hollywood's bleeding

austin post. in the batmobile goin batshit. @cndypaints

[joyinthepoison]

i was going to write a lengthy caption about being excited to be there tonight, and talk about how grateful i am to even be nominated, but really the only caption this needs is: happy!!! 

[1000badtimes]

florence asked me what her next embroidery for our house should be n who wouldn’t want this on their wall?

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[walkhimdown]

she said im not like other guys. how does she know other guys? i cant fucking breathe. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[1000badtimes]

welcome to flavortown

[1000badtimes]

oli wasn’t lyin about needin to bleach his eyes

[1000badtimes]

did i open animal crossing today and buy 3 of the rodeo style horses? yes

will i buy more tomorrow? also yes 

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[1000badtimes]

long shot but does anybody have the candles from the wedding event on animal crossing

[1000badtimes]

florence sees any animal video and tells me she wants one 

[1000badtimes]

the bed n breakfast episode of bob’s burgers is one of the best episodes of cartoon tv

[1000badtimes]

driving 10 hours to get to our new home is all fun n games till you realize you’re the only one with an american driver’s license

[nocontextbobs]

[1000badtimes]

why do snails look the way they do

[1000badtimes]

i restarted my island 4 days ago n already have 2/5 of the museum complete

[1000badtimes]

anybody else remember the song bedrock 

[awakecorgi704-deactivated202007]

it’s ok to be stupid <2