[00snorris]

f1 all the time, harry occasionally

✎ . ࣪ ⋆ welcome!

alice, british, twenty six, massive daydreamer, harry styles, formula one, criminal minds re-watcher, cats, horror films, boybands, sports enthusiast, tmi girlie, avid concert goer, seasoned fanfic writer back from the one direction days

[00snorris]

if ur open minded what about munch oscar and lando talking u through it at the same time? 😇😇

if you looked up open minded in the dictionary you would find my name in bold, italics and highlighted <3 anyway i thiiiiiiiink this is gonna be apart of my 100 follower gift because i need to write a threesome asap

Your whole body shook as you'd grip Lando's hair, fisting the curls between your fingers as your mouth fell open against his. The kisses becoming just as sloppy and open-mouthed as the one's being left on your clothed cunt by Oscar.

"That's it Osc', she likes it when you do that..." Lando would bite at your shoulder, noting the way you hung your head back and whined just that little deeper as Oscar dragged a finger up and down your clothed heat, observing the way the material clung to you in a dampened mess.

And before you could respond back you'd feel your underwear being pushed to the side, Oscar's mouth finally making contact with you as you'd mewl out, gripping the back of Lando's neck as he tapped your chin, "Look at me baby, look at me whilst you're eaten by another man."

Just the sentence alone would have you spiralling - completely under his spell as Oscar's tongue traced your folds, spreading you open as he tasted you for the first time. His voice would be so muffled that you could barely make out a taste's like fucking honey.

And poor Lando would just be watching, stroking himself as he'd paw at your breasts, fascinated by the way your body reacted to someone else making you feel good. Almost having to swallow that primal instinct of jealousy because he wanted this just as much as you did - his own moans mixing with yours as Oscar traced your clit with the tip of his tongue.

"She likes it when you use your fingers at the same time, don't you baby?" Lando would instruct, focusing back on your mouth as he left hot, wet kisses to the corners of your lips, sucking harshly on your cupids bow as you steadied yourself against him.

And it'd all be a bit too much as Lando would stroke the back of your head, cooing at the noises you made as Oscar pushed one testing finger inside of you, pulling his head back from your clit just enough to watch the way it slid in, "Like that, hm? Is that what you needed? Did you just need to be fingered a little?"

His finger curling inside of you as his lips would latch back into your clit, suckling it in mouth with a harsh slurp. Lando would be entranced; completely in awe at the way you rocked your hips against Oscar's face and hand, begging and pleading for more, with a fistful of Lando's hair in one hand and Oscar's in the other.

[00snorris]

i need lando after a really bad race ifykyk plus aftercare also i LOVEEEEE UR WRITING U DONT UNDERSTAND u have been feeding us goood

gotta keep my angels FED and FULL <3 love u all endlessly. ps i need a lando. preferably this type of lando. but any would do

"Just need you right now-" the words had barely left his mouth before his mouth was on yours, his lips working tirelessly against you in a way that made breathing very hard. It was like he was sucking all the air from your lungs, the kiss deep and hard as his teeth would nip and peck at your bottom lip because he needed to feel your tongue against his.

It'd been such a bad race weekend, his head a mess as he'd drove back in silence. Not intentionally ignoring you but also not wanting to partake in any passing conversation, his body aching as he'd press against you as you prepared dinner because the only thing he needed in that moment was you.

And you'd barely made it to the bedroom before your shirt was off, thrown halfway across the room and becoming a problem for later. His lips latching onto your nipple as he'd bury his face against your breasts, needing to be as physically close as he could to you. Your hands lacing through his thick curls as you'd moan all breathlessly because fuck, you weren't going to last long if this was the mood he was in.

Your knees would hit the edge of the bed as you'd fall back, Lando kneeling between your thighs as his mount would still be attached to you, kissing and biting at the exposed flesh in a way that could only be described as desperate. His words would be so incoherent that you could barely make out a small "Need to be inside of you, need to feel you."

