1000 Awesome Things / 1000 Not So Awesome Things

A list of the very awesome and not so awesome

[1000awesome]

Sunshine on your skin.

[1000awesome]

The sweet fragrance of fresh blooming jasmine.

[1000awesome]

Roasted brussel sprouts.

[1000awesome]

The fragrance of fresh blooms from a rose bush.

[1000awesome]

JOMO

(Joy of Missing Out)

[1000awesome]

the privilege of being able to bed rot all day without interruptions

[1000awesome]

that satisfying snap, crackle, pop, pop, popping sound from an electric bug zapper when you hit that annoying bugger

[1000awesome]

living in a COVID cesspool of a shithole country and the rest of the world puts a travel ban against you because of it

(you’re trapped and there’s no safe haven to escape to, motherfuckers)

[1000awesome]

insects flying too fast for you to whack them

damn buggers

[1000awesome]

Hollywood being completely out of original ideas with all these “reboots” of old movies from the 80′s

[1000awesome]

getting exactly what you wanted from a gacha machine (in Second Life) on the first pull

[1000awesome]

having 2 parents who genuinely love you

[1000awesome]

the 2020 coronavirus pandemic

[1000awesome]

travel time saved by telecommuting

[1000awesome]

Alabama

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/27/us/alabama-pregnant-woman-shot-in-stomach-manslaughter-indictment-trnd/index.html

[1000awesome]

overpriced college textbooks

[1000awesome]

Grumpy Cat's passing