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Charlie Bucket was a final girl
beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic
u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough
*cools ur dashboard down*
I fucking can't breathe
maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way
so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.
it makes you a fruit.
today I sat on a chairlift next to a skier who looked to be in his 50s. he told me a story:
a couple years back, he was skiing in the backcountry and found himself lost. he tried to use gps, but his satellite watch couldn't find a connection. at this point, he chose to take his fireball out of his backpack, and drink to cope with this. he found the fireball frozen, and had to fully invert the bottle to make some drip out. I'm doing so, he lifted his wrist high enough that his watch connected to gps and he was able to find his way out. this, he told me, was divine providence, God had frozen the fireball to help him find his way out. because God loves drunk people.
im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit
wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert
puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange
So?
Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?
A friendly desert community, where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.
This is it, this is the one
pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say