ASTROLOGY

j☼ aries | t♡ capricorn | k♕ gemini zodiac blog don't take us too seriously

[-whoreoscopes]

how do you feel about a gem girl and scorp guy pair

They want each other so bad but it probably won't work in the end

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Is it possible for an Aquarius to fall in love instantly? Or basically show their true emotions??

Yes

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What's the best squad for a Cap to be in?

Aries cancer Pisces

[ziamandis]

[shittysmanager]

I fuckin hate myself

[itsziambabe]

I think you know what hat means:)

[-whoreoscopes]

Last Text Received From the Signs (idea from zodiac-galaxy)

aries: dude u suck rlly bad

taurus: Is the party at your house?

gemini: Hey George bush can you come tonight

cancer: cmon just pop my pimple plz

leo:

/\_/

(• . •)

(____)~

virgo: help me with my outfit

libra: wanna do karaoke

capricorn: Or do u wanna go to like 5guys and hangout at target after

sagittarius: plz bring me ice cream

scorpio: can we do the sex thing?

aquarius: let me eat ur ass plz

pisces: I just found my hamster dead.

[fh-horoscopes]

As an Aries I get defensive and angry fast but it’s usually to cover up the fact I’m close to tears.

divineclaire (via fh-horoscopes)

[-whoreoscopes]

cool traits about the signs bc why not

aries: do what they have to do to get what they want. the cool kind of crazy

taurus: super chill flower queens who cant stop eating. everyone likes them

gemini: super motivated balls of fiery energy. probably creative

cancer: understand everyone and everything. super deep. ur probably emo

leo: literally glowing. also in charge of everything

virgo: annoying bc theyre such competent ppl and they always have their homework done

libra: perfect humans. probably v pretty. everyone looks up to them

scorpio: the punkiest. v nice if they like you. try not to get on their bad side.

sagittarius: successful no matter what they do. always have to be right

capricorn: they never stop talking. super organized ppl with no feelings

aquarius: always trying to make everybody happy. so fuckin creative and WEIRD but it works for them

pisces: really shy and quiet but there is so fuckin much going on in their heads

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[mediamattersforamerica]

You need to watch this full video.

(Video originally by Benjamin Hancock)

[officialwhitegirls]

a list of people that would be a better presidential candidate than any republican:

- the hi welcome to chilis guy

- any dog on planet earth

- riff raff [horst] probably

- mr moseby

- a 7/11 taquito

- ??? ?

- my left foot

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

[dreaming-jaybird]

release the catrchckern 

[cohenwearsprada]

[socialnetworkhell]

I wore a sexyish costume on Halloween and this guy on the street ran up to me and made like he was jacking off and making obscene sounds at me and I was horrified so I changed into my silly banana costume and a man came up to me and said he wanted to stick his banana in me so moral of the story is that it doesn’t matter what you wear, men will always ruin everything

[redlyriumghost]

“This person only bullies you because they’re jealous”

“They’re just jealous honey it’ll pass”

“Bullies are just insecure about themselves”

No. That’s bullshit. People bully because they’re fucking mean. They’re not jealous, they’re being rude. Stop excusing their actions. Some people are just fucking rude

[lactose-incapable-deactivated20]

Stop victimizing bullies. 

[that-disney-blog]

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about