phainon’s 67th cycle of suffering

she/her ⋆ 🖤🩶🤍💜 ⋆ 💖💜💙 ⋆ infpa ⟢gods strongest girlfailure⟣ i draw, yap, and consume content at an unhealthy rate

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It was yuri all along……… beautiful

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“bbc sherlock is clearly ace” think bigger the asexual in this relationship is JOHN. I see your sherlock doesn’t care about sex and I raise you John, Known Man Who Does Things To Seem Normal, with a string of girlfriends he basically only has to have sex with (that he seemingly doesn’t give a shit about). I know a man who fakes having a lot of sexual attraction to cover up the fact that he has none thats literally my soul twin

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bringing this 100% truthfull take back for PRIDE MONTHH🌈🌈🌈 happy pride john watson the asexual ever!!! when i found out there literally wasn’t a single ace john allo sherlock fic on ao3 i cried for an hour straight so happy pride month to me too lmaoo

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If i finish studying i can read sasunaru fanfic if i finish studying i can read sasunaru fanfic if i finish studying i can read sasunaru fanfic if i finish studying i can read sasunaru fanfic if i finish studying i can read sasunaru fanfic if i finish studying i can

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Some people may think my username refers to phainon’s unimaginable suffering living through millions and millions of time loops where he is forced to kill his closest friends or else risk the complete and total destruction of his planet. These people are FOOLS im talking about his period

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thinking about heterochromia one-yellow eye- one-purple-eye kokichi today…….. wife come back from war pls

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PLEASE AO3 GODS PLEASEE TMR NEWTMAS FIC WHERE THE FLARE TURNS YOU INTO A VAMPIRE PLEASE I BEG

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Oh my GODD andrew perrault I did NOT need this level of relatable asexuality at one aye em. I’m going to kill this guy he’s so me. Except my internal monologue isn’t some poor crazy Victorian-esk gay AUSTRALIAN

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horrified to discover the healthiest ship in this god dammed prison of a fandom is actually cumplane. read it as a joke a month ago now it’s for real

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one day you will be judged for your sins and god will not be so merciful. In other news, happy late birthday.

Thank you king🫃

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fluff fic authors who apologize in notes for writing absolute sap crack me up like oh noo my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery my heart to full my life too beautiful my otp too married

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I want to see more overtly genderfluid Loki stuff. Like Loki is a magic bitch. LET HIM SHAPESHIFT TO FIT THEIR CURRENT GENDER FEELINGS!! I gettttt why he’s only masc presenting in marvel, and they are hot! Specifically in the show! We love a pathetic man! But I would also look to see the tricky little shit fuck around more with her CANON gender! And like Loki is SO fitting for “my gender is whatever is funniest for the bit” too??? SO much missed potential. And opportunity to make them SO MUCH HOTTER???

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like masc loki androgynous Loki with longer hair than normal and you can’t really tell what a_ab they are, looking seductively at the camera wearing makeup, messy bitch with her tits out and fancy jewelry fem lounging on a throne drinking wine and eating fruit, maybe kissing women, tricky and put together yet chaotic fancy twisty fem, slutty masc, I CAN SEE IT ALL

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a huge pet peeve of mine is when people give mydei a pomegranate scent in a/b/o fics. guys. he literally has an official hand cream and body wash!!

here's the smell description (sourced from honkai.shop)

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I’m fuckigdjgk crying what mihoyo employee sat down at a meeting table looked their boss straight in the eye and was like “yknow what would REALLY sell”

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cover them up

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evil mydei: the kremnoan dictionary is extensive

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So sorry I haven’t been posting about my new special guy PHAINON😍😍😍😍 when i see him i feel physically ill so i probably won’t talk about him ever just know I LOVE HIM🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 never really understood the phrase he makes me unwell before but now I do lolol

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can we be done with the whole men who are afraid of women bit like pls it’s ANNOYINGG🥀🥀🥀🥀

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MOMENT OF APPRECIATION FOR FANDOM SPECIFIC NOT BETA READ TAGS LETS MAKE SOME NOISE GUYSS🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

seriously though they’re so funny and lwk my favourite part of ao3!! So far my faves are

• “there is no word for BETA READING in the KREMNOAN LANGUAGE” from honkai star rail (hilarious) (Mydei specific) (I appreciate the caps lock shouting)

• “no beta it is an honour to die” from heaven officials blessing (emotionally devastating) (I cried a bit) (so shocking it was still kinda funny)

And of course the joy of bringing up old wounds that no one is totally over so we can all cry together as one big happy family!