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i’m p. fanfic writer. 30s. he/him or they/them.

quietly setting up a new blog so i can share my writing with my friends. you might recognise my writing style if you’ve seen my other posts floating around on my prev blog.

anti-ai in creative spaces, TERFS not welcome, no minors, heavy-handed with the block button.

my ao3

the reason for my blog name

commonly used tags:

#p writes - the writing tag, a mix of HCs, drabbles, and links to ao3 fics

#p wips - wip snippets

#p talks - answered asks

#p chatty tag - talkative posts, may or may not be fandom related

#p writes #p wips #p talks #p chatty tag

dragonnarrative-writes

Ghost is the kind of freak to hide cameras in Gaz's bedroom so he can jerk off to videos of the prettiest member of the 141 getting laid.

Gaz is the kind of freak to tell his one night stands to call him Simon when they come.

#BARKING HOWLING RIPPING MY SHIRT #kg #sr

happy pride month. if you have “men dni” or “men dni (except trans men)” on your blog somewhere please fuck off and block me. that is all.

#p chatty tag #actually do me one better and send a bunch of hate to my askbox so i can block you there #fuck aaaaaall the way off and keep going when you get there you fucking weapon

stivkagall

Varric Tethras Dragon age

#for the gallery walls #varric tethras

basementcoffee

#i’m howling with laughter oh my god #perfection!#kg #jm

if i see one shitty “team ghost or team price” poll on my dash a la the dreadful fucking days of mcu civil war shenanigans i’m disconnecting the internet and eating my laptop

#p chatty tag #i cannot live through another one of those #i’m too jaded #yes this is about the mw4 trailer

553580

in my mind gaz is on a beach with nikolai, having sunscreen rubbed on his back while nik bitches about how hard it was to find a physical barrier sunscreen that doesn't leave a white cast on his beautiful boy

#this is canon to me now #kg #nikolai

alchemyfreak321

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick (2/?)

#gaz my beloved!!!!!!!#kg

quarterlifekitty

Thinking about @ceilidho ‘s tomodachi life post and I think Johnny is constantly getting his feelings hurt via gaming

Like imagine he walks in on you playing stardew valley and he’s like “who is that guy in your house” and you’re like “that’s my husband Shane” like not only is he offended that some virtual bastard popped the question before he did (and you said yes!!!) but also he’s like what do you see in him??? He’s nothing like me!!

He introduces you to overwatch thinking you’ll like hazard cause he’s this ripped Scottish bad boy with a mohawk and you’re like “heehee reaper is cute. He kinda reminds me of Simon” like you’re literally making your boyfriend throw himself upon his own blade in utter despair

And yes he does get mad when you have dreams you’re with someone else. You’re cheating on him in dreamland!!!

#i am absolutely HOWLING with laughter #oh my god this is actually perfect to me #he stopped playing the sims after accidentally leaving his game running while making dinner #and came back to find the sim version of you had divorced the sim version of him and had remarried mortimer goth #jm

stachedmen

Aidan Turner, Rivals 2x01

#i’m still thinking about the shower scene prior to this one #SO MUCH WET CHEST HAIR

i can’t be trusted with a hybrid au because i’d spend entirely too long debating which british wildlife would best represent my military blorbos

#p chatty tag #don’t make me choose which animal the blorbos would be #i do like the idea of ghost being a barn owl and soap being some kind of corvid #i think gaz would be a fox because he’s so adaptable #and price would probably be a red deer stag because he has Presence

silvermoth0

#ough perfection #for the gallery walls #kg #jm

ottervii

Beach episode ❎ Lake house episode ✅

#for the gallery walls #kg #(and itty bitty soap and ghost in the corner lmao)

ceilidho

there’s a person stealing peoples writing and posting it on ao3 anonymously (under collections tied to their ao3 username though). What an absolute sick fucking loser. If anyone sees their work stolen, please go report it to ao3 - I don’t know what their stance is on removing ao3 fics stolen from tumblr (I’ve only reported fics stolen FROM ao3), but can’t hurt to try

#for fucks sake #the way my stomach dropped when i clicked that link #absolutely disgusting behaviour

basementcoffee

miss this dude

#that armpit pic is bait for ME #deeeeeeelicious

ladykelsi

warning: noncon.

jumping on the portal sex bandwagon. ft. portal penis with Kyle who used to be your bully in secondary school and now he's just begging for your attention.

you don't want to fuck him. in fact, you want absolutely nothing to do with him. but you lowkey want revenge on Kyle for tormenting you back when he had no business being that mean to a teenage girl who didn't do shit to him.

so you tag him with the portal. best part is he isn't aware of it.

and you take your time making him squirm.

next time you see him sitting with a couple of your friends at that corner cafe, he's as rigid as a statue. unlike many times before when you ignore him, he's shocked as you sit down at the table and smile and say hi to him.

because this time you know you left your vibrator on high touching the very tip of the dildo connected to his cock.

you carry a conversation with your friends and watch as they try to include him. it's hard to restrain a smile when he keeps his answers clipped and short, when he takes heavy breaths and when his hands tremble as he picks up his cup of ice tea when your friends aren't looking.

you do have to admire his restraint because he hasn't cum by now. yet you know what he's getting up to when he politely excuses himself to the restroom.

when you finally go home hours later, you put him out of his misery and turn off the vibrator. by then, the dildo has already spurted out ropes of cum all over the place and it makes you cackle. but then... you get the wicked idea to give it a little squeeze. which makes it throb in your hand and oh you almost want to put it in your pussy right then and there.

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