I thot the Beatles died?

32 / M / Internet funnyman extraordinaire watch me play viddy game on twitch! twitch.tv/bobtheiceclimber discord: discord.gg/zTsyTJr

[un-monstre]

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

[paradise-sys]

hey wanna know a secret

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[swagdinner]

yeah what is it

[paradise-sys]

its behind the read more button

[swagdinner]

nothin there

[cpericardium]

[hungwy]

If I had immortality I would piss off big dogs and make them attack and kill me so they have to be put down by law and then I'd get up and be fine and do it again. But what if I encountered an immortal dog and we became locked in endless war...? Need to think this through

[icecream467]

You could also work for shitty big companies and subtly injure yourself and sue them for millions of dollars and keep doing it over and over again. You'll probably have to wear a fake mustache and glasses so they don't recognize it's you after the sixth time

[hungwy]

im going to get peoples pets killed instead ok?

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[papayajuan2019]

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

that episode of spongebob where he’s bombing at standup so he starts making racist jokes about squirrels

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

& it literally starts effecting her day to day…….so he starts making fun of sea creatures instead and they think it’s even funnier bc they can make fun of themselves and it’s twice as funny and less socially damaging. Wokebob intersectionalitypants

[mapsontheweb]

The Mediterranean Sea perfectly fits inside Australia.

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

Australia do this

[woodloodloodloo]

if this happened it would drown nearly 5 people

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of scrutiny

[trigonomicon]

I'm experimenting with comic-making.

[berdymane]

[hardwrench]

tumblr.com is advertising chicken rub to me

[brucebocchi]

who else up rubbing they chicken

[segamascott]

[nyaa]

2012-05-13

[segamascott]

[sacred-portal]