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hi welcome to my blog dedicated to whatever show i'm currently obsessed with, animals and good shit to make me laugh - enjoy

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

how many shrimps to do you have to eat

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK!

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK!

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

SHRIMPS ARE PRETYY

Rich

[venuslovers]

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[crap-userrname16]

[dark-waves]

[-smellther0ses-]

twitter and vine really ruined my attention span. i see a post longer than 4 lines and i keep scrolling 

[the-droll-empress]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[rightmemes-blog1]

[hohoehoes]

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

[dekutree]

damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

[-smellther0ses-]

during a makeout session

me: fuck, not again

me: why is the what's new scooby doo theme stuck in my head

boy: what

me: nothing, never mind

me, internally: what's new scooby doo, we're coming after you, gonna sooolve that mystery

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[seagramsgingerale]

Me after using duolingo for a month

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

[houseoftrajano]

Joe Keery for GQ photographed by Aaron Feaver

[-smellther0ses-]

yes hello marry me 

[crypticsteve]

Steve: If you ever need advice I’m totally here for you, kid.

Dustin:

[teathattast]

[preciousdeans]

I may be a shitty boyfriend..

[keybladesoras]

#Please no more pain for my son #also # toss every single possible award at Noah Schnapp