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beachcollector

no way phil will be 40 today next year i still remember when he turned 30

#amazingphil #happy birthday phil

unreadable

#move on

bumper sitcker that wonders if you fuck your wife in light that bright

#bumper sticker idea #I'm tired of being blinded #I cannot see #bumper sticker #car

wobblyworks

Deinonychus Takedown for animation practice

acreaturecalledgreed

me when i GET you

#dinosaurs #animation #when I get you

rpfwasfine

this is the best picture ive ever seen

#elephant #animals #humor

ghost-in-the-corner

just as a general reminder

learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable

is he hot or is he the lead male protagonist

#unconventionally attractive #white boy of the month #male protagonist #male protag #lead protag

weekend plans

#papas games #cool math games #papas sushiria #baddies

aropride

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

harlequinchaos

hibiscusflowerhoney

the intimacy between me and the IT guy who has taken over my screen as we chat and wait for software to install

I hate when men smirk and gloat and say shit like “Women are attracted to powerful men,” like that negates any feminist impulse, like they think that at the heart of all women is this little, mincing girl that wants to be dominated.

I just roll my eyes because, dude. If you ever read the second half of any fucking harlequin novel ever, and saw how the hero always ends up blubbering on his knees and saying shit like “I can’t live without you! You unman me!” you’d realize that being attracted to powerful men is just the first part of a two-step plan.

The second step is to completely fucking annihilate him.

halfhardtorock

Apparently this is the most important thing I’ll ever say.

msfehrwight

*clears throat* Allow me to quote Jayne Ann Krentz: “In the romance novels … the woman always wins. With courage, intelligence, and gentleness she brings the most dangerous creature on earth, the human male, to his knees. More than that, she forces him to acknowledge her power as a woman.” (“Introduction” from Dangerous Men and Adventurous Women: Romance Writers on the Appeal of Romance.) The romance hero may start as a total alphahole, but by the end of the novel, as stated above, HE HAS TO CHANGE. He needs to become respectful and treat the heroine as an equal partner, otherwise it won’t work. This is why Elizabeth Bennet refuses Mr Darcy the first time but accepts him later. This is what so many people miss. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for this post.