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@zoukakoe-blog
"Hi, welcome to Chili's."
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“Oh… My apologies, I thought I was walking into the c–
Wait, this isn’t Chili’s?!”
“ look at all those chickens ”
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“But those are… Aren’t those pigeons…?”
“ look at all those chickens ”
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“I… I don’t think those are… I mean, those are actually cows, you see…”
champagne, tea orange
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champagne: does your muse drink (alcohol)? are they a heavy drinker, if so?
well… he might drink alcohol from time to time, but he’s not really a heavy drinker. it doesn’t have any effect on him, so he could technically drink however much he wanted, except the more he drinks without it doing anything to him, the more people might think “hmm, that’s not a human” (in his mind)
tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?
there’s a lot of things that fascinate gakupo, honestly! i suppose you could say that romance novels fascinate him most, since he reads them so much…? but aside from that, i’d say things like the history of samurai and japanese swords, different types of tea brews and the different ways they can help people, and fashion, to name a few.
honey
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honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?
did you send this one bc you’ve seen this disaster in action before
when it comes to love, he’s sort of a mess–at least in the romantic sense. he loves his family (he considers all the other internet co. ‘loids his family, as well as… pretty much all the other ‘loids in general), and he shows it by acting as an older brother figure to nearly all of them, even if it’s unintentional.
when gakupo might fall for someone romantically, he’s going to be a mess. he’s never been in this situation before, and he’d probably be trying to make his affections as not obvious as possible during the crush stage. if things move further past that, he’d probably spoil his bf some, as well as just use soft gestures and words of affection. if it’s turned back around on him, he’s just a flustered mess. he also turns into a mess if he tries to be smooth; he can do it without meaning to, but intentionally? nah
peacock blue!
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peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?
gakupo is… fairly honest for the most part. he doesn’t really like to lie; the only lie he’d probably get in the habit of telling in the future is that he’s human. this is a new place with many different sorts of people, so he might be able to get away with that one.
rp sentence starters taken from vines
“ i thought you were bae. turns out you’re just fam ” “ i coulda dropped my croissant ” “ i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass ” “ this bitch empty ” “ you’re not my dad ” “ you always want to hear something ” “ ugly ass fucking noodle head ” “ dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick ” “ it’s wednesday my dudes ” “ your mom’s a hoe ” “ i do love working here ” “ i’m not going to your fucking baby shower ” “ has anyone ever told you you look like beyonce? ” “ i love you bitch ” “ i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitch ” “ what are those? ” “ you’ll be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that ” “ i can’t believe you’ve done this ” “ look at all those chickens ” “ hi welcome to chili’s ” “ i never fucking learned how to read ” “ try me bitch ” “ i wanna be a cowboy ” “ why don’t i have a car seat? ” “ you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ” “ hoe don’t do it ” “ a potato flew around my room before you came ” “ when will you learn that your actions have consequences ” “ i’m 11 so shut the fuck up ” “ i have a basketball game tomorrow ” “ this bitch called me ugly ” “ i like pickles ” “ it’s fricken bats ” “ i love halloween ” “ excuse my pottymouth ” “ shut the fuck up ” “ i’m washing me and my clothes bitch ” “ that was legitness ”
i still have a couple starters to do in general, but i’d still like to put up an event-specific ad! gakupo knows enough about fighting with a blade to get by, and he’s pretty sturdy a lot sturdier than he realizes right now, so if you’re interested, like this post!
i’m capping at 2 -- however, if you liked my previous ad and would like an event starter instead, feel free to like this regardless of the cap!
colorful headcanons.
