I thot the Beatles died?

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[browningtons]

The objective of dating is finding a person you can parallel play with for life

[astralbondpro]

UHF (1989) // Dir. Jay Levey (Written by: “Weird Al” Yankovic and Jay Levey)

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[blemgoid]

wearing my steampunk cosplay to parent teacher night

[mutsumi-angel]

wait did that whole b-52 crew die that’s awesome

[mutsumi-angel]

rookie mistake. you definitely aren’t supposed to fly those into the ground like that.

[tamamoland-of-the-black-sky]

it's called wavedashing it's schmovement

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturongs of battle

[skittypilled]

[g0blinwitch]

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[nonplusagon]

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

[darkpaladin]

using my hooves to tamp down upon the soft surface of a room-temperature butter stick

[hotcrossedfangs]

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[kaiasky]

sciencetists conjecture a "island of stability" at around 15-16 standard cups of coffee

[rlyehtaxidermist]

we must do a bivariate study

[scarecrowbutch]

[beargirl2]

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[captain-price-returns]