Things that they didn't say

Just another ZoSan/SanZo incorrect quotes blog Don't be angry, I doing it just for fun

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Sanji: I can't imagine what Zoro is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Sanji: Why are you like this??

Zoro: Well, I used no more tears shampoo as a child and I havent felt a single emotion since...

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Sanji, wide awake at 4 am : Babe, do pigeons have feelings?

Zoro, muffled from underneath his pillows : Go to SLEEP, Sanji

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Sanji: Toss me my keys.

[Christmas tree crashes next to Sanji]

Sanji: I said my KEYS!

Zoro: I thought you said Christmas tree!

Sanji: Why the fuck would I say Christmas tree?!

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Zoro: People flirt. No big deal.

Sanji: Really? So it's okay if I--

Zoro: Not you. I own your ass.

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Zoro: When are you free?

Sanji: I’m forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I’m never truly “free” but I don’t really have any plans next week except for Monday

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Sanji: Well, we did not die today. I call that an unqualified success!

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Sanji: *zoned out* I’ll never be a groom again… now I’m just someone’s husband…

Zoro: and I’m the happiest guy in the world!

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Sanji: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Sanji: *waves his finger and sings like he’s in a Disney Channel intro*

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Sanji: Alright, but we're having salad tonight.

Zoro: But Luffy said we were getting burgers.

Sanji: If Luffy jumped off a cliff, would you?

Zoro: ...

Sanji: Zoro!

Zoro: I mean, it depends!

Sanji: Don't jump off a cliff!

Zoro: I wasn't planning to!

Sanji: But if Luffy jumped, would you??

Zoro: ...

Sanji: ZORO!

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Sanji: Im ignoring you

Zoro:

Sanji:...I said I'm ignoring you

Zoro:

Sanji: stop ignoring me ignoring you

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Zoro: [pinches himself] Ow!

Sanji: Why did you do that?

Zoro: Just wanted to make sure I’m really back here, at home, with you and not dreaming.

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Zoro: I know you must be surprised to see me here.

Sanji: Not really, since you follow me everywhere

Sanji: It's a surprise how you didn't lost

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[on the phone]

Zoro: How’d you get this number?!

Sanji: Zoro, I’m your husband.

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Sanji: I've made my decision.

Sanji: I want to...

Sanji: ...start crying.

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Zoro: I want to go apple picking! Pumpkin picking! Drink hot cider! Read spooky stories! Murder someone!

Sanji:

Zoro: You know. Autumn shit.

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Sanji to Usopp: and if you see Zoro, give him this message

Sanji: *makes neutral face*

Sanji: he’ll know what it means

[later]

Usopp: Sanii gave me a message for you

Usopp: *makes neutral face*

Zoro: oh no. The neutral face of displeasure