And usually the both of you would spend time making each other feel good but right now? All he needed was you.

And who were you to deny him?

Lando's clothes would be off first before he helped you pull off your bottoms, taking a moment to indulge in the way you looked without any clothes on. Ravenous in the way he gazed at you; like you were the last thing on earth he was going to see. And my god he wished you would be .

"Take your time Lan', I'm right here..." Calming him down as he'd kiss you forcefully once more; this time sucking your tongue i to his mouth as he'd trace the curve of your stomach with his hand before dipping it between your legs. Commenting on how wet you were for him and how he really fucking needed this after the week he'd had.

And you'd let him. You'd let him take what he needed as you climbed on top, thighs either side of his hips as you eased yourself down his length. The hiss of approval from Lando being the thing that spurred you on, ignoring the slight sting that you always felt because he was always a struggle to fit completely.

It'd be soft and gentle for the first few rock of your hips, the mewls that left your mouth enough to have him dig his fingers into your hips. But the anger and frustration that had building up over the past few days was leaking into his veins as he steadied you, bringing your movements to a stop.

And before you could complain or ask what was wrong he'd be angling up, lifting himself off the bed as he fucked up into you. Your chest flush against his, head buried in the crook of his neck as he held you on top of him. Still and obedient.

Using you like you were the best stress-reliever in the world. His cock pounding that sweet spot inside of you as you clawed at the mattress next to his head, chanting his name over and over in some sort of pathetic drool because fucking hell it felt so good.

"Need you to take it all away from me-" he'd whimper, his movements hard and fast as he took what he needed, the feeling of your walls clenching around him enough to send him spiralling, "Feel so fucking tight around my baby, all mine."

And neither of you would last long in that position - his movements becoming sloppy as his cock twitched inside of you, the knot in his stomach finally snapping as you collapsed on top of him. Your thighs slick with the remnants of Lando as they oozed from you, a mess you'd be sad to clean up at the end of it.

"You good baby?" Your question answered by a soft hum as he'd hold you against him, too scared to let you go after such intimacy. Your hand running through his hair as you'd study the way he breathed - deep and long, still trying to catch his breath after losing his mind over the way you wrapped around him.

"We need to get you cleaned up." Breaking the silence after you swore you'd fallen asleep on him, his fingers tapping your shoulder gently as he nudged you with the tip of his nose, "Shower?"

Because all he really wanted was to be close to you - the two of you huddled in the shower as you held him against you, his head pressed against your chest as you rubbed small circles between his shoulder muscles. And he'd take his time to wipe you down, making sure the water wasn't too hot or too cold, lathering your back with plenty of bubbles as he'd pepper small open-mouthed kisses to the top of your spine :(

[00snorris]

Mooooooore munch Oscar pls

i fear i might have found my niche - aka men who love eating out <3

He just couldn't help but want you all the time!!!! Constantly thinking about how you'd taste, how you'd feel against him - the thoughts often getting him hard without even being around you because he was simply addicted to you. Completely and utterly obsessed.

"Please baby..." he'd plead with you to sit on his face because he'd had a really rough day and just needed some type of release. And of course that release was tasting you for hours on end because you made everything feel better. You were his baby after all.

Hooking his arms around your thighs as he'd practically pull you onto his face, his hands either side of your pretty pussy as he'd spread you open just enough for him to take one last look before leaning in close. His tongue slow and hesitant at first, savouring the taste before his nose accidentally nudged your clit and the hiss that fell from your lips would spur him on.

Eating you like it was your last day on earth together. His tongue tracing your pretty little hole before trailing back to your clit so he could suckle it between his lips in a way that had you rocking back and forth against his face. Pretty much riding him in a way that would have you blushing any other time but right now? It was the only thing your body knew to do as you felt his finger tease you, slipping in halfway before curling and earning a deliciously wet moan from you.

