onion

no relation to that other onion | 19 | they/he | how do you like that obama? i pissed on the moon, you idiot

[0nionsronion]

whoever said “no one cares about what you’re going through/what they can do for you until you’re dead” they were NOT joking!!!!

[0nionsronion]

9-5 playing every day at work has got to be some sick joke from god or something

[0nionsronion]

im friends with this person on fb who constantly posts shit like “keep posting about me, see how much i care🤪” “looks like im a superstar with all these fans😉✨” and i’m just coming here to bitch about how fucking annoying it is

[0nionsronion]

LEAVE THE RIZZLER ALONE HES JUST A KID ITS NOT HOS FAULT HE’S A HEAVY GUY STOP CALLING HIM PORKY ITS SO FUCKING MEAN AND HES A LITTLE BABY WHO JUST WANTS TO MAKE VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET LEAVE HIM ALONNNEEEEEEEEEE

[0nionsronion]

i was having a convo w my coworkers td about charlie kirk and i think ppl who don’t know things ab politics should really just stop getting involved in politics. if you’re going to stand on the fence of serious issues why are you even getting involved in the first place? do some research, go back to 10th grade social studies, and develop a genuine opinion.

[0nionsronion]

they’re radio silent when it’s black people trans people and school children getting shot but as soon as it’s some fuckwad who has zero notoriety outside of debating college kids we have to cry and piss ourselves. commeeee onnn nowwww

[0nionsronion]

i was having a convo w my coworkers td about charlie kirk and i think ppl who don’t know things ab politics should really just stop getting involved in politics. if you’re going to stand on the fence of serious issues why are you even getting involved in the first place? do some research, go back to 10th grade social studies, and develop a genuine opinion.

[0nionsronion]

“gen z stare this” “gen z stare that” are we going to discuss the boomer stare these mfs give whenever they pay w debit

[0nionsronion]

GODDDDD I DONT CARRRREEE THAT BABY FACED STUPID MAN IS DEAD CAN I JUST GO BACK TO SCROLLING MY FACEBOOK REELS ON MY LUNCH BREAK WITHOUT LIKE A MILLION POSTS TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD FOR HIM

[0nionsronion]

uhh yea i’m gonna ink shame you if you get a symbol we all know looks like a swastika just so you can go “ohhh no actually, i’m a viking, decent of norse Gods”

no, dereck. you’re just white. you got them king bartholamue III genes.

[5dtetris-revisited]

Rules: List 5 of your favourite films in a poll and have people vote on which is their favourite.

Ty for tagging @marichild :D

which is your favourite 👀

Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum

The Talented Mr. Ripley

St. Elmo's Fire

Legally Blonde

Trainspotting

Voting ended onAug 7, 2025

had a Hell of a time picking 5 but. going with these ones ig,

tagging uhhhh. shit who do know that hasn't already done this/been tagged-- @ly-von-karma and @0nionsronion?? +anyone who wants to ofc

[0nionsronion]

fav movies

The Grinch

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Superbad

I’m Thinking of Ending Things

Mid90s

Voting ended onAug 10, 2025

i dont have ppl to tag😭

[0nionsronion]

“homosexuality isnt natural!” yeah yk what else isn’t natural? that car you drive to work, the house you live in with AC, governments, and your wife’s tits. yet here we are.

[spacesnektumbls]

Strike down the demon with his muppet hole watching.

[dearest-loveliest-elizabeth]

“I hate Mike” bro look at him. His dinosaur is named Rory because he roars.

[0nionsronion]

what makes me a man? well for starters i don’t have a pickup artist podcast

[0nionsronion]

i can’t believe “i don’t have time to go to the psych ward, i have to go to work” is a real genuine thought of mine

[0nionsronion]

Kind of crazy you were defending Lily Tino when she’s been filming content where she talks about her dick in Disneyland in front of kids and is now in trouble for posting pictures of women in the bathroom without consent, and also was sexually harassing women pre-transition like lmfao. She’s a bad person. Yall gotta stop defending people just because they’re trans

do you know how to read?

[transshinonomes]

i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

[transshinonomes]

he will be found with his Little Beast out muttering to himself about dropping trains into holes and ten years later a man with sunken eyes and a dead expression who looks suspiciously like former World Influencer Mr beast will enter a bar in nowheresville, pennsylvania, and order a rye and coke. and a former gen alpha brain rot kid will look at him and go. “are you mr beast.” and the man will grimace a little. but he’ll go “no”. and he downs his drink in one go and spends the next 4 hours staring into the wood on the counter

[transshinonomes]

everyone tried to curse of 10k notes this. unsuccessfully. sad!