Marlene McKinnon

Marlene McKinnon. Seventh year Gyffindor with a rather dark sort of secret that I'm not very good at hiding. Disclaimer: This is a roleplay blog. I don't own anything.

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You take after him.

Pfft. Only with the charm and good looks.

Well, I’d hope so. -smiles and leans her head on his shoulder-

-wraps his arm around her shoulders-

Love you.

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

You take after him.

Pfft. Only with the charm and good looks.

Well, I'd hope so. -smiles and leans her head on his shoulder-

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-giggles- Did they try to eat you?

YES. My dad didn’t even attempt to get me out.

Such a sweet man. I do hope he comes to our wedding.

I’m sure he’ll be there if there’s booze.

He’d better bring a nice god damn gift.

It’ll probably be his dick in a box.

You take after him.

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-giggles- Did they try to eat you?

YES. My dad didn’t even attempt to get me out.

Such a sweet man. I do hope he comes to our wedding.

I’m sure he’ll be there if there’s booze.

He'd better bring a nice god damn gift.

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-giggles- Did they try to eat you?

YES. My dad didn’t even attempt to get me out.

Such a sweet man. I do hope he comes to our wedding.

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-giggles- Did they try to eat you?

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

And then go to prison. We can raise the baby in Azkaban. 

>.> You’re a party pooper.

And you are unrealistic at times, my love.

Yeah, probably. But I just want a baby. And possibly a dog.

We have a dog.

I can’t cuddle with myself.

Can we get a hyena?

[doagc-caps]

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

And then go to prison. We can raise the baby in Azkaban. 

>.> You’re a party pooper.

And you are unrealistic at times, my love.

Yeah, probably. But I just want a baby. And possibly a dog.

We have a dog.

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

And then go to prison. We can raise the baby in Azkaban. 

>.> You’re a party pooper.

And you are unrealistic at times, my love.

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

And then go to prison. We can raise the baby in Azkaban. 

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we're still in school and not married.

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-

-screches and wiggles away-

-gets up and dusts himself off-

I’m in an abusive relationship.

Well, you are dating a vampire. 

So does that mean I signed up to be abused? 

Maybe.

Oh. -shrugs and plops on the couch-

Can we get a baby?

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-

-screches and wiggles away-

-gets up and dusts himself off-

I’m in an abusive relationship.

Well, you are dating a vampire. 

So does that mean I signed up to be abused? 

Maybe.

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-

-screches and wiggles away-

-gets up and dusts himself off-

I’m in an abusive relationship.

Well, you are dating a vampire. 

[-marlenemckinnon]

sirius--:

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-

-screches and wiggles away-