And he wouldn't stop, even when you neared your climax, hand in his hair as you pulled and pushed at his scalp in an attempt to get some sort of release from the ever-building pleasure. He wouldn't stop even when you moaned at him from above, your voice coarse and whiney because his mouth just felt so fucking good. He wouldn't stop even when he slipped another finger inside of you, pulsing them inside of you as his tongue traced lazy, wet circles on your clit. And he certainly wouldn't stop when you came hard, shaking against the headboard as your thighs gave way at the feeling of Oscar lapping up your mess with a groan of pleasure.

[00snorris]

im gonna need you to write a full piece for that Lando talking you through it comment you made

okay but anon i don't think you get it

he'd be all up in your face, holding your chin in place with one hand as the other would be between your legs. two fingers scissoring inside of you as he'd whine all animalistically, "is this what you needed? is this what you've been after all day, hm baby? my fingers on your mind all day like a naughty girl?"

and all you'd be able to do is just nod, his grip not faltering even when you squeezed your thighs shut because the feeling of needing to cum consumed your every thought and action. his wrist slick with your own excitement as he'd drag them from inside of you, the feeling of being completely empty earning a whine of disapproval from you. but that didn't matter because you looked so pretty sprawled beneath him with your legs wide, inviting him closer to you. all grabby hands and pouty lips.

but it didn't last too long because you'd go all wide-eyed and burning cheeks as he'd finally give you what you wanted. his cock pushing inside of you with a tiny little push back (as you kind of struggled to take him at times), his mouth ghosting over yours as he'd whimper and babble about how good you felt around him.

"that's it baby, take it all. it's all for you, that's right. take what you need from me baby, i'm right here"

[00snorris]

i’m thinking cockwarming with Lando, like a family movie night where he just has reader sitting in his lap cover on as he whispers sweet nothings in her ear, while he thrusts so slightly when she started to get comfortable, he would play with her clit when she actually somehow managed to pay attention to the movie, warning his big, red cock in her cunt all the movie long, and in the credits, he gives a dumb excuse to take her to the room and fuck her as he wants to.

this sent my head spinning, anon i like your thinking. a lot. please enjoy my angel babies <3

You wanted to swat his hand away but you couldn't help yourself, instinctively leaning back into his chest as he slowly dragged circles against your sensitive nub, careful to not emit any sounds from your mouth as you pushed your head back against his shoulder.

But he'd prop you back up, using his free hand to hold your chin so it would look as if you were watching the movie just like everyone else and not stuffed with your boyfriend's cock whilst his fingers played with you. And my god it was the hardest thing to do; the delicious stretch of your walls around him making you want to claw his back and have him move inside of you. But you knew it'd be game-over if you made so much as a squeak so you stayed impossibly silent, full to the brim of your boyfriend as you let out a shaky breath.

"Be a good girl and stop moving." He'd whisper to softly against your shoulder, peppering clothes kisses to the curve as you let your eyelids drop. The head of his cock nudged that sweet spot inside of you, the feeling of him balls deep inside of you whilst people were around sending shivers running up and down your spine. And he could sense the way you were feeling, the tears brimming in your eyes because my god you just wanted him to destroy you but he couldn't.

So he'd fasten his fingers that were slipped down the waistband of your bottoms, the insides of your cheeks bitten raw at the ever-building knot that was balling in the pit of your stomach with every delicious circle of his forefinger against your clit. And your attention was snapping from thought to thought as you needily searched for something to concentrate on out of fear of making a noise, or worse - cumming.

As soon as the movie finished he'd remove his fingers, bringing them hastily to his lips as he'd suckle on them for a second or so before helping you off his lap. And all it took was a breathy moan and a disguised cough before you were left feeling completely empty, the blankets hiding your little game wrapped tightly around your lower half as you smiled awkwardly at your guests as they'd all start to stand and stretch, slowly milling out of your shared apartment.

There would still be one or two people left giggling in the kitchen as you'd finally have the chance to wrap your fingers around Lando's wrist, practically dragging him to the bedroom. Desperate to have him inside of you properly. Absolutely, disgustingly desperate.

