ahogedetective:
“N-No, it’s not a-” He halts to a stop and turns around. “It’s not a race!” (”Who are you calling a cheater!”) “D-Don’t try to play innocent, I overheard you earlier telling someone you were going to try and play a prank on me!”
“Don’t you dare even try it…!”
“Who me, little ole me playing pranks? I would never play a prank on you - I hate pranks, they’re so childish and I hate childish things!” Darn, there those plans go. Oh well, it wasn’t interesting if there wasn’t some kind of challenge involved - that’s what made all this so much fun after all.
“Besides, don’t you think if I was going to play a prank on you, it’d be waaay too obvious if I went charging at you with it?”












