The Slug Princess

I'm Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage of Konoha. I used to be part of the Three Legendary Sannin, along with Jiraiya and Orochimaru. I'm going out with Jiraiya. No, we're not too old. <3 I have problems with alcohol and gambling. I'm not perfect, but neither are you. Plus, I'm the Hokage. So just shut up, have a drink, and tell me I'm pretty. We should get along just swimmingly! ^__^

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going for now~

lovely chatting with you all ;D have a good night <333333333

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....and then narutumblr died again.

oh. well.

i'll just go get some orange juice. brb.

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heygenma:

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heygenma:

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Well if that’s how it’s gonna be then you can just hang out in the Konoha nursery with all the little children instead of doing actual jounin work ;D

Why would you waste my skills there? It’s not as if we’re y’know, lacking Jounin or anything…..

You better, or I’ll make sure you change the childrens’ diapers too. I was going to give that job to Iruka, but if you’re not playing nice….;)

.. Fine.

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heygenma:

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Well if that’s how it’s gonna be then you can just hang out in the Konoha nursery with all the little children instead of doing actual jounin work ;D

Why would you waste my skills there? It’s not as if we’re y’know, lacking Jounin or anything.....

You better, or I'll make sure you change the childrens' diapers too. I was going to give that job to Iruka, but if you're not playing nice....;)

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heygenma:

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 heygenma replied to your photo

How many years ago was this, Joekage-/sama/?

Oh hello, Genma-san. Probably around the number of years you’ve been swaggering around like a drunken cow, sadly. :)

But how can you calculate the years of something that has never happened. Ageing isn’t doing much for your memory, hmm?~ 

Ohohoh, apparently my memory’s much better than your sense of reality. I suppose you’ll start going around saying that the nine tailed fox doesn’t exist either now?

Now that’s just stupid - the kind of stupid where they decided to make you Hokage~

Cow, you best learn to respect your superiors. And while your at it, wipe the sake stains off your paper work for God’s sakes~

I respect those who deserve my respect~ I haven’t touched sake in months now, those are just old papers I handed in - I don’t feel like doing new ones right now.

Well if that’s how it’s gonna be then you can just hang out in the Konoha nursery with all the little children instead of doing actual jounin work ;D

Why would you waste my skills there? It’s not as if we’re y’know, lacking Jounin or anything.. I’m not Iruka-chan!

You have barely any skills to waste....and now now that's just not fair, picking on your fellow Jounin! He's going to be keeping you company at the nursery, so you might as well play nice...;)

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heygenma:

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heygenma:

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heygenma:

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 heygenma replied to your photo

How many years ago was this, Joekage-/sama/?

Oh hello, Genma-san. Probably around the number of years you’ve been swaggering around like a drunken cow, sadly. :)

But how can you calculate the years of something that has never happened. Ageing isn’t doing much for your memory, hmm?~ 

Ohohoh, apparently my memory’s much better than your sense of reality. I suppose you’ll start going around saying that the nine tailed fox doesn’t exist either now?

Now that’s just stupid - the kind of stupid where they decided to make you Hokage~

Cow, you best learn to respect your superiors. And while your at it, wipe the sake stains off your paper work for God’s sakes~

I respect those who deserve my respect~ I haven’t touched sake in months now, those are just old papers I handed in - I don’t feel like doing new ones right now.

Well if that's how it's gonna be then you can just hang out in the Konoha nursery with all the little children instead of doing actual jounin work ;D

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heygenma:

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heygenma:

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 heygenma replied to your photo

How many years ago was this, Joekage-/sama/?

Oh hello, Genma-san. Probably around the number of years you’ve been swaggering around like a drunken cow, sadly. :)

But how can you calculate the years of something that has never happened. Ageing isn’t doing much for your memory, hmm?~ 

Ohohoh, apparently my memory’s much better than your sense of reality. I suppose you’ll start going around saying that the nine tailed fox doesn’t exist either now?

Now that’s just stupid - the kind of stupid where they decided to make you Hokage~

Cow, you best learn to respect your superiors. And while your at it, wipe the sake stains off your paper work for God's sakes~

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heygenma:

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 heygenma replied to your photo

How many years ago was this, Joekage-/sama/?

Oh hello, Genma-san. Probably around the number of years you’ve been swaggering around like a drunken cow, sadly. :)

But how can you calculate the years of something that has never happened. Ageing isn’t doing much for your memory, hmm?~ 

Ohohoh, apparently my memory's much better than your sense of reality. I suppose you'll start going around saying that the nine tailed fox doesn't exist either now?

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 heygenma replied to your photo

How many years ago was this, Joekage-/sama/?

Oh hello, Genma-san. Probably around the number of years you've been swaggering around like a drunken cow, sadly. :)

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