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@zosanincorrectquotes
Sanji: I can't imagine what Zoro is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
Sanji: Why are you like this??
Zoro: Well, I used no more tears shampoo as a child and I havent felt a single emotion since...
Sanji, wide awake at 4 am : Babe, do pigeons have feelings?
Zoro, muffled from underneath his pillows : Go to SLEEP, Sanji
Sanji: Toss me my keys.
[Christmas tree crashes next to Sanji]
Sanji: I said my KEYS!
Zoro: I thought you said Christmas tree!
Sanji: Why the fuck would I say Christmas tree?!
Zoro: People flirt. No big deal.
Sanji: Really? So it's okay if I--
Zoro: Not you. I own your ass.
Zoro: When are you free?
Sanji: I’m forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I’m never truly “free” but I don’t really have any plans next week except for Monday
Sanji: Well, we did not die today. I call that an unqualified success!
Sanji: *zoned out* I’ll never be a groom again… now I’m just someone’s husband…
Zoro: and I’m the happiest guy in the world!
Sanji: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Sanji: *waves his finger and sings like he’s in a Disney Channel intro*
Sanji: Alright, but we're having salad tonight.
Zoro: But Luffy said we were getting burgers.
Sanji: If Luffy jumped off a cliff, would you?
Zoro: ...
Sanji: Zoro!
Zoro: I mean, it depends!
Sanji: Don't jump off a cliff!
Zoro: I wasn't planning to!
Sanji: But if Luffy jumped, would you??
Zoro: ...
Sanji: ZORO!
Sanji: Im ignoring you
Zoro:
Sanji:...I said I'm ignoring you
Zoro:
Sanji: stop ignoring me ignoring you
Zoro: [pinches himself] Ow!
Sanji: Why did you do that?
Zoro: Just wanted to make sure I’m really back here, at home, with you and not dreaming.
Zoro: I know you must be surprised to see me here.
Sanji: Not really, since you follow me everywhere
Sanji: It's a surprise how you didn't lost
[on the phone]
Zoro: How’d you get this number?!
Sanji: Zoro, I’m your husband.
Sanji: I've made my decision.
Sanji: I want to...
Sanji: ...start crying.
Zoro: I want to go apple picking! Pumpkin picking! Drink hot cider! Read spooky stories! Murder someone!
Sanji:
Zoro: You know. Autumn shit.
Sanji to Usopp: and if you see Zoro, give him this message
Sanji: *makes neutral face*
Sanji: he’ll know what it means
[later]
Usopp: Sanii gave me a message for you
Usopp: *makes neutral face*
Zoro: oh no. The neutral face of displeasure