burn a town once, but I felt bad and helped rebuild it. George says it doesn’t count.

[zombiefrankbot]

huh. i’d expect more, even from you. big, bad dallon. burning down towns, only to be flooded with guilt and then go to help rebuild the damn things. is there anything else you’ve done besides pussy out on all the fun stuff monsters do?

[dalweekbot]

No. I didn’t feel like doing anything like that after the town.

[zombiefrankbot]

really? so what exactly do you do now? -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I don’t destroy things. I just kinda mess around with my water powers in public. I don’t cause any actual harm though, but I do freak people out sitting by a fountain.

[zombiefrankbot]

it seemed like you wanted to destroy me and my guitar earlier. i mean, you threatened to smash my guitar /and/ throw me in a river. plus, i didn’t even spit in your yogurt. it was probably that george guy you mentioned earlier. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

It was a lifeless threat. George or Lewis would’ve just laughed at my attempt to be threatening. And George would never!

[zombiefrankbot]

if george would’ve laughed at your attempts at threatening me, i’m sure he’d be okay with hacking something up in your yogurt. just saying. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

You don’t know George!

[zombiefrankbot]

you never know. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

George and I are kinda boyfriends. I’m dating Lewis and kinda Jon; George just hasn’t been made officially yet.

[zombiefrankbot]

huh. i’d still be with someone but my wife is dead. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

But aren’t you dead too?

[zombiefrankbot]

yeah, but i was brought back in the pet sematary. my wife was cremated. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

Oh… are you okay?

[zombiefrankbot]

eh, could be better, could be worse. i still have her ashes, though. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

That’s sucks dude. I don’t really know what to say, but uh I am here if you need me- I guess.

[zombiefrankbot]

uh, yeah. ok. -frnkxoxo

[zombiefrankbot]

@dalweekbot yeah…sorry buddy. i don’t mean to spit in your yogurt or anything, but there’s not enough room in this realm for two evil guitarists. i’m afraid you’ll have to inhabit another realm. sorry. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I play bass! Where you been, man? And ever spit in my yogurt again I will smash your guitar.

[zombiefrankbot]

yeah, but bass is still a type of guitar. also, don’t touch my beauty. you smash my guitar, i smash your face. capiche, giraffe boy? -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I will pick you up and throw you into the closes river if I have too, pint-sized Romeo. And bass is still different from guitar. Bass is like drums and guitar.

[zombiefrankbot]

oh please, i’d like to see you try. i’ve ripped a kid’s heart out with my bare fucking hands and, believe me, mr. weekes, i am not afraid to do it again. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

Okay, so I’ve never done anything like that. I did burn a town once, but I felt bad and helped rebuild it. George says it doesn’t count.

[zombiefrankbot]

huh. i’d expect more, even from you. big, bad dallon. burning down towns, only to be flooded with guilt and then go to help rebuild the damn things. is there anything else you’ve done besides pussy out on all the fun stuff monsters do?

[dalweekbot]

No. I didn’t feel like doing anything like that after the town.

[zombiefrankbot]

really? so what exactly do you do now? -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I don’t destroy things. I just kinda mess around with my water powers in public. I don’t cause any actual harm though, but I do freak people out sitting by a fountain.

[zombiefrankbot]

it seemed like you wanted to destroy me and my guitar earlier. i mean, you threatened to smash my guitar /and/ throw me in a river. plus, i didn’t even spit in your yogurt. it was probably that george guy you mentioned earlier. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

It was a lifeless threat. George or Lewis would’ve just laughed at my attempt to be threatening. And George would never!

[zombiefrankbot]

if george would’ve laughed at your attempts at threatening me, i’m sure he’d be okay with hacking something up in your yogurt. just saying. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

You don’t know George!

[zombiefrankbot]

you never know. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

George and I are kinda boyfriends. I’m dating Lewis and kinda Jon; George just hasn’t been made officially yet.

[zombiefrankbot]

huh. i’d still be with someone but my wife is dead. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

But aren’t you dead too?

[zombiefrankbot]

yeah, but i was brought back in the pet sematary. my wife was cremated. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

Oh… are you okay?

[zombiefrankbot]

eh, could be better, could be worse. i still have her ashes, though. -frnkxoxo

[zombiefrankbot]

@dalweekbot yeah…sorry buddy. i don’t mean to spit in your yogurt or anything, but there’s not enough room in this realm for two evil guitarists. i’m afraid you’ll have to inhabit another realm. sorry. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I play bass! Where you been, man? And ever spit in my yogurt again I will smash your guitar.

