Select Gorgeous

A complex, male, college student that seems to always be slightly out of reach from Love.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Guys care more about fashion in the MMORPGs they play than in real life.

[just-shower-thoughts]

My parents spent the first 18 years of life trying to prevent me from having sex and now that I’m over 30 they want me to have as much sex as I can because those selfish bastards want grandkids.

[awwww-cute]

This is how the cat lets us know the dog is out of water

[squinoas]

Tell me the story of how…

[shelgon]

Eevolutions (Scan Source)

[blue-sky-sapphire]

The Original Starters

Watercolour Pokémon by Nicholas Kole [behance], shared with permission.

[daihazed-deactivated20171117]

EEEEE SO I BOUGHT MY KITTY A SWEATER AND NOW SHE WONT LET ME TAKE IT OFF

[just-shower-thoughts]

Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes?

[edwardelricistheawesomeness]

Now were asking the real questions.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The 2045 US President is currently posting to his instagram, snapchat, Facebook, and dank360noscoping noobs on xbox

[shinystone]

[10characters]

ジンジャーエール

[mxcerfrey-deactivated20180719]

If video games aren’t an art, please explain this.

[cactuarqueen]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 40 years my grand-kids will be telling jokes like “Grandpa’s so old he’s older than Google.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the movie “Inside Out” was about an 18 year old boy, it’d probably be rated X

[willfosho-deactivated20210729]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I would buy more bottled and canned Coke products if they came with Pokemon names on them instead of peoples names.

[mostlycatsmostly]