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It all came out over dumplings, as it should.

Style consistency went straight out the window, but I like it. My sister taught me that anything that makes you laugh is worth spending time on.

gingerhaole

Bonus:

gingerhaole

I realize some of you haven’t seen this with the little coda. And yes, Crowley does take a bite of the dumpling!

protectspock

comparing and contrasting my two obsessions 🤔

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well i’ll be damned

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welp

thelovelybones124-deactivated20

SHE DID THAT !

taurusgodmother

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

stephrc79

Every time…every TIME this is on my dash, I read it all the way thru before reblogging. And you should too. THIS is how you ally. Respect yourself by raising the women around you who deserve that same level of respect.

Respect yourself. Respect your sisters. Never settle for the fuckboys who look to drag us ALL down. ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

coffeeastronaut

some of you were not incredibly isolated teens who grew up relying on long distance internet friends to avoid complete and utter desolation of your mental state and boy howdy is it showing

thiswomanshouldbewriting

I can’t get over the fact that both Aziraphale and Crowley desperately try to protect each other, but do so in opposite ways.

Aziraphale, who is afraid of falling but even more afraid of what Hell might do to Crowley, tries to protect them both by pulling away, putting distance between them, even straight up putting an end to their relationship if he thinks he needs to.

Crowley, like the hopeless romantic he is (not that he’d ever admit it), is on the the other hand constantly working on the idea that so long as they’re together, he’ll find a way to make things work. He’s always on guard, circling Aziraphale ready to protect him, he wants Holy Water so that he’s ready to fight back, and straight-up tells Aziraphale to run away together, even if it’s completely stupid and suicidal, because that’s all that matters to him.

violetfaust

My favorite thing about this is that Crowley is on guard, protective, ready to battle. That is, he protects Az like an angel would.

Aziraphale uses lies, evasion, and deceit to shelter Crowley. That is, he protects him like a demon would.

thiswomanshouldbewriting

Ok this is the best addition you could possibly make.

holycatsandrabbits

So like…imagine Aziraphale for the first time seeing someone throw salt over their left shoulder to ward off demons, because they believe that evil spirits lurk on the left. And Aziraphale realizing that Crowley always sits to his left, and isn’t that interesting? Crowley doesn’t have a problem with salt in general, but what is this “warding off” business? Does it make demons sneeze? Or run away? Or does it just annoy them in some way? Of course, if he asks Crowley, he’s not going to get a straight answer, he knows that. So Aziraphale tells himself not to think about it, which works about as well as it always does. Crowley quickly realizes something’s up because after thousands of years together, he knows that when he sees Aziraphale frowning in a certain way that Aziraphale is trying to talk himself out of doing something ridiculous. So Crowley makes up his mind that whatever Aziraphale does, he’s going to use it to fluster the angel, because that’s arguably Crowley’s main hobby. So eventually, Aziraphale of course gives in to temptation and yeets some salt over his left shoulder at Crowley, and Crowley has prepared his inner drama queen for whatever this was going to be, so he gives a yell and fakes some sort of allergic reaction. And of course, Aziraphale freaks out and Crowley congratulates himself for having flustered the angel. But the thing is, Aziraphale also knows all the faces that Crowley makes, and he knows he’s faking it. But Aziraphale is all too happy to play along, because what Crowley’s actually done is to give Aziraphale some ammunition. Now whenever Aziraphale “accidentally” spills salt on Crowley, Crowley has to either go through the whole dramatic act again or admit that he was faking it, and Aziraphale is quite happy with either of those outcomes, because he’s learned that yes, throwing salt over your left shoulder does in fact annoy one certain demon, which, coincidentally, is Aziraphale’s main hobby.

tedywestside

voidbat

i have never seen “…fair enough.” so eloquently stated, and he did it with only his face.

knitmeapony

Mandy Patinkin is a goddamned genius.

luckyrabbits

y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it

fuuzis-trash-dump

Pro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can't. Which means no one else remembers the cringe thing you did.

luckyrabbits

wait that actually helps so much

cipheramnesia

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.