Vroom vroom.

Dirk. 19. He/they. Human fidelity is flimsy. Titanium alloys are not.

[100bph-blog]

This is the way it needs to stay.

[100bph-blog]

Well fuck me in my obsessive compulsive ass.

[100bph-blog]

This is the way it needs to stay.

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

[100bph-blog]

Hal can’t be trusted to set up a queue specifically.

[boyloser]

[fuks]

[bumtickley]

[aestheticacadema]

[marci1900]

[djcalvycakes]

Star Wars 7 2: The Horse Awakens

It’s a 6 hour long movie of a horse sleeping and in the last minute it wakes up.

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

[gnoth]

[hausofbhd]

[dfgjdlkfgjdklfgjdfklgjdg-deacti]

i always wanted to be friends with a super saiyan  i tried to convince my friend to name one of his eggs goku but he wouldnt listen to me 

[100bph-blog]

His egg? Hopefully it was one your friend nursed as opposed to procuring, bearing the most important meal of the day in mind. It just ain’t orthodox to name your food.

[dfgjdlkfgjdklfgjdfklgjdg-deacti]

@100bph

when i was younger i tried to style my hair like edward elrics

[100bph-blog]

I tried to style mine like a Super Saiyan’s not ten minutes ago. I’ll leave the fruitfulness of the endeavor to your imagination.

[100bph-blog]

There’s a turnabout in my follow count. I’m filled with a sense of counterfeit fulfillment.

[daysndazed-blog]