i'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby;

sebastian smythe. sixteen. dalton academy. fulfilling every rich, angsty, bitter french-american stereotype there is. never stepping foot in ohio again after graduation. happily dating the most ridiculous pain in the ass. better than you.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: I miss you more, babe.

SEBASTIAN: I don't know if that's possible.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: Can't help it. Thinking about sex with you makes me get all sappy.

SEBASTIAN: I miss you.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: I love you so much.

SEBASTIAN: I love you, too. Even if you totally just sapped all over the sex talk.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: It's not like you gave me a chance to answer them.

SAM: And I didn't want to stop.

SEBASTIAN: Probably should have kept one of our ties free to tie around the doorknob but that would just take the fun out of it.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: I'm just gonna close my eyes and pretend for awhile.

SEBASTIAN: ...there was also that time I tied you up. And people kept beating on your door.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: Like you covering my eyes so everything's a surprise?

SEBASTIAN: ...yeah. Exactly like that.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: Good. If I'm naked, then I'm kissing you all...

SAM: Over.

SEBASTIAN: You have no idea how badly I want you everywhere right now. Over.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: Almost as much as I miss you?

SEBASTIAN: I want to say even more but then you'd argue maybe we should tie.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: I could live with a tie.

SAM: And that just makes me think of you in your tie. So now I'm more bummed.

SEBASTIAN: I miss you tugging on my tie, and I miss using the ties for... more creative uses.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: Me missing you being naked is NOT an illusion, I promise. Over.

SEBASTIAN: You should absolutely miss me being naked, especially considering the fact that I am so picturing you naked right now. Over.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: You get more perfect everyday. Over.

SEBASTIAN: That's just because you haven't seen me in a while, it's all an illusion. Over.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: I agree with everything you just said and I think you need to be naked if I'm naked.

SAM: Also I feel like we have walkie talkies.

SEBASTIAN: As if I'd ever let you be naked without me being naked with you.

SEBASTIAN: I never had those growing up, over.

SEBASTIAN: ...clearly always wanted them, though.

SEBASTIAN: Over.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: Well, this way I get to listen back to whatever you say whenever I want.

SAM: So you should say a bunch of awesome stuff.

SEBASTIAN: I have amazing hair.

SEBASTIAN: You should be naked.

SEBASTIAN: I actually kind of like that new Fall Out Boy song even if it's for a movie about a kid and a giant marshmallow.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SAM: I like hearing your voice so I'm okay with whatever they are.

SAM: But, yeah, it just looks like we're robots.

SEBASTIAN: Ah, so it must be right up your alley then. Calling seems easier.

SEBASTIAN: But I haven't heard your voice in a while so I'll take what I can get.

[-sebsmythe]

VOICE TXTMSG ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ SAM

SEBASTIAN: What are these, phone calls for people too lazy to actually make phone calls?

SEBASTIAN: A way to sext without any visual evidence?

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