我不会 耕田吃草 让人下注
I don’t plow, or eat grass; I won’t let you anchor me like stakes
什么理由发明什么叫马子
So why’s there a term like Mazi?*
(Mazi is a Chinese slang to call girlfriend, sorta like bitch/work-horse)
难道是想让匹马为你生个儿子
Don’t tell me all you need is a horse to bear your son
有没有兄弟聚会那些幌子
Party with your pal is a good cheating excuse
还可以煮好宵夜当做没事
You think I don’t know? Even though I look calm as I’m making a midnight snack
仔细想想你就会知道谁才是傻子
Think about it and we’ll see who is the fool
我笑得柔软 心却比铁还钢
I smile softly, yet my heart is tougher than steel
世界男人称王 女人却什么都扛
Men proclaim to be king in this world; but it’s women who shoulder the burden
不要再说要进厨房能出厅堂
Don’t say we must cook well in kitchen and look nice in public
不要再说 要会铺床又能着床
Don’t say we must make the bed and be good at sex
这个世界没有女人该怎么办
What if there are no woman in the world?
你想 你想
Think about it; you think about it
不要以为西装革履就是战袍
Don’t think suits and ties are the only armor
不要以为 浴帽围裙就是渺小
but that shower caps and aprons are insignificant
信以为真 连续剧里的那一套
do you think this is a period drama?
皇上 吉祥
‘Huangshang，jixiang.’ *
(This is a term when imperial concubines greet the emperor, meaning ‘Auspicious, Your Majesty.’)
简直可笑
Such ridiculousness!
我记得 你最喜欢 哪双袜子
I remember which socks are your favorites
朋友聚会 演戏 让你有面子
I play it cool at your friend’s party to save you face
难道我没有发现你目测谁的Size
Do you really think I didn’t catch you eyeballing boobs?
我记得女娲补天岳母刺字
I remember nvwa and yuemu*
( Famous women character in legends and history)
你只讲少说多做相夫教子
But you tell me to be quiet and be obedient
仔细算算 最值钱的 只是结婚戒指
Turns out the only thing you gave me that was worth anything was the price of the ring
我笑得柔软 心却比铁还钢
I smile softly, yet my heart is tougher than steel
世界男人称王 女人却什么都扛
Men proclaim to be king in this world; but it’s women who shoulder the burden
不要再说要进厨房能出厅堂
Don’t say we must cook well in kitchen and look nice in public
不要再说 要会铺床又能着床
Don’t say we must make the bed and play be good at sex
这个世界没有女人该怎么办
What if there is no woman in the world?
你想 你想
Think about it; you think about it
不要以为西装革履就是战袍
Don’t think suits and ties are the only armor
不要以为 浴帽围裙就是渺小
and that shower caps and aprons are insignificant
信以为真 连续剧里的那一套
you think this is a period drama?
皇上 吉祥
‘Huangshang，jixiang.’ * (‘Auspicious, Your Majesty.’)
简直可笑
Such ridiculousness!
你可以抱我重复爱我的台词
You can hold me and repeat the same staged words that you love me
我不相信你有放弃我的Guts
you don’t have the guts to let me go
我无所谓女人就该是这样子
I don’t care what you think women should be like
安静 该死
Shut up, fuck off
不要以为西装革履就是战袍
Don’t think suits and ties are the only armor
不要以为 浴帽围裙就是渺小
and that shower caps and aprons are insignificant
信以为真 连续剧里的那一套
you think this is a period drama?
皇上 吉祥
‘Huangshang，jixiang.’ *(‘Auspicious, Your Majesty.’)
简直荒唐 无聊
Such ridiculousness, pathetic
荒唐 无聊
Ridiculous, pathetic
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