zozabelle

I'm Zoey. I am 22. I are adult. I like things.I like you. Let's be friends. I'm a married old hag. I have the most wonderful butthead for a husband, and two lovely children with him, a boy and a girl. What you will find on this blog is just crap. Tons of crap. It's literally just nothing but shit. Shit that makes me laugh, shit that makes me think, shit that makes me happy, shit that is aesthically pleasing to me... If you like this kind of shit, too, then feel free to follow, or even talk to me so we can talk about shit :) If not... Well, no judgements there. The world is a wonderful place full of variety and I am glad you are in it, with your differing thoughts and sense of humor.

[zozabelle]

Our little princess, Mallory, is here, and our family is now complete!

[zozabelle]

I don't know why my seduction tactics aren't working. I am irresistible.

[sarcastic-clapping]

honestly “interview with the vampire” was Next Level Gay for 1994 and i thank god every day for those petty bisexual vampires and their deeply troubled marriage

[mommazozabelle]

My husband seducing me from the bedroom.

[zozabelle]

So Seth's best friend from high school that he hasn't seen for like, 3 years is visiting... And I am trying to like him and be nice, and I am trying to remind myself it could just be my hormones... But I can't fucking stand him and I want him to go away. I know Seth loves him and is happy to be hanging out with him, but he's a fucking ass hole. He's super pissed off at women right now because his girlfriend dumped him, and he's acting like a dick to me. Maybe it's just his personality, but right now I don't give a shit and I'm getting mad at Seth for letting him hang around here. It's the 4th of July, and I want to spend time with him and Sterling, and not have this douche bag hanging around ruining my mood. Uhhhhhg fuck this shit.

[nayota]

[neonanima]

When someone makes you think they’re about to tell you some juicy gossip

[murphysmusic-deactivated2020072]

Don’t leave me here to pass through time without a map or road sign. Don’t leave me here, my guiding light, ‘cause I wouldn’t know where to begin.

Placebo, Kings of medicine (via roseinblue)

[braindedzz]

[brilliance-in-darkness]

[zozabelle]

When you try to do something right and instead it just fucks everything up... That's the place I am at right now. And it hurts so, so much...

[talesfromthecrypts]

Velvet Goldmine (1998)

[zozabelle]

the momfriend: (is very gentle and comforting, carefully and calmly helps you work out the root of the issue, gives you lots of space and the affection you need)

the sisterfriend: (pushes you over) alright nerd what do i need to beat up for you? a boy? your feelings? do you need me to punch your feelings?

the dadfriend: (tries to be comforting, generally awkward, likes to make you laugh when you are feeling down, puns)

[angrygirlcomics]

[skylarsheldonsidneygracie-deact]

[freakyguts-deactivated20171004]

[sparrowssonng]

@voidbat

[voidbat]

what a sweet little noise!!!

[pollengaggedbreadbelly]

the most beautiful sound i ever heard 

[kindrage]

[Video image description: Closeup of an upside down bat making a small squeak noise.]

[deebott]

Me trying to talk to @zektheterrible while they hold me… (fun fact I’m the bat and I’m complaining)

[jackmeatington]

person: hey are you ticklish at all? me: *takes 8 steps back* me: …….no……..