1000 Awesome Things / 1000 Not So Awesome Things

A list of the very awesome and not so awesome

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JOMO

(Joy of Missing Out)

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the privilege of being able to bed rot all day without interruptions

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that satisfying snap, crackle, pop, pop, popping sound from an electric bug zapper when you hit that annoying bugger

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living in a COVID cesspool of a shithole country and the rest of the world puts a travel ban against you because of it

(you’re trapped and there’s no safe haven to escape to, motherfuckers)

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insects flying too fast for you to whack them

damn buggers

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Hollywood being completely out of original ideas with all these “reboots” of old movies from the 80′s

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getting exactly what you wanted from a gacha machine (in Second Life) on the first pull

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having 2 parents who genuinely love you

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the 2020 coronavirus pandemic

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travel time saved by telecommuting

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Alabama

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/27/us/alabama-pregnant-woman-shot-in-stomach-manslaughter-indictment-trnd/index.html

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overpriced college textbooks

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Grumpy Cat's passing

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being born to abusive parents

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no hope of ever joining the privileged class

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Bakeries having the gall to continue selling cakes that are obviously very stale

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complete lack of singing talent

and that’s why you’re not popular