And the first rock of his hips would draw the shakiest whimper from your throat, hands fisting the bedsheets beneath you as he'd coo from above, "Finally getting what you wanted, hm?"

His pace would be relentless, one hand pressed to the side of your head whilst the other would snake between your sweaty bodies and play coyly with your clit. And the room would be silent apart from the slapping of bare skin, your pussy clenched dangerously around his length as he'd threaten to slip from you completely before you locked your ankles round his back.

Because there was no way he was waiting to make you cum, his cock slick with your excitement as he whined impatiently at the feeling of you so snug and tight around him. His fingers becoming rhythmless as you teetered on the edge of an orgasm, finally, your whines and cries growing louder with every thrust. And truthfully you didn't care if there was anyone still left, forced to listen to you mercilessly fuck, because you were finally getting what you wanted.

Lando's thrusts would grow sloppy, his head cradled in the crook of your neck as he whimpered at how good you felt and how tight you were, all praises going straight to your cunt as your vision turned a blinding white. The orgasm would rattle through you, leaking through every vein as your toes curled and your back arched from the bed; Lando trying his hardest to hold on and help you through it but failing miserably, his own mouth hung open as he'd twitch once, twice, inside of you before cumming. Hard.

[00snorris]

lando talking you through it whilst you're on top, you're forehead pressed to his shoulder as he's all "is that it baby? is that what you needed? take it all, it's all for you. that's my girl"

[00snorris]

im about to become unbelievably unbearable

[00snorris]

might post the nastiest smut ever when i reach 100

[pitwallprincess]

*pokes you* write me something about oscar x munch because it's all i've been able to think about, it's consuming my every thought and i just know you'll do it justice !

a prophet named kendrick lamar once said "put the pussy on a pedestal! put the pussy on a high horse! that pussy to die for!!"

it's actually adorable how big of a munch oscar is.

he eats you like it's an honor- a privilege. there are billions of men to choose from in this world, and oscar was blessed enough to be the one who gets to worship you every moment.

oscar can't help that he's addicted:( it's just that no race car has given him the same electric rush as the feeling of your clit roll on his hot tongue. hearing and feeling you cum makes everything else in life so underwhelming... oscar thinks his purpose of existence is to pleasure you with his mouth.

he french kisses your pussy- loudly gulping a cocktail of his saliva and your slick because oscar lovessss the way you taste. he thinks he might die if he doesn't get to stick his tongue inside of you!! oscar could lay his head on your inner thigh and lick away at you all day if you'd let him. (you do)

and he always ends up cumming on himself!!! oscar doesn't have time to get embarrassed about it, though. he just shrugs and dives right back in. there's no time to waste!! oscar can't bring himself to have your cunt be left unattended.

oscar will only consider stopping after your third orgasm. keyword: consider. he wants his beautiful girl to know how loved she is<3 there's no better way to show her then this!!

[pitwallprincess]

kimi secretly watching you and george fuck.

in his defense, the door didn't shut all the way!! who wouldn't want to see two gorgeous people having primal sex? kimi thinks he's slick- controlling his breathing and stroking his cock at a devastatingly slow pace. he thinks it's too easy- that he got away with it and can do it again...

until george speaks up- still keeping the pace of his wild thrusts.

"isn't she so pretty, kimi?" he asks- voice strained. george's eyes never leave yours. "you must think so... jerking off to my girl being stuffed with me and my cum. thinking i don't see you wanting more of what's mine."

kimi's mouth opens but he can't find his voice. the sights and sounds of your ecstasy has him losing all sanity. george breaks the silence again.

