Pair of Ace Dicks

Ask and Role Play blog for Officer Katsumi & Officer Honkan from Osomatsu Kun, and Tensai Bakabon! Multi-ship, Multi-verse, and OC friendly! Be sure to check out the rules!

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I wonder, if, when I have my wedding, I should invite my birth parents…

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Depends on how much they’re involved in your life. 

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           “I’m gonna make the best Oden in the world!”

                                 Aʙᴏᴜᴛ Mᴜsᴇ x Aʙᴏᴜᴛ Mᴜɴ x Rᴜʟᴇs                                              ᗩTᔕᑌᔕᕼI ᖇᑭ ᗷᒪOG

[lucky-number-fourteen]

Not at all, Honkan-san.

It’s always too hot and muggy! I can’t wait for fall to come soon.

[0deaths0accidents]

Hah! You think it’s bad now, imagine going through it wearing a cops uniform and standing in the heat!

[lucky-number-fourteen]

Ah….it’s almost July already.

The sooner that month is over, the better.

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Not a fan of July?

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[ Psst, everyone so go watch Moretsu Ataro, because it is another of Akatsuka’s works and super cute. Also Bakabon too, even the new live action drama for it ]

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[ Agreed! You can find torrents that even I myself am helping to seed here if you’re looking for a place to download some episodes of Ataro! ]

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 “Oh really?” He brows lift, quiet amusement ringing in his head. This man looks like a policeman now that it is said – bulky, tall, like he could detain anyone with a single hand.

“I never asked, and she always talks about you like a daughter would their favorite parent.” He then rests his hands on the table. “It sounds like a fun job, taking down bad guys. Since you have a partner, it reminds me of this one American movie and it’s sequel I enjoy with my friend.”

“Who is Honkan-san?”

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"I’m Honkan-san.”

Katsumi lifted his head, smiling at the person standing in the door way. Another officer, all decked out in the police uniform hat, night stick, and gun on their hip. 

“That’s Honkan-san!” Katsumi smiled.

“And who’s this?” Honkan asked, glancing at the young man.

“Homura-chan’s friend, Atsushi-san. Atsushi-san, this is Honkan.” he smiled, gesturing to Honkan. “And look at them all decked out in their uniform! So handsome.”

“Ah shut up.” scoffed the other officer.

[lucky-number-fourteen]

Ah! Understood! I won’t “cop” you out, then, ahahha.

I’ll be back in just a moment! Please hold on.

[ she ducks down to check on the cake, humming lightly as she does. ]

It’s not quite done yet, but soon! Should only be about four or five minutes. 

[0deaths0accidents]

You and your puns I swear.

And wow that’s one good oven you got there... or we talked that much that half an hour flew by.

[lucky-number-fourteen]

Well, in the future, I know that more and more people will see that kindness.

Ah! should I check on the cake?

[0deaths0accidents]

Hah! I, eh. I’m more a private girl to be honest. I’m not so big on everyone seeing my kind side. I gotta reputation as a hard nosed cop to uphold after all!

And oh, shit. Yeah, check!

[lucky-number-fourteen]

Oh!

I understand – I’ll make sure to remember that, Honkan-san. I’ll make sure to call you by those pronouns when we’re in the house. And when you get comfortable with being “Honkan-san”, I can use them outside the house as well. But only when you’re comfortable.

[ she smiles ]

You’re very kind, Honkan-san. It’s just a different flavor of kindness from Toto-san’s kindness.

[0deaths0accidents]

...thanks, Homura-chan. Not many folks call me that. Out of everyone I know only three have called me kind. That includes you.

[lucky-number-fourteen]

I’m very glad for it, though. If it wasn’t for him, I don’t know where I would have ended up…and Erin might have ended up in a not-so-nice place, as well…that would have been awful.

…oh?

What’s that, Honkan-san? 

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...I’d been friends with Kaoru-chan since we begun studying together and he came back to our rooms once all beaten up. Some fellow students of ours found out he was gay, and they beat him up. He came out to me, ‘n I realized then I could trust him, too.

Cuz I identify as a woman. I have, for a long time now. But not everyone knows. And if I’m gonna be living here, I want you to know you can refer to me as she ‘n her and stuff like that. But only in the privacy of the house, not outside. I’m not as bold as Kaoru-chan is.

[lucky-number-fourteen]

Yes! Well…that’s because Toto-san is very kind. He can’t help but want to help everyone! That’s just in his nature. That’s why I’m here, and by extension, why Erin and Kyonkkichi are here, as well.

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Yeah.. he’s always been a real good person. Even when things were getting pretty hairy and shitty back in the police academy he still treated everyone real nice like.

I mean, he was the first person I-- uhh. Shit. I don’t know if you know about me, if he’s told you or not..

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 He is going to say yes at first, but then thinks otherwise of it. “No, that is quite alright, but thank you. I have a feeling me and Homura-chan will be eating snacks very soon.”  

“As for milk, just a tad.” The silence which follows is pleasant, but it seems a bit impolite to him. “So what do you do for a living, Katsum-san?”

[0deaths0accidents]

Snack night as well? These kids are really going to have a wild night in, clearly. But he’s soon pouring the hot water into the tea kettle, and lifts his head.

“Oh, Homura-chan didn’t tell you? I’m a police officer! Have been since I was around twenty five years old.. me and my partner, Honkan-san, are both officers. We work down at the Akatsuka Police Station, so if you ever run into some kind of trouble know you can rely on us two for help!” 

He brings the tray of tea and the cups, and the milk in a small serving jug, setting it on the table.

[0deaths0accidents]

The way Katsumi was talking came off as flirting to me, sorry. Can you tag it as #age difference? Thanks!

(Forgive me if I come off as rude but I just find this really ridiculous. Katsumi, when it comes to men/male characters is flirtatious by nature. But he hardly ever means it; especially now considering his relationship with Honkan. He is in no way looking for a relationship with anyone, least of all someone half his age or less.

Nor am I comfortable using that tag because it’s a direct reference to them being in a relationship which they are not. So I’m going to just use ‘Katsumi Atsushi’ as a tag and you can block that. I don’t want people finding my blog through an ‘age difference’ tag and think I support it.)

[0deaths0accidents]

Hey I sent an ask a few days ago about tagging interactions with Atsushi and I just wanted to make sure you got it! Their age difference makes me uncomfy. Thanks!

(they’re not… flirting? they’re just talking and being dorks and nothing more. there is no aim for a relationship between them.

but okay.. what can i can i tag it for you especially?)

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  Flattered by the fact Homura talks about him in such a way, and the other man’s teasing flirtations, Atsushi feels his shoulders loosen and cocks his head to one side – his smile still calm and handsome.

“I do not believe me and Homura are going to stay up too late, so tea would be nice if you have the time of course. Thank you.” He then takes a seat, watching as Katsumi goes about.

“Homura speaks nothing but high praise about you as well. I’m glad we are finally meeting, Katsumi-san.”

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“Tea it is, then!” Katsumi said as he walks over to the kitchen to get the things out for tea, the nice kettle and the cups he used for visitors. He turned on the electric kettle to boil the water quickly.

“Yes, so am I it’s about time, I say.” he says as he opens the fridge. “Do you like your tea with milk? But how about some cake, too?”

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some mid-transition Honkans

she’s happy

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Honkan passes by her reflection in the mirror and is struck by the realization that she’s been on HRT for 3 years