( send me a copic color for a headcanon )
frost blue: does your muse enjoy the snow and cold? or are they the type to enjoy summer more?
peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?
lapis lazuli: does your muse prefer the idea of exploring the depths of the oceans, or the boundless expanses of space more?
reddish brass: how likely is your muse to step up and take the role of a leader? are they willing to take the challenge, or are they more apt to being a follower?
burnt umber: how stable is your muse, mentally and/or emotionally?
champagne: does your muse drink (alcohol)? are they a heavy drinker, if so?
tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?
malachite: has your muse ever done anything that they winded up feeling incredibly guilty for in the end?
olive: is your muse prone to feeling envious of others? if yes, what is it that they typically feel envious over?
vermillion: is your muse courageous, or would they consider themselves to be more of a coward?
coral: what is your muse's romantic and sexual orientations?
bougainvillaea: would your muse consider themselves as blunt, or do they beat around the bush instead?
currant: what's something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?
crimson: how passionate is your muse about the things they love most?
raspberry: what food and/or drink can your muse not get enough of? do they indulge in it often, or is it something reserved for special occasions?
baby blossoms: does your muse have a favorite scent? what is it, and why?
mallow: what sorts of things might remind your muse of those close to them? any scents, objects, sounds?
aubergine: does your muse prefer the day, or are they more of a night-owl?
acacia: how much does it take for your muse to hate someone?
cadmium yellow: what subjects or topics does your muse avoid, because they bring up harmful / painful memories?
honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?
chartreuse: if you had to describe your muse with a color, what color would it be and why?
anise: when it comes to self-care, what does your muse do to take care of themselves? do they take care to spend time on it, or do they feel they don't deserve it?
new leaf: what message would your muse send to their past self, if any?
moss: how easily does your muse adapt to any new situations they're thrust into?
silk: does your muse care about appearances much? do they spend a lot of time on their own appearance, or do they just go with the flow each day?
sanguine: does your muse typically have an optimistic, pessimistic, or some middle ground outlook on life?
atoll: if your muse could go anywhere, without any restrictions whatsoever, where would they go? why would they go there?
cool grey: if your muse could ensure one thing for certain in their future to come, what would it be?
black: does your muse have a 'bucket list?' list some things your muse wants to accomplish before they die.
The longer he spent in this place, the more he found that there was very little, if anything at all, to complain about. ...Not as though Gakupo were looking to complain by any means. But the place was bustling with all kinds of things to do. And he was immensely pleased upon finding that the University here boasted a plentiful library that wasn’t limited to students in attendance of classes.
He’d spent a good hour or two looking around in there, and was finally heading out with a decent number of books being carried in his arms. It might’ve been better to take the bag that’d been offered to him, but the weight of the pile posed no problem to him. That wasn’t what he should’ve been worried about, however, because despite the fact that he was plenty strong enough to handle the number of books he’d borrowed, there was still the risk that he could fumble, trip, or fall--
--like he just did. Getting so caught up in good vibes, he hadn’t payed attention to his surroundings, and ended up tripping over some uneven pavement. It wouldn’t have been so bad if he’d just dropped the books and nothing more, but he’d made a fool of himself right in front of someone, and Gakupo quickly felt a flush of embarrassment rise to his face as he saw that all his books were now just scattered and out in the open. The swordplay and tea brewing type of books were fine, but a few romance novels were blatantly out there too; guilty pleasures are guilty for a reason.
“Ahem! I-- Do forgive me! I sincerely hope I didn’t block your path, or obstruct your... your daily routine, or anything of the sort!” He apologizes quickly as he scrambles to gather all of said books, sounding a bit more formal and stiff than he normally would. “I was not paying attention and have made a mess! I sincerely apologize!”
@tsukibime
❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜
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“H… How does that… Is there a difference between a ‘wine mom’ and a ‘vodka aunt’?! What constitutes as weird dad?! I especially need to know that one!”
❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜
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“That is both… concerning, but also understandable. Entirely understandable.”
❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜
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“E, EXCUSE M–”
“oh… oh. Well, that’s become a bit more… concerning.”
❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜
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“Perhaps there’s… something about 4 am that makes people simply feel more motivated to… erm… motivated to think about… life?”
❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜
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“Despite how… cryptic this sounds, I can’t help but agree… somehow.”
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❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜
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♬ = singing to them .
“Ah, you’re going to si… Oh. Oh? You’ve got an exceptional singing voice! Have you ever considered performing for the public? I’m sure you’d do well.”