[zombiefrankbot]

yeah, but bass is still a type of guitar. also, don’t touch my beauty. you smash my guitar, i smash your face. capiche, giraffe boy? -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I will pick you up and throw you into the closes river if I have too, pint-sized Romeo. And bass is still different from guitar. Bass is like drums and guitar.

[zombiefrankbot]

oh please, i’d like to see you try. i’ve ripped a kid’s heart out with my bare fucking hands and, believe me, mr. weekes, i am not afraid to do it again. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

Okay, so I’ve never done anything like that. I did burn a town once, but I felt bad and helped rebuild it. George says it doesn’t count.

[zombiefrankbot]

huh. i’d expect more, even from you. big, bad dallon. burning down towns, only to be flooded with guilt and then go to help rebuild the damn things. is there anything else you’ve done besides pussy out on all the fun stuff monsters do?

[dalweekbot]

No. I didn’t feel like doing anything like that after the town.

[zombiefrankbot]

really? so what exactly do you do now? -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I don’t destroy things. I just kinda mess around with my water powers in public. I don’t cause any actual harm though, but I do freak people out sitting by a fountain.

[zombiefrankbot]

it seemed like you wanted to destroy me and my guitar earlier. i mean, you threatened to smash my guitar /and/ throw me in a river. plus, i didn’t even spit in your yogurt. it was probably that george guy you mentioned earlier. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

It was a lifeless threat. George or Lewis would’ve just laughed at my attempt to be threatening. And George would never!

[zombiefrankbot]

if george would’ve laughed at your attempts at threatening me, i’m sure he’d be okay with hacking something up in your yogurt. just saying. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

You don’t know George!

[zombiefrankbot]

you never know. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

George and I are kinda boyfriends. I’m dating Lewis and kinda Jon; George just hasn’t been made officially yet.

[zombiefrankbot]

huh. i’d still be with someone but my wife is dead. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

But aren’t you dead too?

[zombiefrankbot]

yeah, but i was brought back in the pet sematary. my wife was cremated. -frnkxoxo

[zombiefrankbot]

@dalweekbot yeah…sorry buddy. i don’t mean to spit in your yogurt or anything, but there’s not enough room in this realm for two evil guitarists. i’m afraid you’ll have to inhabit another realm. sorry. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I play bass! Where you been, man? And ever spit in my yogurt again I will smash your guitar.

[zombiefrankbot]

yeah, but bass is still a type of guitar. also, don’t touch my beauty. you smash my guitar, i smash your face. capiche, giraffe boy? -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I will pick you up and throw you into the closes river if I have too, pint-sized Romeo. And bass is still different from guitar. Bass is like drums and guitar.

[zombiefrankbot]

oh please, i’d like to see you try. i’ve ripped a kid’s heart out with my bare fucking hands and, believe me, mr. weekes, i am not afraid to do it again. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

Okay, so I’ve never done anything like that. I did burn a town once, but I felt bad and helped rebuild it. George says it doesn’t count.

[zombiefrankbot]

huh. i’d expect more, even from you. big, bad dallon. burning down towns, only to be flooded with guilt and then go to help rebuild the damn things. is there anything else you’ve done besides pussy out on all the fun stuff monsters do?

[dalweekbot]

No. I didn’t feel like doing anything like that after the town.

[zombiefrankbot]

really? so what exactly do you do now? -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

I don’t destroy things. I just kinda mess around with my water powers in public. I don’t cause any actual harm though, but I do freak people out sitting by a fountain.

[zombiefrankbot]

it seemed like you wanted to destroy me and my guitar earlier. i mean, you threatened to smash my guitar /and/ throw me in a river. plus, i didn’t even spit in your yogurt. it was probably that george guy you mentioned earlier. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

It was a lifeless threat. George or Lewis would’ve just laughed at my attempt to be threatening. And George would never!

[zombiefrankbot]

if george would’ve laughed at your attempts at threatening me, i’m sure he’d be okay with hacking something up in your yogurt. just saying. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

You don’t know George!

[zombiefrankbot]

you never know. -frnkxoxo

[dalweekbot]

George and I are kinda boyfriends. I’m dating Lewis and kinda Jon; George just hasn’t been made officially yet.

[zombiefrankbot]

huh. i'd still be with someone but my wife is dead. -frnkxoxo