Tony the Minion

Ayyyyyy!(One of the Tony's)

[123regenthatespopmusic]

Intro to Tony

I will have exactly 3 tags.

It's Tony!-IC post. Not Tony-OOC post. Ask Tony-Ask post.

[beranyth-inactive]

i dont get this whole “all asexual people are women” and “all aromantic people are men” characterization people keep trying to pull like

seriously it just reminds me of some ridiculously archaic stereotypical “women only want affection and men only want sex” social darwinist tripe plastered onto orientations you feel threatened by??  idek how do people take themselves seriously

[123regenthatespopmusic]

as some who is Ace IRL, I'm a dude. Although I'm not sure if I'm trans or not.

[123regenthatespopmusic]

What is this? Tony.... Ahhhahahh.

I could give you the world, Tony. Make you a master of your own.

*three contracts are pushed in front of you*

The cost: Information.

"You come near me wit dat shit again and I'll show you how some concrete shoes feel."

[the-true-heir-of-stars]

Very intelligent, Tony. If nothing else, the prideful me taught you well.

[123regenthatespopmusic]

"Danks other-boss."

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[123regenthatespopmusic]

"Okay dat sounds tasty though?"

[123regenthatespopmusic]

Got any favorite artists? I must say I was not expecting pop music to be a dominant interstellar genre. What instruments even are there in it

"Der's dis guy called 'Michel Jaxson' or somethin? He's great."

[123regenthatespopmusic]

What is this? Tony.... Ahhhahahh.

I could give you the world, Tony. Make you a master of your own.

*three contracts are pushed in front of you*

The cost: Information.

"You come near me wit dat shit again and I'll show you how some concrete shoes feel."

[123regenthatespopmusic]

So like

Why Tony as a name

Do you know or is it oqaue to ye minions

"Da godfatha. Nuf said."

[royal-spire]

Architect you may need top surgery

[123regenthatespopmusic]

"Ayo when'd the architect get CANS?"

[ohmewhatsthis]

The Regent's minions are all named Tony except for one guy named Jeffrey and one named Bezos

The Regent has His Majesty's minions all ranked on a word document from most to least favorite

The minions are aware of this document and actively tamper with it but they're all named the same so the regent hasn't noticed

Trust me I work at megacrit

[123regenthatespopmusic]

"Yeah nobody fuckin likes Jeffery."

[heirtothethroneofstars]

Regent and Ironclad, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g~

...Absolutely not. That brute could snap me in half!!! I wouldn't dare to consort with him in such a manner!

[123regenthatespopmusic]

"Yeah, plus he always rejects ya. AYYYYYYYYYY!"

[123regenthatespopmusic]

Ay dis how you work dis?

What's good ya nerds? I stole one of boss's "phones"!