"tell her how pretty she is," he growls. "how much of an angel she is. tell her..." george pauses to smile wickedly, "that nobody will ever fuck her like me."

and kimi does... while still jerking his cock<3

[00snorris]

cant sleep. might write smut

[00snorris]

munch george pleaseee

gimme all the much requests i looooooove

you'd try to push him away, your body on fire with absolute pleasure as you fisted the bed sheets beneath you, trying to free yourself from his grip. but george would just hum against you, telling you to stay still as he'd continue spreading you wide for him.

and it'd be all too much for you as you neared your second orgasm of the hour, finding his hair as you tugged at him needily. although his mouth was flush against your folds you confusingly found you needed him closer to you, head lifting from the mattress to watch the way he devoured you.

his cheeks would be stained with your excitement, slick with your juices as he'd pull away for a handful of seconds to marvel in his own world. but as quick as he was to pull away he'd dive back in; two fingers teasing your hole as he'd moan and whine about how good you tasted and how good you felt trembling around him.

"take it like a good girl-" george's voice would be muffled by your pussy, his tongue dragging dangerous circles on your clit before his lips would latch onto you. suckling and dribbling all over you, the sheets beneath you becoming sticky with your mess as he'd jut his hips into the mattress, chasing his own high from just tasting you.

and he'd practically have to be kicked away from you as you'd cum again, shaking with tear stained cheeks as you rode out your second high with his fingers inside of you, coaxing soft mewls out of you.

[00snorris]

⊹₊✎⋆. mutual - lando norris smut

was going to feature this in a headcanon piece but this needed it's own moment so here you go my sweet peas <3

you thought you'd be far too shy for this but you couldn't help but widen your legs, shifting the angle of your fingers ever-so slightly which earnt a gravelly moan from the pit of your throat.

and my god lando couldn't believe his own eyes - sure he'd seen this stuff before but his phone screen and reality were completely different. his hand pumping his own length as he dragged his wrist up and down in such a deliberate pace. almost a cocky pace.

"tell me how good your fingers feel-" he'd croak out, breaking off suddenly as your mouth hung open. you could try to speak, sure, but you weren't sure you'd make much sense as you angled your fingers to stroke that delicious sweet spot inside of you.

and lando would be in absolute awe at the sight in front of him - your knees bent, back to the bed as you stretched yourself around your middle and ring fingers.

this was all his idea; he'd initiated it. telling you to lie back and touch yourself for him so he could watch. and you'd be lying if you said you didn't find it ridiculously hot - lando touching himself, getting himself off over you.

his thumb would rub over the head of his cock, spreading more pre-cum down his slick length as he watched you buck your hips, almost trying to ride your own hand. the noises coming from your mouth and between your thighs being enough to send him into a frenzy as his jaw tensed up, desperately trying not to cum too quickly in fear this would all be over far too fast for his liking.

[00snorris]

More lando smut headcanons 🥺

you ask babies and i deliver. ps im working through requests at the moment but some are taking longer to write than others but feel free to send them over anyway!! love u all sweet peas

pps the mutual comment has a separate piece here <3

smut under the cut (as always)

morning sex

nine times out of ten you're on top

slowly riding him as he'd whine and whimper all sleepy eyed

and sometimes he'd get impatient with your deliberate pace that he'd just hold you above him as he'd fuck into you from below

staring at your mouth all the time because you look so pretty when it's stuffed with his cock

always finding the most inappropriate time for wanting head

usually when he's got company because how could he not want you?

and always always always getting his own way

finding a quiet room away from everyone else so you can sink to your knees and take him in the back of your throat

telling you to spit on it

mutual masturbation

no i will not elaborate

[00snorris]

oh the feeling of having 2 munch requests sitting there, waiting for me. Euphoric

[pitwallprincess]

@00snorris's writing inspired me so much that i'm designing a tramp stamp for myself but with lando's logo hidden in it. this is not a bit. i am getting a lando norris tattoo above my ass. i have a shittily done folding chair on my leg and 11/19 are anime i genuinely don't give a fuck about if i'm gonna regret it or not lmao

[00snorris]

this is so iconic im screaming. i'm also taking it as a huuuuge compliment but anyway i can't wait to see it!!!